(never thought I'd start a "top 100" list but oh well...here goes...)
Find a hilarious sign and post it. :tongueout:
Here's one:
(http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/9216/klondikesu6.png) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/listen-to-mee.jpg)
(http://ninesisters.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/get_a_brain_morans.jpg)
(http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/backto86_bucket/bad_liver.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/ironb***h.jpg)
Childish but quite funny I think you'll agree....
(http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny_road_signs_011.jpg)
(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/homeless-sleeping-quiet-sign.jpg)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/signspotting/page79_350x250.jpg)
(http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign132.bmp)
(http://www.decalsnsigns.com/DSCN0689.JPG)
I bet they put one of these up in Menard's neighborhood when he was a kid. . . :bouncegiggle:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad5.jpg)
(http://mydorset.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sign-not-in-use.jpg)
(http://decalpitstop.com/noveltysigns/peeinpool.jpg)
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff55/redsoniatre/FUNNY-9.jpg)
(http://www.premierphotographer.com/funny_signs_6.jpg)
(http://spasticsatan.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stupid-signs-throw-stones.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/monkey_sign1.jpg)
(http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns13.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad6.jpg)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/weent420/funny-signs-warning.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad.jpg)
(http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/slideshow/Sign_Board246.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad2.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on September 17, 2008, 10:37:05 AM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/monkey_sign1.jpg)
Is that supposed to be the monkey's penis in the picture on the right?? :buggedout:
(http://paulfite.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-traffic-sign.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad7.jpg)
Well, I think it's bad form to put two up in a row in a list of "Top 100," but since the thread is fallow:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad4.jpg)
(http://funnysigns.kitt.net/uploaded_images/funny_sign_08-786248.jpg)
(http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/dumping.jpg)
(http://www.moronchuk.com/g2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1286&g2_serialNumber=1)
(http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l367/Derf64/FriedChickenBakery.jpg)
Well, I thought it was kinda funny. And probably pretty greasy, too.
(http://blogs.sharemynz.co.nz/_sharemynz/b/e/Ben/images/Kum%20den.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad3.jpg)
(http://www.englishrules.com/photography/signs/humanemployees.jpg)
(http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/beat.jpg)
(http://helloworldbea.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/large_aussign.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad8.jpg)
(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/funny_sign_dogs.jpg)
(http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/12.jpg)
(http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/18.jpg)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1382/1317007146_90266635e1.jpg?v=0)
Funny thing is, this sign must have worked for the first guy who tried it, because it spread through the panhandling community.
QuoteFunny thing is, this sign must have worked for the first guy who tried it, because it spread through the panhandling community.
I generally don't give to panhandlers but this guy would have gotten something. :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2002/signs-3.jpg)
On the subject of panhandlers, I was in Anchorage once with my kid and a carload of his friends, when we stopped at an intersection where there was a panhandler. He was holding a sign that simply said "Need Food". One of the more smart-@$$ed kids in the group rolled down the window and said "Nope, I sure don't, we just came from Denny's up the road and we ate a TON. I mean, they give you SO much food, I bet we had to throw half of it away. Big stacks of pancakes and waffles, and these HUGE chunks of ham with eggs on top of it. You know they have 6 different kinds of syrup, and the SAUSAGE blah blah blah. . .. "
OK, so the kid has a sense of humor, , but it's sad that the joke had to be at another human being's expense.
Quote from: ghouck on September 26, 2008, 07:39:18 PM
OK, so the kid has a sense of humor, , but it's sad that the joke had to be at another human being's expense.
Weell.. I have to go with Houdini on this one when he said, "I do not hesitate to say that in ninety causes out of a hundred, the man who asks for alms on the street corner is a cheat and a fraud. If the public would take my advice and absolutely refrain from giving to beggars, this nuisance might soon be done away with. If the beggar no longer found his calling profitable, he would soon go to work or find some other activity." (
The Right Way To Do Wrong).
Now, I'm not endorsing mocking people, mind you, but still...
Course, all that being said, I've been know to give a few extra dollars to people on the street who've asked, because I'm easy to manipulate. :bluesad:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SIGNbad9.jpg)
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 19, 2008, 08:28:28 PM
(http://blogs.sharemynz.co.nz/_sharemynz/b/e/Ben/images/Kum%20den.jpg)
There's one of these in Chinatown in the City, right next door to an Indian Restaraunt called "Gaylords". Both have great food incidentally...
Quote from: BTM on October 01, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 26, 2008, 07:39:18 PM
OK, so the kid has a sense of humor, , but it's sad that the joke had to be at another human being's expense.
Weell.. I have to go with Houdini on this one when he said, "I do not hesitate to say that in ninety causes of a hundred, the man who asks for alms on the street corner is a cheat and a fraud. If the public would take my advice and absolutely refrain from giving to beggars, this nuisance might soon be done away with. If the beggar no longer found his calling profitable, he would soon go to work or find some other activity." (The Right Way To Do Wrong).
Now, I'm not endorsing mocking people, mind you, but still...
Course, all that being said, I've been know to give a few extra dollars to people on the street who've asked, because I'm easy to manipulate. :bluesad:
When I was living in the Washington, DC area, the "Will work for food" sign was popular for a while. One time a Washington Post reporter hit the streets to try to find out if any of them actually would, you know, work in exchange for food. A couple did, but mostly he got cussed out for asking them to do some work.
Quote from: schmendrik on October 02, 2008, 10:15:59 AM
When I was living in the Washington, DC area, the "Will work for food" sign was popular for a while. One time a Washington Post reporter hit the streets to try to find out if any of them actually would, you know, work in exchange for food. A couple did, but mostly he got cussed out for asking them to do some work.
John Stousell did a report on that awhile back, very illuminating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4teq7aKTNJ4
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3164/2561406765_73fd4032e2.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/funny_signs_gallery_1.jpg)
Ouch. Hope they didn't put that one up in the deep South.
Other jellyfish sting....Man O War kills! :teddyr:
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_DumVYyIWQv0/RtJkt3xH7DI/AAAAAAAAAXU/PkybC8rS0IM/DSC00467.JPG)
It's thread resurrection time again... :lookingup:
(http://kirayamato04.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny_road_signs_009.jpg)
(http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/sign006.jpg)
(http://www.kahsoon.com/images/cocking.jpg)
(http://www.richardpettinger.com/funny/funny_road_signs/navigation.jpg)
(http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/funny-signs-warning.jpg)
Quote from: doggett on January 11, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
(http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/funny-signs-warning.jpg)
Damn right! :wink:
(http://www.concal.org/images/2007-06-26twatt.jpg)
(http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/funny_signs_gallery_4.jpg)
I didn't think anyone was so stupid they needed a sign for this...
(http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/17.jpg)
(http://32flavors.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/funny_signs_3.jpg)
Good advice for some...
(http://www.premierphotographer.com/funny_signs_5.jpg)
(http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachments/amusing-pictures/8870d1176663789-funny-signs-sign.jpg)
(http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-pigeon-AMagill-pic.jpg)
Worlds stupidest greengrocer...
(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/funny-sign-for-bananas-curved-yellow-fruit-40c1.jpg)
(http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/150503/church.jpg)
Man, I love this thread!!!! :bouncegiggle:
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/signspotting_450x300.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/alpha.spongefish.com/4614/wide/brit_sign_6.jpg)
(http://www.mortoko.ca/maeve/images/dec09/Funny%20sign%20in%20Karlsplatz%20park.jpg)
Someone with a great sense of humor...
(http://itaysworld.com/blog/images/2008/07/04/FunnySigns_25.jpg)
(http://www.firenart.com/images/Funny/funny006.jpg)
(http://unclestinky.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/butthole_lane.jpg)
(http://www.funnyjunksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/funnyjunksite-_warnings.jpg)
(http://i.pbase.com/o6/12/651512/1/84662061.q0zQXS7B.freeshagrs8.jpg)
(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/no_brain_sign.jpg)
(http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/funny-church-sign.jpg)
(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/funny-office-sign-please-dont-smoke-in-my-office-i1.jpg)
I don't want to go to this dentist... :bluesad:
(http://jokes.m3rlin.org/files/2008/01/0011345-stomatologist-dental-care-funny-sign.jpg)
(http://roxteacher.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/phallicgavel1.jpg)
(http://ianheath653.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/bush_connecticut_welcome.jpg)
(http://www.electricstuff.co.uk/scarylaser.gif)
It's a toilet sign...
(http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/imagesrestroom-20signs.jpg)
(http://moronland.net/media/pictures/FunnySign2.jpg)
Wonderfully faked :smile:
(http://www.foundstuff.co.uk/store/signs/sign5.jpg)
(http://www.foundstuff.co.uk/store/signs/sign8.jpg)
(http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/200503/beaver.jpg)
A helpful citizen did this..
(http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-content/gallery/funny-pictures/cop-warning-sign.jpg)
(http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/fail-owned-movie-lineup-fail.jpg)
(http://i.travelmail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2007/11/signs011107_428x269.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1969/217/40/589123446/n589123446_1201987_1015.jpg)
I have no idea what this is supposed to be for.
(http://www.wheels-near-u.co.uk/shop/catalog/images/funny-car-sign-12.jpg)
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/22000/22260_w.jpg)
(http://www.stanford.edu/group/virus/adeno/2004takahashi/webpage/diarrhea%20pic,%20symptoms%20and%20disease%20page.jpg)
(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/good_luck_sign.jpg)
(http://www.berro.com/funny_signs_billboards_bulletins_pictures_fun/job_facts_funny_sign_notice_hilarious.jpg)
(http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-Cosmic-Kitty-pic.jpg)
(http://www.premierphotographer.com/funny_signs_8.jpg)
(http://www.inetfreedom.info/pictures/gallery/funny_sign_t0349.jpg)
(http://www.betweentalk.com/attachments/jokes/182d1196291358-funny-signs-smokingsign.jpg)
(http://www.oliverbenjamin.net/images/funny%20pics/image019.jpg)
(http://www.istad.org/lenses/funnysigns/gasapology.jpg)
(http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/warning-1.jpg)
I've done so many of these I can't remember if I've already done this. :question:
(http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-sign-ninjas-lOckergnOme.jpg)
(http://www.richard-seaman.com/Travel/TrinidadAndTobago/Signs/Funny/SaleOnAllBodyParts.jpg)
I've seen this.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kurtisnathan/_44118842_bunker_signs.jpg)
This one is up by the tiny town of Clayton, Iowa.
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/100_0736.jpg)
Clayton is right on the Mississippi River, at the bottom of a very steep and long hill. The road going in to town goes right up to the river, so this sign was put at the point where truckers thought they could relax but really couldn't because if they did they'd wind up in the river. Obviously some one has been hard at work "improving" this sign.
What are the odds?
(http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny-sign1-tm.jpg)
This explains why airfare is so high ...
(http://www.istad.org/graphics/cruiseships.jpg)
Ok ...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/SE7N6vBRcLI/AAAAAAAACj4/6FL73KZ3yYY/s400/fecalaccident.jpg)
Could I get a Mocha Cappuccino and a Divorce ... Biggy Size that divorce ... drive around please.
(http://y2u.co.uk/Humour/Fun_Pics/Ps/Funny_Sign_Drive_Thru_Lawyer.jpg)
(http://jonesview.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/menandwomen.jpg)
(http://buypartygear.com/zencart/bmz_cache/2/2f27804a99887bc3c3e622e4a22c1fed.image.86x120.jpg)
(http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db2441-big-dick-halfway-inn.jpg)
:lookingup:
It's funny cos it works on two levels... :teddyr:
Some of these are hilarious - I only just read this topic. Here's my contribition: -
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/2dubious/13.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/2dubious/FunnySigns_26.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/2dubious/ItaysWorld_FunnySigns_45.jpg)
(http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/c9c1612548390f969a50d17ed86cc8674d87a41e.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/2dubious/30-1.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/2dubious/65.jpg)
(http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny_sign_04.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/2dubious/71.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/2dubious/B-2.jpg)
Quote from: Circus_Circus on April 09, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
(http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny_sign_04.jpg)
I think the big feller's missing the, uh, point.
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 19, 2008, 01:29:28 PM
(http://www.moronchuk.com/g2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1286&g2_serialNumber=1)
I actually drive by this sign on a daily basis. :smile:
(http://www.rocklog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/010.jpg)
(http://hadassahsabo.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny_signs_8.jpg)
(http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/collision.jpg)
Quote from: Circus_Circus on April 09, 2009, 01:51:21 PM
(http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny_sign_04.jpg)
To quote Role Models, "I guess that means we're not supposed to butt-f**k these kids..."
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn178/3mnkids/6a00e54ecdaa8a88330115725698b0970b-.jpg)
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn178/3mnkids/6a00e54ecdaa8a88330115714d777f970c-.jpg) This one bothers me. I actually did run over my son with a mower. Hes fine though
(http://afterlogs.co.cc/upload/images/august-09/stupid_signs_3.jpg)
(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-10/lizard-lick-nc.jpg)
(http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Funny/funny-sign1.jpg)
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/OneStonedCrow/R4jUd8KIaBI/AAAAAAAABhk/R4sKW5z-BqY/s800/Prostitutes_001+(Medium).JPG)
(http://mallorysquarelbi.com/images/products/119%20nautilus,%20misc%20004.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SkJc_iLwHEI/AAAAAAAAGHQ/qFTi_RCeSrI/s400/thumbs_funny-homeless-signs-0.jpg)
(http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/znaki_81.jpg)
(http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae218/rapturemassage/free-candy-van.jpg)
to quote another: "This looks legit"
(http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae218/rapturemassage/images.jpg)
Circus will only buy on sale.
(http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae218/rapturemassage/funny_warning_signs_12.jpg)
My favorite babysitting tool.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/114901429_92cb24e585.jpg)
People who change the letters on those signs, their talent is surely going to waste. Y'know talking to deities and speaking on behalf of a dead man who cannot defend himself, it's a shame...
Rent this bench!
(http://www.epitaphblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hammertime.jpg)
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6959/slingbladelg17eb5899.jpg) (http://img12.imageshack.us/i/slingbladelg17eb5899.jpg/)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SWiTbMrQuQI/AAAAAAAADD4/nMLDP2R1_bw/s320/dont-drink-urinal-water.jpg)
(http://<a%20href="http://failblog.org/2009/12/21/forest-sign-fail/"><img%20src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg"%20alt="epic%20fail%20pictures"%20title="epic-fail-forest-sign-fail"%20class="mine_2218171136"%20/></a><br%20/>see%20more%20<a%20href="http://failblog.org">Epic%20Fails</a>)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/71326747_f99c25317a.jpg)
Quote from: Circus Circus on September 17, 2008, 06:16:17 AM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff55/redsoniatre/FUNNY-9.jpg)
...tempting....
(http://i336.photobucket.com/albums/n330/FoxHell/Funny/funny-sign-Cosmic-Kitty.jpg)
Quote from: 3mnkids on August 05, 2009, 10:46:16 AM
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn178/3mnkids/6a00e54ecdaa8a88330115714d777f970c-.jpg) This one bothers me. I actually did run over my son with a mower. Hes fine though
Oh my God, that's crazy!!
You're a WOMAN, what are you doing using a mower?!?
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: BTM on January 01, 2010, 09:10:32 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on August 05, 2009, 10:46:16 AM
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn178/3mnkids/6a00e54ecdaa8a88330115714d777f970c-.jpg) This one bothers me. I actually did run over my son with a mower. Hes fine though
Oh my God, that's crazy!!
You're a WOMAN, what are you doing using a mower?!?
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Maybe being a model for a John Deere ? :bouncegiggle:
(http://maxpwnage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sign1.jpg)
Quote from: Bull on January 20, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
(http://maxpwnage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sign1.jpg)
:buggedout: :buggedout:
Yummy!
(http://probablybadnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/peeled.jpg)
Quote from: retrorussell on January 21, 2010, 12:39:34 AM
Yummy!
(http://probablybadnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/peeled.jpg)
Good grief, that's about 1/8th the price of sirloin!
There's a sign on a bus shelter near my work advertising male organ enlargement but I don't know if Andrew will allow me to post it. :smile:
Email him the picture first. He'll let you know.
Turning the Politically Correct clock back a hundred years..
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-black-white-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
Quote from: Trevor on January 21, 2010, 07:59:58 AM
There's a sign on a bus shelter near my work advertising male organ enlargement but I don't know if Andrew will allow me to post it. :smile:
Or you could just link to it with a NSFW warning. :lookingup:
(http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/engrish-funny-touch-yourself.jpg)
(http://www.thefunnyimages.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-and-weird-toilet-signs-0.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 16, 2008, 04:19:07 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/ironb***h.jpg)
This may be a little sexist, but the "Iron My Shirt B*!ch" is to darn funny. Right in the middle of a woman's rights gathering.
:buggedout:
Later,
John
Quote from: Torgo on September 16, 2008, 05:34:26 PM
(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/homeless-sleeping-quiet-sign.jpg)
Really?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :question:
Quote from: Torgo on September 16, 2008, 05:34:26 PM(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/signspotting/page79_350x250.jpg)
What the ???? are the natives doing to make us laugh?????? :question:
I have to see this town.
Later,
John
Quote from: Bull on January 20, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
(http://maxpwnage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sign1.jpg)
What if it is a woman who is collecting the balls???? :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
One from South Africa ~ the sentence below is a translation of the above one.
:teddyr: :teddyr:
(http://5g8.net/uploader/12644232762411_198034_resized_big1.jpg)
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 25, 2010, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: Bull on January 20, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
(http://maxpwnage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sign1.jpg)
What if it is a woman who is collecting the balls???? :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
she'll have her niplles removed :buggedout:
Quote from: Bull on January 25, 2010, 02:24:36 PM
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 25, 2010, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: Bull on January 20, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
(http://maxpwnage.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sign1.jpg)
What if it is a woman who is collecting the balls???? :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
she'll have her niplles removed :buggedout:
:buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad: :buggedout: :bluesad:
(http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/street-sign-fail.jpg)
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Show me dem boobies! :bouncegiggle:
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(http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/200503/bjs.jpg)
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(http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/hotdog1.jpg)
(http://www.stopandgo.org/gallery/trafficsigns/images/IMG_4810C.jpg)
so wait, the pedestrians are Slow? :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.philonoist.net/personal/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/cheezburger.jpg)
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(http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/bookstore33.jpg)
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The only city where prostitution is LEGAL!
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Quote from: Circus Circus on January 29, 2010, 03:39:07 PM
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That reminds me of the time I wanted to buy a cricket bat in Cape Town and a colleague stopped me, saying I wouldn't be able to put it in my luggage or bring it on board the aeroplane. :question:
we fool you!
(http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/122_kidding.jpg)
(http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=33&g2_serialNumber=2)
Fetch, boy!
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-canine-regulations-sign-fail.jpg)
Sorry, just rubbin' out a quick one.
(http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=49400&g2_serialNumber=1)
come here stupid!
(http://w174.funnysign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/come-a-little-closer.jpg)
(http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=49405&g2_serialNumber=1)
(http://www.funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=Family-Planning-Advice.jpg)
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/136546.gif)
(http://images.javasigns.com/images/funny_sign_hippo.jpg)
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/no-wall-rubbing.jpg)
Makes perfect sense to me...
(http://www.funnysign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/my-father-waskilled-by-ninjas.jpg)
Quote from: retrorussell on April 21, 2010, 11:21:52 PM
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You know, that is funny, but I could swear I'm seeing more and more people holding that same sign up in pics. I guess all the hand out takers are starting to copy off each other. That or there's a s**tload of roving ninja gangs out there...
(http://www.funnysign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hate-dropped-calls1.jpg)
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/163779.JPG)
I've got one, but I still don't know how to insert an image. Please help.
Quote from: Flick James on June 15, 2010, 12:45:32 PM
I've got one, but I still don't know how to insert an image. Please help.
There's a button on the top of your console (right above the smileys) that looks a little like a picture in frame. You can click on that and insert the address of the picture (http://www.whatever.com/file.jpg) between the two brackets.
It looks like this: [ img ] http://www.whatever.com/ file.jpg [ /img ], but with no spaces between anything.
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Hah, Got it. Thanks Rev.
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I hope that last one is fake . . .
are some people really that dumb?
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The real question is gentlemen and ladies, with this new knowledge, will you be adding this to your workout routine?
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Quote from: Doggett on October 10, 2009, 08:45:15 AM
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Doggett: I know exactly where that pic was taken. That is on the corner of Corlett Drive and Oxford Street in Johannesburg, not far from the Wanderers Cricket stadium. Cool. :teddyr:
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/172623.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6897552384/hFA082B65/)
We need a "funny sign" thread so I'm resurrecting this one.
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Only in South Africa: :smile: :smile:
(http://www.getaway.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dd-halpern.jpg)
Especially not from Trevor: :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
(http://blog.africageographic.com/safari-blog/files/2013/04/225366_445478205521805_1387627967_n.jpg)
I am so glad that is a Cape Town number plate..... :buggedout: :wink:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JJtyW7Cksr8/Sw70QFnq-GI/AAAAAAAABfs/MFLmZOWeLU4/s1600/ATT633193-732688.jpg)
(http://reverbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/2014-06-27-Wantag_Memorial_Church_Sign.jpg)
(http://cdn-media.ellentv.com/archive/images/blog/0211/21-funny-sign-gallery-b.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Trevor on June 12, 2015, 07:59:32 AM
Especially not from Trevor: :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
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When I worked at a department store in college the advice was to wash ones hands while on break, lunch, or after leaving for the day. Cash is often contaminated with all sorts of nasty surprises. Someone at the store once told me someone - either government or company - once had some cash tested and it tested positive for crack cocaine. Some people said they seemed to get ill a bit more easily once they became cashiers.
(http://www.funnysigns.net/files/instant-death-fine-400x263.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 09, 2015, 10:51:09 AM
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How do they expect you to pay if you die? :buggedout: :teddyr:
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:teddyr: :teddyr:
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(http://www.homewetbar.com/images/prod/p3425-serving-what-bring-bar-sign-0129838.jpg)
(http://www.euroman.dk/Upload/euroman-dk/artikler/2015/juni/tabloid/gohome.JPG)
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:teddyr: :teddyr:
(http://www.mysecuritysign.com/img/lg/K/Humorous-Sign-K-8156.gif)
(http://vir4l.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/funny_church_sign.jpg)
I think I stayed here once :wink:
(http://www.doseoffunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/terrible-hotel-names-12.jpg)
(http://www.nquire-it.org/files/image/98304/sign-sharp-edges-300x224.jpg)
(http://clickypix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/obligitory-street-sign-images22.jpg)
(http://gadling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/weirdsign12-gadling-bumper.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7vsd4Th9cuc/UgKO8ryZbEI/AAAAAAAAoWg/1JpvZg2K9hc/s640/funny-sign-pictures-of-the-day-041-003.jpg)
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(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/strange-signs-5.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=500)
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Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 01, 2016, 12:47:09 PM
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Hmm.. a ten pound bag of mice for a buck is a pretty good deal.
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Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 28, 2017, 04:29:15 PM
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Well, I now have my quote for my headstone.
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:buggedout: :teddyr:
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(https://tvg-blog.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2014/03/Poop-happens.jpg)
Beter besparings means "better savings". Not on that :buggedout:
"Galactus is Nigh!" :bouncegiggle:
(https://i.imgur.com/cK01jNa.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
At a ComicCon in San Fran!
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Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 26, 2019, 12:41:27 PM
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Wha...?
(http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/areyouasiananddontwanttobe02.jpg)
Are these Billboards for real?
Quote from: claws on December 28, 2019, 02:19:20 PM
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Are these Billboards for real?
I think the one I posted was a photoshop prank version of the one you posted. The gay/lesbian one is absolutely for real.
(https://d1tofjskaookh9.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/26085822/Do-Not-Swallow-e1551180447630.png)
(https://preview.redd.it/wom3n7mcjom41.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8f4184b9e196f512f4fe6c45799271d2310701cb)
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Wouldn't be surprised if this one's appeared in this thread before.
(https://www.denverpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20110811__20110814_T02_TR14SIGNp1.jpg?w=512)
(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/funny-burned-out-neon-sign-fails-fb9.png)
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Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 19, 2024, 01:35:31 PM
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Your noticing it has been noted????
Is Big Brother watching???
Quote from: retrorussell on October 09, 2023, 02:41:31 PM
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That would TOTALLY draw men to Jesus!
I can't find the photo I took of it, but there was a sign near where I used to work that said:
NO SMOKING PROHIBITED
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