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Ash

August 08, 2007, 02:25:34 AM Last Edit: August 08, 2007, 04:49:58 AM by Ash

"So, how much do you charge per hour?"

(guess which one is asking the question?)

Texdar

#1
August 08, 2007, 03:03:09 AM
I like a good duck every now and then.
I bent my wookie!

The Burgomaster

#2
August 08, 2007, 05:35:53 AM
Lea Thompson:  "Here goes my acting career . . . right down the drain."
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Jack

#3
August 08, 2007, 08:08:04 AM
"Oh yeah honey, the feathers tickle.  And you wouldn't believe what I can do with this beak!"
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

indianasmith

#4
August 08, 2007, 10:27:13 AM
The phrase "Peking Duck" takes on a whole new meaning   . . . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

#5
August 08, 2007, 11:27:43 AM
Duck me Howard.  Duck my ducking brains out. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AnubisVonMojo

#6
August 08, 2007, 12:45:07 PM
"Well, we all know that ducks don't get wet, baby. Let's see if that applies to you too."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

MeanStreaka4337

#7
August 08, 2007, 01:42:26 PM
Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.
I'll Be Back...unless they want to wait another 20 years to do the sequel.

AnubisVonMojo

#8
August 08, 2007, 02:54:10 PM
Quote from: MeanStreaka4337 on August 08, 2007, 01:42:26 PM
Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.

Haha, karma  :thumbup:

I went to a Kevin Smith Q&A in Red Bank last week and that very same guy (who was apparently directing the session for release as a DVD) started the show by telling everybody the rules and such in regards to asking questions and being on camera. A guy two rows behind me yelled out "Woooo! Donkey show!" to his and he of course gave that reply.

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

asimpson2006

#9
August 08, 2007, 08:07:34 PM
This beak of mine is useful for more than just talking. 

Fausto

#10
August 08, 2007, 08:26:59 PM
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on August 08, 2007, 02:54:10 PM
Quote from: MeanStreaka4337 on August 08, 2007, 01:42:26 PM
Hey sucko, we call it Interspecies Erotica.

Haha, karma  :thumbup:

I went to a Kevin Smith Q&A in Red Bank last week and that very same guy (who was apparently directing the session for release as a DVD) started the show by telling everybody the rules and such in regards to asking questions and being on camera. A guy two rows behind me yelled out "Woooo! Donkey show!" to his and he of course gave that reply.

My friend Bridgit went to that very same Q&A. I was gonna go too, but I had to work.
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

akiratubo

#11
August 08, 2007, 09:34:07 PM


Yeah, baby, let's put out cloacas next to each other so I can extend my penis and ... You don't seem interested all of a sudden.
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

Shadow

#12
August 09, 2007, 12:09:08 AM
"'Um...why do you keep shouting Aflac in your sleep?"
Shadow
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Yaddo 42

#13
August 11, 2007, 02:27:46 PM
Lucas blackmailed you into doing this POS too? Let's just get hammered and get this scene over with.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Inyarear

#14
August 16, 2007, 02:23:44 AM

"Baby, getting it on with you is about as fun as doing it with a hamster.
I've tried that, actually. It's a lot more fun than you might think."
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