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I am willing to give karma to ANYBODY!  Just contribute anything at all that's worth posting.  a joke, a thought, a picture a link WHAT-EVEEEER!

What's worse than 10 dead babies in one garbage can?


One dead baby in 10 garbage cans!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's black, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun!

What's black or white, and red all over?
A baby in the corner with a razor blade.

What's blue and sits in a corner?
A baby with a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in a corner?
Same baby a couple of weeks later.

Allright, day one and three karma points dished out.  Come people I'm GIVING it away.

That sounded really innapropriate when I said it.

When the sea is calm, all ships alike show mastery in sailing.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, a 7-Up and 1 dead baby.

What's the best way to get a baby into a blender?
Feet first.

What's the best way to get a baby out of the blender?
With chips.

parapsycrazyologist
NOT JUST A PSYCHO-ANALYST

SHE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT THE DEAD
AND WEIRD, ODD NOTIONS IN HER HEAD
WITH HOPES SOMEONE WILL AGREE
OF THE AWESOME POWER OF THE PSYCHE

AND DANCING IN THE BLOOD
OF ALL THE UNBELIEVERS
SHE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WITH SEVERAL MEAT CLEAVERS

I mean.. she... uh...

She'd like to make a special toast,
to Bigfoot, E.T., the Holy Ghost,
angels, demons, Lucifer,
God, sleep paralysis, that's Jennifer
spon-tane-ous human combustion,
alien -- or strange abductions
electronic voice phenomenon
dead recordings from your Mom
remote viewing and spoon bending
the Apocalypse, the world is ending
psychic readings unexplained
attic man who was once hanged
lights and orbs up in the sky
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry

PARAPSYCRAZYOLOGIST
She'll rule you all with an iron fist!


PARAPSYCRAZYOLOGIST
THE YOUTUBE PARA-ANALYST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN04t8KYkOQ

How many pancakes can you fit inside a dog house?


Thirteen, because the ice cream is frozen!   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?



I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Quote from: Pilgermann on March 16, 2008, 06:00:14 PM
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?



I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been quoted many times, but I still get funny looks from my 8th graders when I use Robert Bloch's famous line - "People say I'm cruel, but Ihave the heart of a small child.  I keep it in a jar in my desk."

 :smile:

Doctor: "Have you ever looked at your wife's face during intercourse?"
Patient: "Yeah, once. She looked real angry."
Doctor: "Why? What was she doing?"
Patient: "She was looking through the window."

:teddyr:

Something for St. Patrick's day! :teddyr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVfxrSGfXN0

Free Easter Karma for all.

How about that Truth or Dare is on the Netflix site... It is one you can watch online. I must say I had never seen it, but it was quite.... Bad,lol.

Two fur trappers up in the Sault
Wired home for two punts, one canoe
The answer next day said 'Girls on the way...
'but what the hell's a panoe?'

Quote from: raj on March 14, 2008, 08:55:00 AM
What's black or white, and red all over?
A baby in the corner with a razor blade.

What's blue and sits in a corner?
A baby with a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in a corner?
Same baby a couple of weeks later.

Sick but funny.

Okay, we are at 305 readings but only 18 replies, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!  Free Karma, well guess what, Patient7 isn't very happy anymore and he has officially decided that this board is dead.  I hope you're happy.

Too bad, I had a good one for you . . . heck I'll share it anyway:

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on doors for no reason.

Damn I'm to late to karma whore! :bluesad: :buggedout: :teddyr:
But I'll just post a nice little tribute to the forgotten hero of Leyte Gulf Rear Admiral Cilfton A.F. "Ziggy" Sprague
(http://www.bosamar.com/images/cafs.jpeg)
You asked for random and this is random!

Quote from: indianasmith on March 25, 2008, 10:41:27 PM
Too bad, I had a good one for you . . . heck I'll share it anyway:

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on doors for no reason.

Untarians, unlike agnostics actually believe in god. Or at least thats what my parents congregation says. On the other hand from there they're pretty vague!

You two get karma, because you said you were late, I'll let in five more late entries and after that nay nay.

Karma for your generosity, please don't count this as an entry.

Okay Flackbait, I didn't even consider what I would do if someone just said something like that.  Or if they quoted a person and their response was " :bouncegiggle:".

Dude, dunno how I missed this thread.. I've always got funny stuff to talk about! 

How about a HILARIOUS Bud-Light commercial?

How about a nice way to decide what's for breakfast?

[img=http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6069/baconflowchartfv6.th.jpg] (http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=baconflowchartfv6.jpg)

Quote from: flackbait on March 26, 2008, 12:39:50 AM
Untarians, unlike agnostics actually believe in god. Or at least thats what my parents congregation says. On the other hand from there they're pretty vague!

But they're not into converting people like the J-Dubs. I think that was the point.

Quote from: AndyC on March 26, 2008, 09:04:10 AM

Quote from: flackbait on March 26, 2008, 12:39:50 AM
Untarians, unlike agnostics actually believe in god. Or at least thats what my parents congregation says. On the other hand from there they're pretty vague!

But they're not into converting people like the J-Dubs. I think that was the point.

This is true, this is true.

OK, what do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic?  Someone who doubts the existence of dog.

THATS FUNNY!  :thumbup:

If women with big ta-ta's work at Hooters...where do one-legged women work?

IHOP!

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 28, 2008, 06:38:03 AM
THATS FUNNY!  :thumbup:
If women with big ta-ta's work at Hooters...where do one-legged women work?
IHOP!

And what's the lady manager's name?  "Eileen." 
What do y'call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door?  "Matt." 
What do y'call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?  "Bob" 
What do y'call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?  "Art." 
What do y'call a guy with no arms or legs in a hottub?  "Stew..." (I made up that one!)   :teddyr: 

Okay, the surge of replies led me to bring this thread back to life, but I'm leaving one week for another good flow or else.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hanging on a fence?


Barb!!!

How about some cats?

Juggernaut!

No, I think it's Magneto, he's the only one who calles Proffesor X, Charles.

Quote from: Patient7 on March 29, 2008, 11:33:34 PM
No, I think it's Magneto, he's the only one who calles Proffesor X, Charles.

I'll have to give it to AndyC, although you're right, Magneto does call him Charles, but I think the pic's a reference to the (in)famous "I'm the Juggernaut b***h!" movie.

For the uninitiated, basically, two guys took an episode of the X-Men and did their voice overs, giving the characters stereotypical "jive" accents.

You can watch it here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ)

(http://www.illusiontv.com/features/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/_autoimages_au11642lg.jpg)

Here is a picture I made of a guy at work.
(http://members.cox.net/redsneaker/brianorc1.jpg)

Here is another picture from work. Look closely .. There is an older guy I work with and sometimes he isn't very aware of his surroundings. Someone had closed the (glass) door to the room he had just come from... This is the imprint of his face .. HAHAHAHAHAHHA.. He was ok... after a day or two.
(http://members.cox.net/redsneaker/kkkkkkk.jpg)

And here is just a dumb vid I made of the same guy that walked into the glass door..... I know... I am a dork.
http://media.putfile.com/JimBobBoogie (http://media.putfile.com/JimBobBoogie)