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"So, how much do you charge per hour?"
(guess which one is asking the question?)
I like a good duck every now and then.
Lea Thompson: "Here goes my acting career . . . right down the drain."
"Oh yeah honey, the feathers tickle. And you wouldn't believe what I can do with this beak!"
The phrase "Peking Duck" takes on a whole new meaning . . . . .
Duck me Howard. Duck my ducking brains out.
"Well, we all know that ducks don't get wet, baby. Let's see if that applies to you too."
Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.
Quote from: MeanStreaka4337 on August 08, 2007, 01:42:26 PM
Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.
Haha, karma :thumbup:
I went to a Kevin Smith Q&A in Red Bank last week and that very same guy (who was apparently directing the session for release as a DVD) started the show by telling everybody the rules and such in regards to asking questions and being on camera. A guy two rows behind me yelled out "Woooo! Donkey show!" to his and he of course gave that reply.
This beak of mine is useful for more than just talking.
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on August 08, 2007, 02:54:10 PM
Quote from: MeanStreaka4337 on August 08, 2007, 01:42:26 PM
Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.
Haha, karma :thumbup:
I went to a Kevin Smith Q&A in Red Bank last week and that very same guy (who was apparently directing the session for release as a DVD) started the show by telling everybody the rules and such in regards to asking questions and being on camera. A guy two rows behind me yelled out "Woooo! Donkey show!" to his and he of course gave that reply.
My friend Bridgit went to that very same Q&A. I was gonna go too, but I had to work.
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Yeah, baby, let's put out cloacas next to each other so I can extend my penis and ... You don't seem interested all of a sudden.
"'Um...why do you keep shouting Aflac in your sleep?"
Lucas blackmailed you into doing this POS too? Let's just get hammered and get this scene over with.
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"Baby, getting it on with you is about as fun as doing it with a hamster.
I've tried that, actually. It's a lot more fun than you might think."
I like you. You're so understanding. Donald is so abusive, and Daffy whines all the time about that stupid rabbit.
HTD: I was a psychiatrist for a while.
LT: Really? Why'd you quit?
HTD: I was a quack.
*moan*
HTD: I was also a chef. Even went to Cordon Bleu for a while.
LT: Really? Why'd you quit?
HTD: When they found out what I meant by "duck sauce" they kicked me out!
*double-moan*