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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: CheezeFlixz on July 23, 2008, 08:07:09 PM

Title: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 23, 2008, 08:07:09 PM
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"I swear kids, before your Mama called Jenny Craig her ass was this big!"

or

You know I had a dream last night I was eating a HOT POCKET and it was this big.
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: AndyC on July 23, 2008, 10:39:01 PM
"I'd unravel any riddle, for any individdle..."
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: JPickettIII on June 16, 2010, 11:43:46 AM
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I swear kid's my Hot Pocket was this big but imagine what came out and how big and colorful that was?!?!?  :buggedout:

Then kids enter years of mental rehab.

Later,

John
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 16, 2010, 11:42:49 PM
"What?  No group hug?  Don't leave me hanging like that!"
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: Leah on June 17, 2010, 09:12:31 AM
Will someone please by me a thing of beer this big!
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: retrorussell on June 17, 2010, 09:24:08 PM
Quote from: JPickettIII on June 16, 2010, 11:43:46 AM
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BEHOLD MY AWESOME BODY ODOR, KIDS!!!

Seconds later, all the children were comatose.
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: AndyC on June 18, 2010, 06:53:22 AM
Oh great. Yet another Wingfield play.
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: TheDope on June 20, 2010, 09:04:27 PM
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Look at me, kids; I'm huggin' my big invisible girlfriend!
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: retrorussell on June 23, 2010, 02:37:10 AM
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I've got big balls!
I've got big balls!
And they're such big balls,
They're dirty big balls!
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: ChaosTheory on June 23, 2010, 01:36:44 PM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on June 20, 2010, 09:04:27 PM
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Cleetus tells the kids about the time he met Liam Neeson
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: Leah on June 24, 2010, 09:47:55 PM
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You won't believe the size of those show girls from Vegas!
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: Nukie 2 on June 25, 2010, 01:38:34 PM
... and they spread Jesus' arms like this, and then they...
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: sprite75 on June 25, 2010, 11:49:13 PM
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And thanks to McDonalds, in 50 years your kids will be this wide across!
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: Texdar on June 30, 2010, 05:53:32 PM
I'm not kidding, when the Viagra kicked in it was this big!
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on July 01, 2010, 11:48:50 AM
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"Eyow! Fence post!"
Title: Re: Reptilicus (1961)
Post by: The Gravekeeper on July 01, 2010, 09:23:08 PM
Uncle Stan suddenly had a flashback to his previous life as a flying squirrel.
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