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The Chuck Norris Tribute Thread

Started by Mr. DS, November 26, 2008, 12:37:09 PM

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Mr. DS

November 26, 2008, 12:37:09 PM
Hey we have the Hoff, why not add Chuck?
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Psycho Circus

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November 26, 2008, 12:47:23 PM

ghouck

#2
November 26, 2008, 02:17:19 PM
Can we (ab)use this thread to post Chuck Norris Jokes? Why Thanks. .

Sperm whales aren't really WHALES, they're SPERM, , Chuck Norris's sperm. . 
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

#3
November 26, 2008, 02:26:54 PM
Chuck Norris beats up a bear

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU

Mr. DS

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November 26, 2008, 06:00:23 PM
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Psycho Circus

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November 26, 2008, 06:04:09 PM

Mr. DS

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November 26, 2008, 06:34:15 PM
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Psycho Circus

#7
November 26, 2008, 06:40:29 PM

JJ80

#8
November 26, 2008, 07:24:05 PM
He NEVER misses a bit!


There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Psycho Circus

#9
November 27, 2008, 07:19:09 AM

Jack

#10
November 27, 2008, 08:24:43 AM
I heard that the reason there are words like photo, philanthropy, prophecy and telephone is that Chuck Norris removed the letter "f" from the alphabet for a few days one time.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Trevor

#11
November 27, 2008, 08:33:27 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 26, 2008, 12:37:09 PM
Hey we have the Hoff, why not add Chuck?


:smile: I have the utmost respect for Mr Norris (note the Mr) ~ not only did he make my favourite film of all time (Steve Carver's An Eye For An Eye) but also my favourite website (and webmaster: thanks, Andrew  :thumbup:) chose to publish my review of that film.

Mr Norris:  :cheers:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Mr. DS

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November 27, 2008, 08:50:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk
I love this commercial by the way.   :thumbup:
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Trevor

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November 28, 2008, 04:56:36 AM
Quote from: Jack on November 27, 2008, 08:24:43 AM
I heard that the reason there are words like photo, philanthropy, prophecy and telephone is that Chuck Norris removed the letter "f" from the alphabet for a few days one time.

:teddyr: :teddyr: :bouncegiggle:

Also the fact that the Hanging Gardens Of Babylon no longer exist as a Wonder Of The World is because Mr Norris wears them as his beard.  :lookingup:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.
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