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Kermit (very softly): Oxygen.
Miss Piggy: Did you say something, Kermie?
Kermit: OXYGEN!
Kermit is praying like mad that Miss Piggy does not detect the odor of the roast pork sandwich he had for lunch on his breath.
Quote from: sprite75 on April 16, 2010, 11:04:13 PM
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Unbeknownst to them, their children would become popular in delicatessens and French restaurants.
"Kermie dear, I was thinking we can call our offsprings 'Pogs' or 'Frigs'."
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PIGGY - Hey, do you have a guy's arm up your butt?
KERMIE - Yeah. You?
PIGGY - Yep. You get used to it after a couple of decades.
Kermie: b.o.
Piggy: I HEARD DAT!