Other than Uwe Boll (who I'm sure somebody was going to bring up at one point or another), whose continued success in Hollywood can only be explained by a Faustian deal? In this case, I'm looking for those who consistently turn out crap (or worse) but never seem to dissappear. Alternatively, it can be someone who had a hand in one of the worst films ever made, but who managed to survive it with their careers intact (ie, Ben Affleck and J Lo after
Gigli).
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"Another season of Full House? I think I can arrange that..."
These guys...
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Philip Adrian Booth - he wrote and directed Death Tunnel, the worse piece of excrement I've ever seen in my life. It was his first film, and he's gone on to make 7 others since.
Keeping the English stereotype alive. Thanks, Hugh.
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Will Smith
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Vinnie Petrol....or whatever his name is
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Zac Efron
George Lucas I think has some sort of dealings with the Dark Lord. How else does he keep committing sacrileges cinematically and get away with it?
Actors...Sandler (thank you Doggett) and Sandra Bullock.
Darn. When I saw the thread topic, I was anticipating a list of directors, actors, etc whose successful careers began with or were established/enhanced by good (or good-bad) films about Satan or satanic doings. Poop.
Mr. 2x4
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Whoopi Goldberg. I honestly do not have the slightest idea why this woman has a career
Paris Hilton - Satan.
Carrot Top - Satan.
Pauly Shore - Satan.
Christopher Lambert - Satan.
Megan Fox - (and one day you'll see I'm right) Satan.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Tom Cruise
Kathy Griffin
Julia Roberts
and Rosie O'Donnell
They all own a thanks to Satan for their fame.
Any director, actor or writer on the disney channel or movies :hatred:
Michael Bay.
skullbat- even selena gomez?
Quote from: SkullBat308 on September 07, 2009, 03:39:26 AM
Any director, actor or writer on the disney channel or movies :hatred:
Well said. Especially Mily Cyrus.
Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK
24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More
Satan Has To Be Somehow Involved With Keeping These Crappy Shows On The Air
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Dr. Phil and Oprah fit nicely here don't they?
Director: Ron Howard
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Actress: Sandra Bullock
Quote from: lester1/2jr on September 07, 2009, 09:00:22 AM
skullbat- even selena gomez?
I don't know who that is but yes.
Quote from: voltron on September 06, 2009, 07:51:37 AM
Will Smith
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No. Even Satan was peeved about I Am Legend. I don't know what arcane, dark magicks Will Smith uses, but it is far beyond that of even the Prince of Lies himself.
Tremble.
Quote from: metalmonster on September 07, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK
24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More
wait, wait, wait...fringe is written by J.J. Abrams...do we talk about lost?
Quote from: Caronte on September 08, 2009, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: metalmonster on September 07, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK
24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More
wait, wait, wait...fringe is written by J.J. Abrams...do we talk about lost?
I hereby submit J.J. Abrams, officially, to this thread.
God, I hate that guy.
Tom Cruise
Mark Wahlberg~ I hate to add his name because he is so hot but, he can't act and he isn't shirtless in enough of his movies to make up for it.
Helena Bonham Carter
M. Night Shyamalan
Lindsay Lohan
Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going
........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!
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I Just Wanted To Add Sylvia Browne Real Quick
If You Don't Know Who Sylvia Browne Is.....She Is A Fake Psychic Who Pops Up On Television Every Once In A While
How She Keeps Getting On TV Has To Be The Devil's Work!
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Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on September 08, 2009, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: voltron on September 06, 2009, 07:51:37 AM
Will Smith
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No. Even Satan was peeved about I Am Legend. I don't know what arcane, dark magicks Will Smith uses, but it is far beyond that of even the Prince of Lies himself.
Tremble.
The thing I hate about Will Smith is that he's a total one note actor. From his G rated rap career, to his Fresh Prince schtick which followed him into quite a bit of his films ("Aw HELL no"), whoever keeps giving him leading roles should be shot. Or at least beaten severely. And his wife Jada has to be the most annoying woman I've ever encountered.
Has Shia Lebouf been mentioned yet?
James Belushi. Oh, wait, he no longer has a career.
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 08, 2009, 08:37:55 PM
Has Shia Lebouf been mentioned yet?
How could we have forgotton that guy !
Which normally would be a good thing !!!!
Brendan Fraser, the guy is so talentless and dull he make Keanu look like De Niro.
Jennifer Anniston. She plays her Friends character in ever damn role.
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 10, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Jennifer Anniston. She plays her Friends character in ever damn role.
Yeah, she does. But she was great on Office Space...so at least she's been in one good film.
Quote from: doggett on September 10, 2009, 06:50:44 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 10, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Jennifer Anniston. She plays her Friends character in ever damn role.
Yeah, she does. But she was great on Office Space...so at least she's been in one good film.
That was a great film, but for me she was still playing Rachael.
Quote from: voltron on September 08, 2009, 07:33:04 PM
The thing I hate about Will Smith is that he's a total one note actor. From his G rated rap career, to his Fresh Prince schtick which followed him into quite a bit of his films ("Aw HELL no"), whoever keeps giving him leading roles should be shot. Or at least beaten severely. And his wife Jada has to be the most annoying woman I've ever encountered.
You should hear the "music" her crappy nu-metal band Wicked Wisdom put out. If you ever want to peel the paint off your walls, play that CD.
I think what we should do with Will Smith is lock him up in a room with a bunch of rabid Richard Matheson fans (myself included) and just let 'em go to town.
Thank you to those who already brought up Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves, who, incidentally, must have made their deal together because they do (crappy) movies together. My wife likes to make fun of my hatred of the two by saying that my dream date would be lunch with Sandra Bullock at Arby's (an establishment I loathe like botulism), followed by a matinee double-feature of Speed and The Lake House, followed by a Michael McDonald concert that night.
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 10, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Jennifer Anniston. She plays her Friends character in ever damn role.
My issue with Anniston is her total lack of personality. She is like a mannequin, stiff and fake.
Quote from: metalmonster on September 08, 2009, 06:18:04 PM
Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going
........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!
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And he's a martial artist with that belly? I always thought he was big but geez, is that really him?
Holy christ it is.
Quote from: BUREINPARESU on September 10, 2009, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: metalmonster on September 08, 2009, 06:18:04 PM
Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going
........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2n1x85h.jpg)
And he's a martial artist with that belly? I always thought he was big but geez, is that really him?
Holy christ it is.
You know, I freakin' love makin' fun of that guy right now. But in three months from now, when he dies, I'm gonna miss him so bad.
I love this guy and find everything he is in highly entertaining but...sorry David...theres no way to explain your career in movies/music otherwise... :bluesad:
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Quote from: The DarkSider on September 11, 2009, 07:28:51 PM
I love this guy and find everything he is in highly entertaining but...sorry David...theres no way to explain your career in movies/music otherwise... :bluesad:
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Germans.
Considering the enduringly Satanic influence of Saturday Night Live, I'd have to say it would be any celebrity who's hosted the show as a way to erase a giant P.R. blunder. :thumbdown:
James Cameron for sure. Any director who makes a movie that earns billions of dollars obviously sold their soul. Kinda makes me wonder what'll happen when James makes a movie that flops real badly. Will the devil come to take him to the depths of the abyss?
Quote from: Caronte on September 07, 2009, 06:08:56 PM
Director: Ron Howard
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Actress: Sandra Bullock
hehe... Ron Howard never got his "Satan pass" he's been working since Stewart on Dennis the Menace...
As for Sandra Bullock, she did paid her dues by working with Sylvester Stallone... Although a lot of actors/actress that got their big starring roles from a Sylvester Stallone movie... Hmmm... maybe Sylvester Stallone is Satan :)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 11, 2009, 07:28:51 PM
I love this guy and find everything he is in highly entertaining but...sorry David...theres no way to explain your career in movies/music otherwise... :bluesad:
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Shhhhhh... Its not Satan... Its his Hair [it has magical powers] :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-dwjrinK0
Quote from: inframan on September 09, 2009, 08:13:47 AM
Brendan Fraser, the guy is so talentless and dull he make Keanu look like De Niro.
That is funny :)