Hey we have the Hoff, why not add Chuck?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Chuck_Norris_%281976%29.jpg)
(http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/backto86_bucket/chuck-norris.jpg)
Can we (ab)use this thread to post Chuck Norris Jokes? Why Thanks. .
Sperm whales aren't really WHALES, they're SPERM, , Chuck Norris's sperm. .
Chuck Norris beats up a bear
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU
(http://www.gavetafilmes.com.br/chucknorrislevandomuitaporrada/chuck_norris_03.jpg)
(http://tonday.com/images/weird/chuck_norris_battle_manual.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94
(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/chuck_norris_sign.jpg)
He NEVER misses a bit!
(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/16/Chuck_norris_toilet_paper.png/402px-Chuck_norris_toilet_paper.png)
(http://fc58.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/308/d/f/Chuck_Norris_Energy_Drink_by_Smashinator.jpg)
I heard that the reason there are words like photo, philanthropy, prophecy and telephone is that Chuck Norris removed the letter "f" from the alphabet for a few days one time.
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 26, 2008, 12:37:09 PM
Hey we have the Hoff, why not add Chuck?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Chuck_Norris_%281976%29.jpg)
:smile: I have the utmost respect for Mr Norris (note the Mr) ~ not only did he make my favourite film of all time (Steve Carver's
An Eye For An Eye) but also my favourite website (and webmaster: thanks, Andrew :thumbup:) chose to publish my review of that film.
Mr Norris: :cheers:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yc0OESVEQI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk
I love this commercial by the way. :thumbup:
Quote from: Jack on November 27, 2008, 08:24:43 AM
I heard that the reason there are words like photo, philanthropy, prophecy and telephone is that Chuck Norris removed the letter "f" from the alphabet for a few days one time.
:teddyr: :teddyr: :bouncegiggle:
Also the fact that the Hanging Gardens Of Babylon no longer exist as a Wonder Of The World is because Mr Norris wears them as his beard. :lookingup:
I really like Breaker Breaker and Lone Wolf McQuade