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The Burgomaster
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« on: July 11, 2007, 04:25:15 PM »


"I'll never be able to fill this cup with you sitting there watching me!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 07:07:39 PM »
Sheriff:  Now Deputy here tells me you had somethin' clever to say 'bout Gene Hackman and my mama, God rest her soul.
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 08:16:39 PM »
Sheriff Teasle: You know, wearing that flag on that jacket, looking the way you do, you're asking for trouble around here, friend.
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 08:23:21 PM »
OK, Sheriff, I'm sorry I set fire to Widow Johnson's cat, and I'll NEVER do it again!   Bluesad
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 08:54:38 PM »
"That's not what I meant when I told you to put your hands on your head."
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 09:37:13 PM »
"You are hereby accused of unleashing Mitchell onto an unsuspecting public."
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 12:00:57 AM »
Now, I better not catch you in Turner's farm having "relations" with the sheep again, y'hear?
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 12:04:59 AM »
Dateline was not the first to "Catch a Predator"
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 09:25:11 AM »
Men's shirts, all colors on sale at JC Penny's this weekend!
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 09:26:47 AM »
See!  I has a  penis.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 09:54:01 AM »
Guy in the back: "I wish they'd just kiss and get this over with."
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 10:31:13 AM »
Sheriff:  "I'll ask you one more time, boy.  What do you know about the 60 lbs of bologna missing from Mr. Johnson's store?"
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2007, 06:59:31 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 11, 2007, 04:25:15 PM



Jimmy didn't quite know where to begin in explaining how the bowling pin got wedged up there, but as he started with the sordid tale of an internet date gone wrong with a transexual, chills ran up Sherrif Daniels Spine
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 01:49:23 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 02:59:44 AM »
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