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RCMerchant
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« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2024, 06:14:17 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 25, 2024, 04:52:09 PM
Welcome back, RC. I thought of a dark joke or two I think you would've appreciated, but decided it was better to just let you know how happy we are to have you back. In many ways, you're the heart and soul of this place.



Hey- let 'em rip! Me son and I have been doing one-legged one liners since I got it done!
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« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2024, 07:14:52 PM »
Anytime I disagree with you, I will say…
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« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2024, 07:18:12 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 25, 2024, 06:14:17 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 25, 2024, 04:52:09 PM
Welcome back, RC. I thought of a dark joke or two I think you would've appreciated, but decided it was better to just let you know how happy we are to have you back. In many ways, you're the heart and soul of this place.



Hey- let 'em rip! Me son and I have been doing one-legged one liners since I got it done!

Oh, I couldn't do it now that I hear you have a leg up on me.
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« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2024, 07:37:33 PM »
You don’t have a leg to stand on!!
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« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2024, 08:45:33 PM »
Hey, them jokes get me hoppin' mad!  TongueOut
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2024, 08:47:53 PM »
Now ZZ Top has to change it to “Leg.”
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« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2024, 09:05:24 PM »
^Oddly enuff, I have ZZ TOP tattoted on my left ankle. No joke. (I did it when I was very young and drunk. Also no joke)
I had nothing tattooed on my right leg! They took the wrong one!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2024, 09:26:14 AM »
Glad you're back and doing well! My brother just lost a leg too.  Did you ask if you could take it home?
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« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2024, 09:35:17 AM »
Glad to see you're back in ... mostly one piece. 
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« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2024, 09:40:27 AM »
Quote from: Paquita on April 27, 2024, 09:26:14 AM
Did you ask if you could take it home?


Oy 😳😆😆😆
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« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2024, 10:42:07 AM »
Just don't get into any ass-kicking contests. I do have to ask though, do you now get half off on shoes?
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« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2024, 12:06:40 PM »
Quote from: Paquita on April 27, 2024, 09:26:14 AM
Glad you're back and doing well! My brother just lost a leg too.  Did you ask if you could take it home?


I Thought about it! Give my dog a meal!

Quote from: Alex on April 27, 2024, 10:42:07 AM
Just don't get into any ass-kicking contests. I do have to ask though, do you now get half off on shoes?

Hmmm....that's a thought! I will be getting a prosthetic in 6 months. I really wanted a peg leg, though. ARRRR!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2024, 12:47:14 PM »
Damn, sorry to hear about your leg.  Here's a big
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« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2024, 01:56:25 PM »
When I asked AI to come up with an image of RC Merchant with a peg leg, this is the best it could come up with:
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« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2024, 07:06:42 PM »
Hmmm...a pegleg with a pegleg?
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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