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"I'll never be able to fill this cup with you sitting there watching me!"

Sheriff:  Now Deputy here tells me you had somethin' clever to say 'bout Gene Hackman and my mama, God rest her soul.

Sheriff Teasle: You know, wearing that flag on that jacket, looking the way you do, you're asking for trouble around here, friend.

OK, Sheriff, I'm sorry I set fire to Widow Johnson's cat, and I'll NEVER do it again!   :bluesad:

"That's not what I meant when I told you to put your hands on your head."

"You are hereby accused of unleashing Mitchell onto an unsuspecting public."

Now, I better not catch you in Turner's farm having "relations" with the sheep again, y'hear?

Dateline was not the first to "Catch a Predator"

Men's shirts, all colors on sale at JC Penny's this weekend!

See!  I has a  penis.

Guy in the back: "I wish they'd just kiss and get this over with."

Sheriff:  "I'll ask you one more time, boy.  What do you know about the 60 lbs of bologna missing from Mr. Johnson's store?"

Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 11, 2007, 04:25:15 PM
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Jimmy didn't quite know where to begin in explaining how the bowling pin got wedged up there, but as he started with the sordid tale of an internet date gone wrong with a transexual, chills ran up Sherrif Daniels Spine

"Uh, the urinals are down the hall."

You're under arreste for loitering in the 70s too long.

Won't poke fun of my hat again, willya?

Quote from: Torgo on July 11, 2007, 09:37:13 PM
"You are hereby accused of unleashing Mitchell onto an unsuspecting public."

Hahahaha nice. I was going to make a Mitchell joke but I can't think of one better than that.

"Okay, boy, just take it nice and easy. He can't git to you. Now, where exactly did he touch you?"

"Ummm...Down here."

"That sick m-th-rf--king son of a b--ch!"

"So tell me 'bout this wrastlin' business."