Cheeze once stole my shoes. They were actually sandals with the Baywatch logo on the tread, but he stole them none the less. Oddly enough this was several years before even meeting the man, but I've seen through his ruse. He seems like a nice enough gentleman, just don't turn your back on him, lest you find yourself shoeless later...
I once cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. I just took his shoes . . . it wasn't like he was going to be needing them.
(sorry to hijack your thread, Cheeze, but I had to stick that one in there!)