I was originally going to post this on the "what are you doing now thread" but after reflection I feel it deserves it's own thread...
Don't ask me why, but I was just thinking and I don't know if I'm only just picking it up now, but lately at least, AndyC seems to be turning on the smut. From the badmovies picture war thread and his posting of Linda Lovelace, to his particularly vulgar I like my ____ like I like my women comments of late. I'm pretty sure there was also some thread where he asked us our secrets for his own sick demented pleasure :teddyr:
Like I said, he may have always been this way but if that's so, for the life of me I have never picked up on it till just now.
Of course it's all brilliant, so I figure it'd be worthwhile documenting his descent into sleaze. Feel free to add to the list.
Here's some examples taken wildly out of context.
Quote from: AndyC on August 01, 2010, 09:43:46 AM
I just hope they don't go looking for taste treats in any other orifices. "My my, this is good bread, and you say you grew the yeast yourself?"
Quote from: AndyC on August 19, 2009, 07:39:43 PM
I just can't see myself doing...myself. Well, in the traditional five-fingered way, yes, but not a copy of me. I don't think it's that doing it is gay, but I do think you'd have to be gay to seriously want to do it. Whether it's my exact duplicate or not, the fact is, I'd be no more turned on by myself than I would any hairy, fat, bald ape of a man. I look like Tor Johnson with a slightly nicer face. Not my type at all.
As to the incest, I can't quite decide whether a clone is more of a brother or a son, even assuming this clone is somehow grown to the same age. The former is only slightly less disturbing than the latter, so maybe it isn't relevant.
Quote from: AndyC on April 29, 2010, 09:31:22 AM
Aliens and monsters want to have their way with our women.
Quote from: AndyC on November 02, 2010, 10:54:33 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot, wet and full of booze.
I like my dogs like I like my women: Coming at the sound of my voice.
OK, I feel dirty. :lookingup:
Quote from: AndyC on October 21, 2009, 10:15:18 AM
A little boy walks in while his mom is in the shower. He points at her bush and asks "What's that?"
"Uh, that's my sponge, for washing," she says.
A couple of weeks later, the same thing happens, except that the kid's mom had recently shaved off her bush.
"Where's your sponge?"
"Uh, it got dirty and I threw it away."
Again, the kid is satisfied with the answer and a couple more weeks go by, until the kid comes running into the house.
"Mommy Mommy, I found your sponge!"
"What do you mean?" she asks.
"The neighbour lady's washing Daddy's face with it!"
Quote from: AndyC on February 28, 2010, 08:19:02 PM
I'm not even going to speculate about why he's sticking his crotch in the fire. Wait a minute. Is he cooking himself?
Quote from: AndyC on October 07, 2010, 10:31:35 AM
"Don't look at her chesticological region."
Quote from: AndyC on May 03, 2010, 06:03:13 PM
I'm thinking a huge fart is most likely going to have to escape through the next person's nose. Come to think of it, if you keep passing poo down the line like that, you're bound to generate a lot of gas somewhere.
Quote from: AndyC on June 23, 2010, 12:06:06 PM
Me: "And I thought this donkey's butt was particularly interesting. I stayed there waiting for him to poop, but I just couldn't get a picture of it."
*This is, of course, in jest, and really just a random thought taken WAAAAAY too far.
Still... Mayhaps there is something there... :twirl:
I always knew there was something about him...
:wink:
Once again, Andy and I share much in common. :bouncegiggle:
My good buddy from Canada has only ever grossed me out once: a comment he made on a thread about THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE where he wrote "....gagging on a steaming log direct from the source". :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Did somebody say something about a dirty mind?
My...my...my...that just sounds like something I want to participate in.
On another note; Dean, Gigli lover, isn't this just a wee bit obsessive?
Not saying that Andy doesn't have a dirty mind; I mean it's no secret that he keeps his head shaved due to having some regressive birth sex fantasy. And yes, there is that Mr. Clean look complete with an earring, though I don't want to think about where he wears the earring.
I've come to realize, though, Andy has a stalker; though, that's not entirely a bad thing if you look at it right, it's kind of like having an extreme fan, and we would all like to have fans* (* I have many, I'm just speaking hypothetically for some of you reading this, who have none).
:tongueout:
Quote from: dean on November 07, 2010, 07:49:06 AM
Quote from: AndyC on August 01, 2010, 09:43:46 AM
I just hope they don't go looking for taste treats in any other orifices. "My my, this is good bread, and you say you grew the yeast yourself?"
Okay, that is actually a little gross.
I see nothing unusual about these things that AndyC has said. I think he's just a little bit more outspoken than some of us.
Quote from: Paquita on November 07, 2010, 08:27:49 PM
I see nothing unusual about these things that AndyC has said. I think he's just a little bit more outspoken than some of us.
Next up: the "Paquita had a dirty mind tribute thread." :wink:
OF COURSE his mind is dirty! He bought a hat with a big hole in it . . . lets all kinds of pollutants through.
Quote from: indianasmith on November 08, 2010, 12:04:42 AM
OF COURSE his mind is dirty! He bought a hat with a big hole in it . . . lets all kinds of pollutants through.
:teddyr:
Indy: did the idea of sending that hat around the world on a tour ever get off the ground? If it came my way, I would attach a vuvuzela to it. :wink:
Quote from: Menard on November 07, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
Did somebody say something about a dirty mind?
My...my...my...that just sounds like something I want to participate in.
:teddyr:
Quote from: dean on November 07, 2010, 07:49:06 AM
Quote from: AndyC on August 01, 2010, 09:43:46 AM
I just hope they don't go looking for taste treats in any other orifices. "My my, this is good bread, and you say you grew the yeast yourself?"
Okay, that is actually a little gross.
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I agree. :buggedout: :tongueout: :wink:
All of us baldies with chin hair have dirty minds.
I notice the man himself has yet to grace this thread with his presence... :teddyr:
Oh and Menard, a tribute thread to your dirty mind would have been waaaaaaaaaaaaay too easy, and I'll leave that to one of your legion of stalkers to create :wink:
[and don't knock Gigli, it's a misunderstood masterpiece]
You know, just to extend this thread a little further, it would be interesting to see what some members come up with as to what the C in AndyC stands for.
My...my...my...the possibilities. :teddyr:
Quote from: Menard on November 13, 2010, 06:42:59 PM
You know, just to extend this thread a little further, it would be interesting to see what some members come up with as to what the C in AndyC stands for.
My...my...my...the possibilities. :teddyr:
Custard?
This thread is lacking AndyC input :bluesad:
Nothing wrong with having a dirty mind. :thumbup:
Quote from: 3mnkids on November 14, 2010, 11:08:44 AM
Nothing wrong with having a dirty mind. :thumbup:
Care to elaborate on that point ? :wink:
Wow. I don't know what to say. This tribute has me all choked up.
Yes, I know Menard will make something out of the "choked up" part, but it was either that or saying you've all touched me. :teddyr:
Quote from: AndyC on November 14, 2010, 05:13:11 PM
Wow. I don't know what to say. This tribute has me all choked up.
Yes, I know Menard will make something out of the "choked up" part, but it was either that or saying you've all touched me. :teddyr:
And you've touched us, AndyC.
:wink:
Quote from: Doggett on November 14, 2010, 05:21:41 PM
Quote from: AndyC on November 14, 2010, 05:13:11 PM
Wow. I don't know what to say. This tribute has me all choked up.
Yes, I know Menard will make something out of the "choked up" part, but it was either that or saying you've all touched me. :teddyr:
And you've touched us, AndyC.
:wink:
For the record, Andy C is not allowed to touch me. But I still like the guy like a brother.
Quote from: AndyC on November 14, 2010, 05:13:11 PM
...This tribute has me all choked up.
You're not suppose to swallow. :tongueout:
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 14, 2010, 06:29:19 PM
For the record, Andy C is not allowed to touch me. But I still like the guy like a brother.
We really do need to get together some time, but I think the distance might be too much of an obstacle. Of course, I get within a few minutes of Newt's place a couple of times a year, and I still haven't managed to meet her face to face.
Quote from: Flick James on November 08, 2010, 01:11:55 PM
All of us baldies with chin hair have dirty minds.
I haven't had the chin puff for a while. Right now it's a Frank Zappa soul patch and stache. Head's nice and smooth though, as always.
Quote from: Menard on November 07, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
Not saying that Andy doesn't have a dirty mind; I mean it's no secret that he keeps his head shaved due to having some regressive birth sex fantasy.
I don't even want to know what that means. Probably a good thing you didn't notice how many times I've mentioned Persis Khambatta over the years and start putting two and two together.
Quote from: AndyC on November 15, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
Probably a good thing you didn't notice how many times I've mentioned Persis Khambatta over the years and start putting two and two together.
She was really very pretty IMO, with or without hair. :teddyr: :thumbup:
Quote from: Trevor on November 16, 2010, 01:29:57 AM
Quote from: AndyC on November 15, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
Probably a good thing you didn't notice how many times I've mentioned Persis Khambatta over the years and start putting two and two together.
She was really very pretty IMO, with or without hair. :teddyr: :thumbup:
Very pretty, terrible actress, starred in a couple of the best awful movies of the 80s, and looked great bald. How could I not be a fan? :teddyr:
Quote from: AndyC on November 16, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
Quote from: Trevor on November 16, 2010, 01:29:57 AM
Quote from: AndyC on November 15, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
Probably a good thing you didn't notice how many times I've mentioned Persis Khambatta over the years and start putting two and two together.
She was really very pretty IMO, with or without hair. :teddyr: :thumbup:
Very pretty, terrible actress, starred in a couple of the best awful movies of the 80s, and looked great bald. How could I not be a fan? :teddyr:
Now Andy is swaying the conversation to talk about women without their hair...you dirty, dirty minded man. :tongueout:
At least it's head hair.
(Jeez, I do have a dirty mind)
Funny story though: When they were shooting the sonic shower scene in Star Trek: TMP, Gene Roddenberry and Robert Wise actually had a debate over where Ilia's carpet should match the drapes. Apparently, Gene envisioned a shower scene with a bald woman showing a hint of pubes. Now there was a man with a fetish.
I have pictures of her having her head shaved and both Robert Wise and Gene Roddenberry standing nearby, apparently drooling. :twirl:
From everything I've read about that movie over the years, I would not be surprised if Gene came up with that character to satisfy his own fantasy.
Quote from: Trevor on November 17, 2010, 02:04:41 AM
I have pictures of her having her head shaved and both Robert Wise and Gene Roddenberry standing nearby, apparently drooling. :twirl:
Now we're sharing pictures of a woman being shaved.
How much dirtier can this thread get.
NOOO...don't answer that! :buggedout:
Quote from: Menard on November 17, 2010, 09:31:01 AM
Quote from: Trevor on November 17, 2010, 02:04:41 AM
I have pictures of her having her head shaved and both Robert Wise and Gene Roddenberry standing nearby, apparently drooling. :twirl:
Now we're sharing pictures of a woman being shaved.
How much dirtier can this thread get.
NOOO...don't answer that! :buggedout:
:teddyr:
If you mean really, really dirty, we could chat about my undies, I suppose. :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
Quote from: Menard on November 17, 2010, 09:31:01 AM
Quote from: Trevor on November 17, 2010, 02:04:41 AM
I have pictures of her having her head shaved and both Robert Wise and Gene Roddenberry standing nearby, apparently drooling. :twirl:
Now we're sharing pictures of a woman being shaved.
How much dirtier can this thread get.
NOOO...don't answer that! :buggedout:
We haven't shared any pictures, but I'm sure I can come up with one.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4149/5184253291_8f791d2a3d_z.jpg)
There you go. Took some looking to find something porny enough for you, but still within the board rules. :teddyr:
Wow, I managed to be perverse enough to scare even Menard away. That's a personal best.