Reptilicus (1961)

CheezeFlixz · July 23, 2008, 08:07:09 PM

"I swear kids, before your Mama called Jenny Craig her ass was this big!"

or

You know I had a dream last night I was eating a HOT POCKET and it was this big.

AndyC · July 23, 2008, 10:39:01 PM

"I'd unravel any riddle, for any individdle..."

JPickettIII · June 16, 2010, 11:43:46 AM

I swear kid's my Hot Pocket was this big but imagine what came out and how big and colorful that was?!?!?

Then kids enter years of mental rehab.

Later,

John

Chainsawmidget · June 16, 2010, 11:42:49 PM

"What? No group hug? Don't leave me hanging like that!"

Leah · June 17, 2010, 09:12:31 AM

Will someone please by me a thing of beer this big!

retrorussell · June 17, 2010, 09:24:08 PM

Quote from: JPickettIII on June 16, 2010, 11:43:46 AM

BEHOLD MY AWESOME BODY ODOR, KIDS!!!

Seconds later, all the children were comatose.

AndyC · June 18, 2010, 06:53:22 AM

Oh great. Yet another Wingfield play.

TheDope · June 20, 2010, 09:04:27 PM

Look at me, kids; I'm huggin' my big invisible girlfriend!

retrorussell · June 23, 2010, 02:37:10 AM

Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on June 20, 2010, 09:04:27 PM

I've got big balls!
I've got big balls!
And they're such big balls,
They're dirty big balls!

ChaosTheory · June 23, 2010, 01:36:44 PM

Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on June 20, 2010, 09:04:27 PM

Cleetus tells the kids about the time he met Liam Neeson

Leah · June 24, 2010, 09:47:55 PM

You won't believe the size of those show girls from Vegas!

Nukie 2 · June 25, 2010, 01:38:34 PM

... and they spread Jesus' arms like this, and then they...

sprite75 · June 25, 2010, 11:49:13 PM

And thanks to McDonalds, in 50 years your kids will be this wide across!

Texdar · June 30, 2010, 05:53:32 PM

I'm not kidding, when the Viagra kicked in it was this big!

SynapticBoomstick · July 01, 2010, 11:48:50 AM

"Eyow! Fence post!"

Reptilicus (1961)

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