Since Christmas Time Is Coming Up And Many People Will Be Home On Vacation I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To List Some Good Movie Recommendations
List Any Movies You Think Are Great For Christmas Time
MY LIST
SANTA'S SLAY (wrestler bill goldberg plays a killer santa)
JACK FROST (it's about a killer snowman)
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS (Ben affleck won a golden razzie worst actor award because of this movie)
SANTA CLAUSE CONQUORS THE MARTIANS (santa clause is kidnapped by aliens)
More Bad Movie Recommendations:
Santa With Muscles (1996) with Hulk Hogan
Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) with John Lithgow and Dudley Moore
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) and its four sequels
You Better Watch Out (1980)
Two Front Teeth
Christmas Evil (this gets watched every year)
Ernest Saves Christmas
Santa Claus (the weird K. Gordon Murray version)
Don't Open Until Christmas
The Littlest Angel (with Johnnie Whitaker, from the early, early 70s or late 60s and utterly awful)
I can't think of the others I watch off the top of my head.
This may sound weird, but I watch Dead Alive and Dementia 13 every Christmas eve. I don't know how it became a tradition, but there ya have it.
Christmas day is all for the usual fare, and then Xmas night has me drifting off to sleep during Christmas Evil.
I think all of my favourites are listed already, except possibly for the Star Wars Holiday Special. Oh, and Mexican Santa Claus (1959), and Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
When I used to write a b-movie column in the local paper, I did a bad Christmas movie every December. After a few years, I started running low on really suitable titles and had to improvise. I wrote about that guy who is jolly and round, flies through the air and brings joy to children everywhere - Gamera.
Quote from: Javakoala on November 21, 2009, 09:13:02 PM
The Littlest Angel (with Johnnie Whitaker, from the early, early 70s or late 60s and utterly awful)
I remember watching that a few times when I was a kid, but I haven't seen it in many years. Fred "Herman Munster" Gwynne was in it too!
Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 24, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on November 21, 2009, 09:13:02 PM
The Littlest Angel (with Johnnie Whitaker, from the early, early 70s or late 60s and utterly awful)
I remember watching that a few times when I was a kid, but I haven't seen it in many years. Fred "Herman Munster" Gwynne was in it too!
He played the angel charged with reigning Whitaker's character into being a good little angel.
When I was a kid, I remember thinking how sad it was when his character died, but when I watched it last year, I thought, "You little moron, you just saved your parents a lot of misery."
Walgreen's tends to get these Christmas compilations closer to Christmas. I bought a couple for about 5 bucks, and they had Christmas cartoons, selected shorts about Christmas, the Angel show, the K. Gordon Murray Santa Claus (uncut from what I could tell) and other nightmares to torture your family and friends. I'm waiting for one of them to have Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny on it.
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
ELVES!
Quote from: xXx_JaseSF_xXx on November 21, 2009, 08:00:12 PM
Santa With Muscles (1996) with Hulk Hogan
Last year On Demand had Santa with Muscles fo free. I cried a little.
Quote from: Paquita on November 24, 2009, 11:29:52 PM
ELVES!
Quote from: xXx_JaseSF_xXx on November 21, 2009, 08:00:12 PM
Santa With Muscles (1996) with Hulk Hogan
Last year On Demand had Santa with Muscles fo free. I cried a little.
I love that movie. It's so awful, but in a really goofy way.
Has Babes In Toyland been mentioned yet? If it was, I missed it. Anyhow...the Cincinnati song for your listening pleasure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHorZ8iZ4Y
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 25, 2009, 12:29:21 PM
Has Babes In Toyland been mentioned yet? If it was, I missed it. Anyhow...the Cincinnati song for your listening pleasure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHorZ8iZ4Y
Once again, I have lost my will to live, and Mr. Reeves is there, again.
santa claus conquers the martians is a classic
Has Anyone Seen SILENT NIGHT BLOODY NIGHT
It's On The Mills Creek 50 CHILLING CLASSICS Collection
It's About An Old Mansion That Was Once A Mental Institution Where The Crazy People Once Killed All Of The Staff On Christmas Eve , The Mansion Is Up For Sale And The Townspeople And An Escaped Killer Have A Shocking Connection To The House
The Movie Is Actually Pretty Good
I always watch Gremlins 1 and 2. I know they are not bad movies but they are definitely B-movie homage's.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST : The Enchanted Christmas
A CHRISTMAS STORY
HOME ALONE
HOME ALONE 2 : LOST IN NEW YORK
.....NOTE TO SELF: Must Find Copy Of BABES IN TOYLAND
Quote from: metalmonster on December 07, 2009, 08:09:05 PM
A CHRISTMAS STORY
HOME ALONE
HOME ALONE 2 : LOST IN NEW YORK
Oh come on, those one's aren't that bad. Well Home Alone 2 is, but Home Alone 1 and Christmas Story are all right.
Leonard PT 6 :bouncegiggle:
Daniel the wizard
Santa Claus with Dudley Moore.
Elves, with Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams) in it!
Also, a somewhat obscure (I believe) movie called
Christmas Evil. Also known as
You Better Watch Out. Came out after the success of Friday the 13th, and shortly before
Silent Night, Deadly Night. Some people that've seen it think it's a ripoff of Silent, but it came out beforehand.
Quote from: metalmonster on November 21, 2009, 05:57:53 PM
SANTA'S SLAY (wrestler bill goldberg plays a killer santa)
Gotta say, that's a hell of a movie. And, despite it's B-level cast (James Caan excluded, although, we know what happens there), it's really not that bad a flick. Down right enjoyable. Then again, I looked at it as a comedy, not a horror movie, but I'm sure they were aiming for comedy. I hope they were.
Quote from: HappyGilmore on December 13, 2009, 09:12:15 PM
Also, a somewhat obscure (I believe) movie called Christmas Evil. Also known as You Better Watch Out. Came out after the success of Friday the 13th, and shortly before Silent Night, Deadly Night. Some people that've seen it think it's a ripoff of Silent, but it came out beforehand.
CHRISTMAS EVIL (1980) is really not so much a bad movie as it is a strange one. It was (I'm pretty sure) the first killer Santa movie, but it was intended as a serious character-study psycho-thriller, not a slasher flick. There's no gore to speak of, and very little violence. It's not a great movie, but it's still worth a watch.