Pointless as it may be, I'm thrilled that I have now reached the all-important "one post per day" point.
I'll accept tribute in the form of $100 bills, in real American currency. Thank you, thank you.
You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100 :teddyr:
Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 06:23:37 AM
Pointless as it may be, I'm thrilled that I have now reached the all-important "one post per day" point.
I'll accept tribute in the form of $100 bills, in real American currency. Thank you, thank you.
I can't send you $$ but I can send karma. :smile:
I'm a 17 post a day man.
I was a 25...but then I have no life so that's to be expected.
Quote from: Jack on June 11, 2009, 06:32:32 AM
You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100 :teddyr:
Well, since I have it in writing AND have witnesses.....
I'm totally excited for you! Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days. You're not getting any money from me.
Quote from: Paquita on June 11, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
I'm totally excited for you! Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days. You're not getting any money from me.
Wow, you are harsh, lady.
I have simple goals. One post a day on this site. Eat healthier. Save money for a car. Crush all those who oppose me when I become Supreme Incredible Groovy Ruler of EVERYTHING!!! Just one thing at a time.
Quote from: Jack on June 11, 2009, 06:32:32 AM
You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100 :teddyr:
I'm at >2 posts a day, do I get the dough?
Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on June 11, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
I'm totally excited for you! Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days. You're not getting any money from me.
Wow, you are harsh, lady.
I have simple goals. One post a day on this site. Eat healthier. Save money for a car. Crush all those who oppose me when I become Supreme Incredible Groovy Ruler of EVERYTHING!!! Just one thing at a time.
You forgot about your goal to kiss a girl BEFORE you turn 55. .
Quote from: ghouck on June 11, 2009, 09:22:15 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on June 11, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
I'm totally excited for you! Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days. You're not getting any money from me.
Wow, you are harsh, lady.
I have simple goals. One post a day on this site. Eat healthier. Save money for a car. Crush all those who oppose me when I become Supreme Incredible Groovy Ruler of EVERYTHING!!! Just one thing at a time.
You forgot about your goal to kiss a girl BEFORE you turn 55. .
No, I've already done that. Won't do it again. Did you know it is against the law to kiss a girl in the middle of the forest after you yanked her off the sidewalk and into a van, bound her in duct tape, drove her to another state against her will, put a perm in her hair and painted her lips with Cherry Marble lipstick?
Neither did I.
Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 09:30:16 PM
Quote from: ghouck on June 11, 2009, 09:22:15 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on June 11, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
I'm totally excited for you! Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days. You're not getting any money from me.
Wow, you are harsh, lady.
I have simple goals. One post a day on this site. Eat healthier. Save money for a car. Crush all those who oppose me when I become Supreme Incredible Groovy Ruler of EVERYTHING!!! Just one thing at a time.
You forgot about your goal to kiss a girl BEFORE you turn 55. .
No, I've already done that. Won't do it again. Did you know it is against the law to kiss a girl in the middle of the forest after you yanked her off the sidewalk and into a van, bound her in duct tape, drove her to another state against her will, put a perm in her hair and painted her lips with Cherry Marble lipstick?
Neither did I.
Cherry Marble? You're quite the barbarian, aren't you? . .
I don't even know what it means but I'm happy for you! :cheers:
My mission is to make this 'Push Javakoala to 100 Karma Points Day'.
So pop one on the smilin' cat then gather the loved oned ones to watch EXECUTIONER 2 and sing Javakoala carols.
Quote from: doggett on June 11, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
I'm a 17 post a day man.
I was a 25...but then I have no life so that's to be expected.
And if discarded all the ones about Elvira or actresses you'd like to bang, the number would be around four or so...
:)
Quote from: ghouck on June 11, 2009, 09:21:02 PM
Quote from: Jack on June 11, 2009, 06:32:32 AM
You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100 :teddyr:
I'm at >2 posts a day, do I get the dough?
Sorry man, I spent it all on rum and loose women. If only you'd asked me yesterday!
Quote from: BTM on June 12, 2009, 01:22:36 PM
Quote from: doggett on June 11, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
I'm a 17 post a day man.
I was a 25...but then I have no life so that's to be expected.
And if discarded all the ones about Elvira or actress you'd like bang, the number would be around four or so...
:)
Ba-ZING!!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Jack on June 12, 2009, 09:53:55 PM
Quote from: ghouck on June 11, 2009, 09:21:02 PM
Quote from: Jack on June 11, 2009, 06:32:32 AM
You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100 :teddyr:
I'm at >2 posts a day, do I get the dough?
Sorry man, I spent it all on rum and loose women. If only you'd asked me yesterday!
You can pay me in loose women perhaps?
Quote from: BTM on June 12, 2009, 01:22:36 PM
Quote from: doggett on June 11, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
I'm a 17 post a day man.
I was a 25...but then I have no life so that's to be expected.
And if discarded all the ones about Elvira or actress you'd like bang, the number would be around four or so...
:)
Errrmmmm....
Yeah.
I'd go with that
Quote from: doggett on June 13, 2009, 04:47:28 PM
Quote from: BTM on June 12, 2009, 01:22:36 PM
Quote from: doggett on June 11, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
I'm a 17 post a day man.
I was a 25...but then I have no life so that's to be expected.
And if discarded all the ones about Elvira or actress you'd like bang, the number would be around four or so...
:)
Errrmmmm....
Yeah.
I'd go with that
Doggett, I've been meaning to tell you...that photo in your signature haunts me.
Quote from: Javakoala on June 14, 2009, 12:36:35 AM
Doggett, I've been meaning to tell you...that photo in your signature haunts me.
I always thought he should crop the top of it off just a bit... I mean, it'd make it a little quicker to scroll through threads where he's posted a lot of replies...
:)
Quote from: BTM on June 14, 2009, 01:40:09 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 14, 2009, 12:36:35 AM
Doggett, I've been meaning to tell you...that photo in your signature haunts me.
I always thought he should crop the top of it off just a bit... I mean, it'd make it a little quicker to scroll through threads where he's posted a lot of replies...
:)
You're right.
I'll get onto that.
Quote from: ghouck on June 13, 2009, 01:35:37 AM
You can pay me in loose women perhaps?
It took a fair amount of work, but I think I've got them packaged up pretty well. You should be receiving them in 4 - 6 weeks. Enjoy :teddyr:
Quote from: Jack on June 14, 2009, 09:24:21 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 13, 2009, 01:35:37 AM
You can pay me in loose women perhaps?
It took a fair amount of work, but I think I've got them packaged up pretty well. You should be receiving them in 4 - 6 weeks. Enjoy :teddyr:
Hope you didn't forget to poke air holes in the packaging, they forgot to do that when they sent me that mail order bride I bought a few years back...
I'm about 14 posts per day.
I would like to be paid in Flux Capacitators. Thank you. :smile:
Quote from: Circus_Circus on June 14, 2009, 10:29:22 AM
I'm about 14 posts per day.
I would like to be paid in Flux Capacitators. Thank you. :smile:
I watched the BTTF trilogy today. :thumbup:
Quote from: BTM on June 14, 2009, 09:56:00 AM
Quote from: Jack on June 14, 2009, 09:24:21 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 13, 2009, 01:35:37 AM
You can pay me in loose women perhaps?
It took a fair amount of work, but I think I've got them packaged up pretty well. You should be receiving them in 4 - 6 weeks. Enjoy :teddyr:
Hope you didn't forget to poke air holes in the packaging, they forgot to do that when they sent me that mail order bride I bought a few years back...
When they sent mine, they did remember to poke the holes in the box, but they did it AFTER they put her in it. She could breath OK, but bled to death on the way. Made the box all soggy to boot.
Quote from: ghouck on June 14, 2009, 02:33:12 PM
Quote from: BTM on June 14, 2009, 09:56:00 AM
Quote from: Jack on June 14, 2009, 09:24:21 AM
Quote from: ghouck on June 13, 2009, 01:35:37 AM
You can pay me in loose women perhaps?
It took a fair amount of work, but I think I've got them packaged up pretty well. You should be receiving them in 4 - 6 weeks. Enjoy :teddyr:
Hope you didn't forget to poke air holes in the packaging, they forgot to do that when they sent me that mail order bride I bought a few years back...
When they sent mine, they did remember to poke the holes in the box, but they did it AFTER they put her in it. She could breath OK, but bled to death on the way. Made the box all soggy to boot.
On shipping women: You folks are just sick enough that I'm digging it.
Doggett: Your new image on your signature is giving me a mixture of vertigo and motion sickness...and very naughty fantasies. :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: