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This is the real reason why women like to grow vegetables.
She grew it in a hope that one day it will go to the moon!
Whether through poor timing or bad marketing, the "Carrot Condom" tm never gained the popularity hoped for, and it was relegated to the annals of failed vegetable accessories.
The Dildo Turnip. The only vegetable that aims to please.
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"Huh.. so this is what you get when you plant Dickweed."
Nintendo did some serious editing for the vegetables in Super Mario Brothers from the Japanese to the American versions.
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This explains EVERYTHING about Japan.
The seeds to this plant are often described as "white and gooey".
So that's why carrot sticks are so popular in Japan.
A man was found dead today. Police found this image on his computer.
Its is believe he tried to write a funny caption to the photo,to was NOT penius related,and suffered a stroke.
Guess what I found in Jenna Jameson's garden.
CENSORED
Hung like a horseradish!
Kaguya was suspicious about the peddler's claims that the seeds he sold her would make her dreams come true until she saw the end result.
PS. Any anime geeks know what show/movie this is from? Inquiring (dirty) minds want to know!
Quote from: Weltall on September 14, 2007, 06:03:34 AM
PS. Any anime geeks know what show/movie this is from? Inquiring (dirty) minds want to know!
Well, the picture says "TSUYO KISS", which, doing a search is apparently some kind of Japanese PC game, so I'm ASSUMING that's where it comes from. You can see a video of the opening of the game below.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGMt71kyxjs
Oops, that's what I get for not investigating the file. Now that I know though, I've heard of the game before. IIRC it was an 'adult' game originally. This might explain things...
Everyone knows that white ones aren't that big!
You should see the cabbages.
Quote from: Inyarear on September 10, 2007, 02:01:11 AM
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Woman holding phallic turnip: Man, I been riding a prickly cucumber all this time??
Very funny turnip. Looks like a thingie.
Okay, so maybe radishes dont really come in that kind of "provocative" shape.
Mushrooms, on the other hand...
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This is what Torgo's penis would look like when it was cut
Quote from: retrorussell on November 05, 2009, 02:58:30 AM
Quote from: Inyarear on September 10, 2007, 02:01:11 AM
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Seeing as how her husband was an invalid, she now had a choice of which vegetable to ride.