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Did you say something, Kermie?

Started by sprite75, April 16, 2010, 11:04:13 PM

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sprite75

April 16, 2010, 11:04:13 PM

Kermit (very softly): Oxygen.
Miss Piggy: Did you say something, Kermie?
Kermit: OXYGEN!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

sprite75

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April 22, 2010, 01:44:15 AM
Kermit is praying like mad that Miss Piggy does not detect the odor of the roast pork sandwich he had for lunch on his breath.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

retrorussell

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April 22, 2010, 02:41:55 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on April 16, 2010, 11:04:13 PM


Unbeknownst to them, their children would become popular in delicatessens and French restaurants.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

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April 23, 2010, 11:21:30 AM
"Kermie dear, I was thinking we can call our offsprings 'Pogs' or 'Frigs'."
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

TheDope

#4
April 28, 2010, 08:42:59 PM


PIGGY - Hey, do you have a guy's arm up your butt?
KERMIE - Yeah.  You?
PIGGY - Yep.  You get used to it after a couple of decades.


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Leah

#5
April 29, 2010, 07:33:46 AM
Kermie: b.o.
Piggy: I HEARD DAT!
yeah no.
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