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Title: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Fausto on September 06, 2009, 12:33:37 AM
Other than Uwe Boll (who I'm sure somebody was going to bring up at one point or another), whose continued success in Hollywood can only be explained by a Faustian deal? In this case, I'm looking for those who consistently turn out crap (or worse) but never seem to dissappear. Alternatively, it can be someone who had a hand in one of the worst films ever made, but who managed to survive it with their careers intact (ie, Ben Affleck and J Lo after Gigli).

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/satan-1.jpg)
"Another season of Full House? I think I can arrange that..."
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 06, 2009, 07:19:48 AM
These guys...

(http://www.upto88.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-wayans-brothers.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Doggett on September 06, 2009, 07:21:30 AM
(http://blog.taragana.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/adam-sandler.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Jack on September 06, 2009, 07:23:28 AM
Philip Adrian Booth - he wrote and directed Death Tunnel, the worse piece of excrement I've ever seen in my life.  It was his first film, and he's gone on to make 7 others since. 
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Doggett on September 06, 2009, 07:23:39 AM
Keeping the English stereotype alive. Thanks, Hugh.

(http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/hugh_grant-music_and_lyrics-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: voltron on September 06, 2009, 07:51:37 AM
Will Smith

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/voltron_014/Will20Smith-SPX-026665.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 06, 2009, 07:59:04 AM
Vinnie Petrol....or whatever his name is

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/popvine/d5877_vin-diesel-premiere-07-500x332.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Doggett on September 06, 2009, 08:00:44 AM
Zac Efron
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Mr. DS on September 06, 2009, 08:01:46 AM
George Lucas I think has some sort of dealings with the Dark Lord.  How else does he keep committing sacrileges cinematically and get away with it?

Actors...Sandler (thank you Doggett) and Sandra Bullock. 
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Newt on September 06, 2009, 08:05:50 AM
Darn.  When I saw the thread topic, I was anticipating a list of directors, actors, etc whose successful careers began with or were established/enhanced by good (or good-bad) films about Satan or satanic doings.  Poop.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 06, 2009, 08:11:46 AM
Mr. 2x4

(http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/12/17/keanu_reeves_believes_he_is_perfect/Keanu%20Reeves.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 06, 2009, 09:18:55 AM
Whoopi Goldberg.  I honestly do not have the slightest idea why this woman has a career
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: TheDope on September 06, 2009, 05:03:40 PM
Paris Hilton - Satan.
Carrot Top - Satan.
Pauly Shore - Satan.
Christopher Lambert - Satan.
Megan Fox - (and one day you'll see I'm right) Satan.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: meQal on September 06, 2009, 05:32:33 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio
Tom Cruise
Kathy Griffin
Julia Roberts
and Rosie O'Donnell
They all own a thanks to Satan for their fame.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: SkullBat308 on September 07, 2009, 03:39:26 AM
Any director, actor or writer on the disney channel or movies :hatred:
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Wayne Nuggets on September 07, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Michael Bay.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 07, 2009, 09:00:22 AM
skullbat- even selena gomez?
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: meQal on September 07, 2009, 09:01:01 AM
Quote from: SkullBat308 on September 07, 2009, 03:39:26 AM
Any director, actor or writer on the disney channel or movies :hatred:
Well said. Especially Mily Cyrus.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: metalmonster on September 07, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK



24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More






Satan Has To Be Somehow Involved With Keeping These Crappy Shows On The Air

(http://i32.tinypic.com/29orcs1.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Mr. DS on September 07, 2009, 03:36:21 PM
Dr. Phil and Oprah fit nicely here don't they?
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Caronte on September 07, 2009, 06:08:56 PM
Director: Ron Howard

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kQ26CFYI9QA/SkgLwcarFHI/AAAAAAAABlw/oSmLdpYVyoU/s400/ron-howard.jpg)

Actress: Sandra Bullock
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: SkullBat308 on September 07, 2009, 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on September 07, 2009, 09:00:22 AM
skullbat- even selena gomez?

I don't know who that is but yes.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on September 08, 2009, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: voltron on September 06, 2009, 07:51:37 AM
Will Smith

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/voltron_014/Will20Smith-SPX-026665.jpg)

No. Even Satan was peeved about I Am Legend. I don't know what arcane, dark magicks Will Smith uses, but it is far beyond that of even the Prince of Lies himself.

Tremble.


Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Caronte on September 08, 2009, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: metalmonster on September 07, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK



24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More

wait, wait, wait...fringe is written by J.J. Abrams...do we talk about lost?
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on September 08, 2009, 02:00:54 PM
Quote from: Caronte on September 08, 2009, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: metalmonster on September 07, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Who Ever Writes All The Terrible Shows For FOX NETWORK



24
FRINGE
DOLLHOUSE
THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
.....and Many More

wait, wait, wait...fringe is written by J.J. Abrams...do we talk about lost?


I hereby submit J.J. Abrams, officially, to this thread.

God, I hate that guy.

Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: 3mnkids on September 08, 2009, 02:03:17 PM
Tom Cruise
Mark Wahlberg~ I hate to add his name because he is so hot but, he can't act and he isn't shirtless in enough of his movies to make up for it. 
Helena Bonham Carter
M. Night Shyamalan
Lindsay Lohan
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: metalmonster on September 08, 2009, 06:18:04 PM
Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going



........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!


(http://i26.tinypic.com/2n1x85h.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: metalmonster on September 08, 2009, 06:43:09 PM
I Just Wanted To Add Sylvia Browne Real Quick



If You Don't Know Who Sylvia Browne Is.....She Is A Fake Psychic Who Pops Up On Television Every Once In A While


How She Keeps Getting On TV Has To Be The Devil's Work!


(http://i28.tinypic.com/n718ps.jpg)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: voltron on September 08, 2009, 07:33:04 PM
Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on September 08, 2009, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: voltron on September 06, 2009, 07:51:37 AM
Will Smith

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/voltron_014/Will20Smith-SPX-026665.jpg)

No. Even Satan was peeved about I Am Legend. I don't know what arcane, dark magicks Will Smith uses, but it is far beyond that of even the Prince of Lies himself.

Tremble.

The thing I hate about Will Smith is that he's a total one note actor. From his G rated rap career, to his Fresh Prince schtick which followed him into quite a bit of his films ("Aw HELL no"), whoever keeps giving him leading roles should be shot. Or at least beaten severely. And his wife Jada has to be the most annoying woman I've ever encountered.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Mr. DS on September 08, 2009, 08:37:55 PM
Has Shia Lebouf been mentioned yet?
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Neville on September 09, 2009, 05:26:38 AM
James Belushi. Oh, wait, he no longer has a career.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Doggett on September 09, 2009, 05:31:39 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 08, 2009, 08:37:55 PM
Has Shia Lebouf been mentioned yet?


How could we have forgotton that guy !

Which normally would be a good thing !!!!
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: inframan on September 09, 2009, 08:13:47 AM
Brendan Fraser, the guy is so talentless and dull he make Keanu look like De Niro.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Mr. DS on September 10, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Jennifer Anniston.  She plays her Friends character in ever damn role. 
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Doggett on September 10, 2009, 06:50:44 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 10, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Jennifer Anniston.  She plays her Friends character in ever damn role. 

Yeah, she does. But she was great on Office Space...so at least she's been in one good film.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Mr. DS on September 10, 2009, 10:32:47 AM
Quote from: doggett on September 10, 2009, 06:50:44 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 10, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Jennifer Anniston.  She plays her Friends character in ever damn role. 

Yeah, she does. But she was great on Office Space...so at least she's been in one good film.
That was a great film, but for me she was still playing Rachael.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on September 10, 2009, 03:53:37 PM
Quote from: voltron on September 08, 2009, 07:33:04 PM


The thing I hate about Will Smith is that he's a total one note actor. From his G rated rap career, to his Fresh Prince schtick which followed him into quite a bit of his films ("Aw HELL no"), whoever keeps giving him leading roles should be shot. Or at least beaten severely. And his wife Jada has to be the most annoying woman I've ever encountered.


You should hear the "music" her crappy nu-metal band Wicked Wisdom put out. If you ever want to peel the paint off your walls, play that CD.

I think what we should do with Will Smith is lock him up in a room with a bunch of rabid Richard Matheson fans (myself included) and just let 'em go to town.


Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Flick James on September 10, 2009, 05:03:34 PM
Thank you to those who already brought up Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves, who, incidentally, must have made their deal together because they do (crappy) movies together.  My wife likes to make fun of my hatred of the two by saying that my dream date would be lunch with Sandra Bullock at Arby's (an establishment I loathe like botulism), followed by a matinee double-feature of Speed and The Lake House, followed by a Michael McDonald concert that night. 
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: 3mnkids on September 10, 2009, 05:26:12 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 10, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Jennifer Anniston.  She plays her Friends character in ever damn role. 

My issue with Anniston is her total lack of personality. She is like a mannequin, stiff and fake.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: BUREINPARESU on September 10, 2009, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: metalmonster on September 08, 2009, 06:18:04 PM
Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going



........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!


(http://i26.tinypic.com/2n1x85h.jpg)

And he's a martial artist with that belly? I always thought he was big but geez, is that really him?

Holy christ it is.
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on September 11, 2009, 06:58:00 PM
Quote from: BUREINPARESU on September 10, 2009, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: metalmonster on September 08, 2009, 06:18:04 PM
Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going



........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!


(http://i26.tinypic.com/2n1x85h.jpg)

And he's a martial artist with that belly? I always thought he was big but geez, is that really him?

Holy christ it is.


You know, I freakin' love makin' fun of that guy right now. But in three months from now, when he dies, I'm gonna miss him so bad.

Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Mr. DS on September 11, 2009, 07:28:51 PM
I love this guy and find everything he is in highly entertaining but...sorry David...theres no way to explain your career in movies/music otherwise... :bluesad:
(http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/af182/jak1224/hoff.jpg)

Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on September 12, 2009, 12:12:05 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 11, 2009, 07:28:51 PM
I love this guy and find everything he is in highly entertaining but...sorry David...theres no way to explain your career in movies/music otherwise... :bluesad:
(http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/af182/jak1224/hoff.jpg)




Germans.

Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Joanna on September 13, 2009, 03:00:58 PM
Considering the enduringly Satanic influence of Saturday Night Live, I'd have to say it would be any celebrity who's hosted the show as a way to erase a giant P.R. blunder.  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on January 13, 2010, 09:43:16 AM
James Cameron for sure. Any director who makes a movie that earns billions of dollars obviously sold their soul. Kinda makes me wonder what'll happen when James makes a movie that flops real badly. Will the devil come to take him to the depths of the abyss?
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Skull on January 13, 2010, 12:54:46 PM
Quote from: Caronte on September 07, 2009, 06:08:56 PM
Director: Ron Howard

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kQ26CFYI9QA/SkgLwcarFHI/AAAAAAAABlw/oSmLdpYVyoU/s400/ron-howard.jpg)

Actress: Sandra Bullock

hehe... Ron Howard never got his "Satan pass" he's been working since Stewart on Dennis the Menace...

As for Sandra Bullock, she did paid her dues by working with Sylvester Stallone... Although a lot of actors/actress that got their big starring roles from a Sylvester Stallone movie... Hmmm... maybe Sylvester Stallone is Satan :)
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Skull on January 13, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 11, 2009, 07:28:51 PM
I love this guy and find everything he is in highly entertaining but...sorry David...theres no way to explain your career in movies/music otherwise... :bluesad:
(http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/af182/jak1224/hoff.jpg)



Shhhhhh... Its not Satan... Its his Hair [it has magical powers] :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-dwjrinK0
Title: Re: Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan
Post by: Skull on January 13, 2010, 01:10:11 PM
Quote from: inframan on September 09, 2009, 08:13:47 AM
Brendan Fraser, the guy is so talentless and dull he make Keanu look like De Niro.

That is funny :)