Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan

[Neville]

James Belushi. Oh, wait, he no longer has a career.

[Doggett]

Has Shia Lebouf been mentioned yet?

How could we have forgotton that guy !

Which normally would be a good thing !!!!

[inframan]

Brendan Fraser, the guy is so talentless and dull he make Keanu look like De Niro.

[Mr. DS]

Jennifer Anniston.  She plays her Friends character in ever damn role. 

[Doggett]

Jennifer Anniston.  She plays her Friends character in ever damn role. 

Yeah, she does. But she was great on Office Space...so at least she's been in one good film.

[Mr. DS]

Jennifer Anniston.  She plays her Friends character in ever damn role. 

Yeah, she does. But she was great on Office Space...so at least she's been in one good film.

That was a great film, but for me she was still playing Rachael.

[WilliamWeird1313]

The thing I hate about Will Smith is that he's a total one note actor. From his G rated rap career, to his Fresh Prince schtick which followed him into quite a bit of his films ("Aw HELL no"), whoever keeps giving him leading roles should be shot. Or at least beaten severely. And his wife Jada has to be the most annoying woman I've ever encountered.

You should hear the "music" her crappy nu-metal band Wicked Wisdom put out. If you ever want to peel the paint off your walls, play that CD.

I think what we should do with Will Smith is lock him up in a room with a bunch of rabid Richard Matheson fans (myself included) and just let 'em go to town.

[Flick James]

Thank you to those who already brought up Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves, who, incidentally, must have made their deal together because they do (crappy) movies together.  My wife likes to make fun of my hatred of the two by saying that my dream date would be lunch with Sandra Bullock at Arby's (an establishment I loathe like botulism), followed by a matinee double-feature of Speed and The Lake House, followed by a Michael McDonald concert that night. 

[3mnkids]

Jennifer Anniston.  She plays her Friends character in ever damn role. 

My issue with Anniston is her total lack of personality. She is like a mannequin, stiff and fake.

[BUREINPARESU]

Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going



........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!

And he's a martial artist with that belly? I always thought he was big but geez, is that really him?

Holy christ it is.

[WilliamWeird1313]

Steven Seagal Probably Won A Bet Against Satan Over A Cheeseburger Eating Contest To Keep His Movie Career And His Music Career Going



........You Didn't Know He Has A Music Career?........Neither Did I Until About Ten Minutes Ago!

And he's a martial artist with that belly? I always thought he was big but geez, is that really him?

Holy christ it is.

You know, I freakin' love makin' fun of that guy right now. But in three months from now, when he dies, I'm gonna miss him so bad.

[Mr. DS]

I love this guy and find everything he is in highly entertaining but...sorry David...theres no way to explain your career in movies/music otherwise...

[WilliamWeird1313]

I love this guy and find everything he is in highly entertaining but...sorry David...theres no way to explain your career in movies/music otherwise...

Germans.

[Joanna]

Considering the enduringly Satanic influence of Saturday Night Live, I'd have to say it would be any celebrity who's hosted the show as a way to erase a giant P.R. blunder. 

[diamondwaspvenom]

James Cameron for sure. Any director who makes a movie that earns billions of dollars obviously sold their soul. Kinda makes me wonder what'll happen when James makes a movie that flops real badly. Will the devil come to take him to the depths of the abyss?