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The Burgomaster

July 11, 2007, 04:25:15 PM


"I'll never be able to fill this cup with you sitting there watching me!"
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

DodgingGrunge

#1
July 11, 2007, 07:07:39 PM
Sheriff:  Now Deputy here tells me you had somethin' clever to say 'bout Gene Hackman and my mama, God rest her soul.
++josh;

ulthar

#2
July 11, 2007, 08:16:39 PM
Sheriff Teasle: You know, wearing that flag on that jacket, looking the way you do, you're asking for trouble around here, friend.
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

indianasmith

#3
July 11, 2007, 08:23:21 PM
OK, Sheriff, I'm sorry I set fire to Widow Johnson's cat, and I'll NEVER do it again!   :bluesad:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Shadow

#4
July 11, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
"That's not what I meant when I told you to put your hands on your head."
Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Torgo

#5
July 11, 2007, 09:37:13 PM
"You are hereby accused of unleashing Mitchell onto an unsuspecting public."
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

BlackAngel75

#6
July 12, 2007, 12:00:57 AM
Now, I better not catch you in Turner's farm having "relations" with the sheep again, y'hear?
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

BlackAngel75

#7
July 12, 2007, 12:04:59 AM
Dateline was not the first to "Catch a Predator"
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Mr. DS

#8
July 12, 2007, 09:25:11 AM
Men's shirts, all colors on sale at JC Penny's this weekend!
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ulthar

#9
July 12, 2007, 09:26:47 AM
See!  I has a  penis.
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

AnubisVonMojo

#10
July 12, 2007, 09:54:01 AM
Guy in the back: "I wish they'd just kiss and get this over with."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Andrew

#11
July 12, 2007, 10:31:13 AM
Sheriff:  "I'll ask you one more time, boy.  What do you know about the 60 lbs of bologna missing from Mr. Johnson's store?"
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Susan

#12
July 12, 2007, 06:59:31 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 11, 2007, 04:25:15 PM


Jimmy didn't quite know where to begin in explaining how the bowling pin got wedged up there, but as he started with the sordid tale of an internet date gone wrong with a transexual, chills ran up Sherrif Daniels Spine

Inyarear

#13
July 13, 2007, 01:49:23 AM
When gas in California hit five bucks a gallon, they busted Jethro for "price gouging."

Joe the Destroyer

#14
July 13, 2007, 02:59:44 AM
"Uh, the urinals are down the hall."
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