Asian man sexually assaults train station bench

[trekgeezer]

 "OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

[Patient7]

Weirdo 

[Mr. DS]

He had a nice selection of holes to choose from too...go figure he picked the wrong one. 

[Sister Grace]

Maybe this guy should have met the man who had the fixation with his patio furniture....

[Torgo]

"OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Man, what the hell, what happened to just being like most guys and using your good ol' hand?   

[Ash]

Next time he'll remember to bring the Vasoline along.   

[AndyC]

Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?

But some good did come of this. Cops always tell great stories, and this is undoubtedly going to be a staple for the responding officers for the rest of their lives.

[Patient7]

Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?

Everything else was probably too wide. 

[Psycho Circus]

Somebody who took the offer to "take a seat" a bit too far...