"OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/
Weirdo :bouncegiggle:
He had a nice selection of holes to choose from too...go figure he picked the wrong one.
Maybe this guy should have met the man who had the fixation with his patio furniture....
Quote from: I am Kirok! on August 08, 2008, 12:23:46 PM
"OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/kpruss/pervert.jpg)
Man, what the hell, what happened to just being like most guys and using your good ol' hand? :buggedout:
Next time he'll remember to bring the Vasoline along. :tongueout:
Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?
But some good did come of this. Cops always tell great stories, and this is undoubtedly going to be a staple for the responding officers for the rest of their lives.
Quote from: AndyC on August 11, 2008, 10:31:11 AM
Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?
Everything else was probably too wide. :bouncegiggle:
Somebody who took the offer to "take a seat" a bit too far... :buggedout: