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Hey, I can see my house from here!
"Yeah they should be here any minute. Some ship called the Enterprise or something..."
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Obi-Wan: That cloud looks like a naked boy.
Mace: What???
Obi-Wan: Look! Another naked boy! And another! Another!
Mace: Uh, I've gotta go ...
Obi-Wan: I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!
Damn, I've forgotten my lines.
George Lucas: "Cut! Cut! You're expressing emotion again, I told you, disinterested monotone! Disinterested monotone!"
"I bet if I dropped a penny from up here, it would go right through somebody's car."
"You're on."
"If we threw Yoda from up here, how long would it take his puny @ss to reach the streets?"
or
"I love it when Princess Amildala sunbathes nude on her roof. Don't ever tell Anakin about this."
Mace: Where is your apprentice?
Obi-Wan: On his way to Naboo, escorting Senator Amidala home.
Mace: Did you remind him to pack some rubbers? I see how they've both been looking at each other. Man, they're probably doing it right now.
Obi-Wan: Stop, I'm getting a chubby!
Yoda: A woody also am I getting!
I spit out there once...once...wind blew back in my face...Yoda laughs his lil green a$$ off...
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MACE - You know what they call a Big Mac on Tattooine?
OBI WAN - Uh...
MACE - Jabba Burger.
OBI WAN - Okay.
MACE - And you know what they call a Whopper?
OBI WAN - What's a Whop...
MACE - Mega Jabba. Motehr******r's got his slimy hands in everything out there. And you don't wanna know what they call chili dogs....
OBI WAN - (to camera) Uh, George?
GEORGE - Shh! This is great; we'll put in on the DVD extras! Keep going!
Obi Wan and Mace enjoyed looking at the window one last time before the council decided that the windows would be closed for good since too many people complained about being urinated on while standing until the council building.
Taking a cue from the Sears Tower scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
I think I can see my dad from here. The bastard's down there somewhere.
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Mace: Hey Obi-Wan, you see that weird ass ship up there?
Obi-Wan: Yeah - a saucer with a cylinder like projection below and behind it, with two narrower cylinders above the big cylinder. Who the hell designed that ship? That's the worst ship design I've ever saw, and I've seen plenty!
"I can see an elephant in that cloud"
OBI-WAN: "So, Mace, you like falling out of windows?"
MACE: "What?"
OBI-WAN: "What?"
MACE: "What did you say?"
OBI-WAN: "I said the sky looks very yellow today. Small talk."
MACE: "Yeah... you think anybody's ever fallen out of one of these big windows?"
OBI-WAN: (sputters, says nothing)
Quote from: AllisonSNLKid on August 08, 2008, 10:01:06 PM
Taking a cue from the Sears Tower scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
I think I can see my dad from here. The bastard's down there somewhere.
Mace: You see those kids about three windows down?
Obi-Wan: Yep.
Mace: Shouldn't they be in school right about now?
Obi-Wan: Probably. Yes. But A: it's my day off and B: I am a Jedi, not a truant officer!
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Quote from: sprite75 on August 23, 2008, 10:51:31 PM
Quote from: AllisonSNLKid on August 08, 2008, 10:01:06 PM
Taking a cue from the Sears Tower scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
I think I can see my dad from here. The bastard's down there somewhere.
Mace: You see those kids about three windows down?
Obi-Wan: Yep.
Mace: Shouldn't they be in school right about now?
Obi-Wan: Probably. Yes. But A: it's my day off and B: I am a Jedi, not a truant officer!
Couldn't have said it better myself. I was inspired by my most recent watching of "Ferris Bueller" the other night (I think I was watching it when I wrote this).
I love the view but the rent on this place is enough to make me turn to the Dark Side.
or
So, Sam, while we have this quiet moment alone maybe you can tell me, just how much of a whore are you to do voice work for that CGI quickie movie George is shoving down people's throats?
Mace: So, is this USS Enterprise going to land somewhere?
Obi-Wan: No, the Captain said they would remain in orbit.
Mace: Are they going to send a shuttle down to pick us up?
Obi-Wan: This sounds odd, but no they're not. Captain Picard said something about having us beamed aboard instead...