The 'AndyC has a dirty mind' tribute thread

[3mnkids]

Nothing wrong with having a dirty mind.   

[Mr. DS]

Nothing wrong with having a dirty mind.   

Care to elaborate on that point ? 

[AndyC]

Wow. I don't know what to say. This tribute has me all choked up.

Yes, I know Menard will make something out of the "choked up" part, but it was either that or saying you've all touched me.

[Doggett]

Wow. I don't know what to say. This tribute has me all choked up.

Yes, I know Menard will make something out of the "choked up" part, but it was either that or saying you've all touched me.

And you've touched us, AndyC.

[Mr. DS]

Wow. I don't know what to say. This tribute has me all choked up.

Yes, I know Menard will make something out of the "choked up" part, but it was either that or saying you've all touched me.

And you've touched us, AndyC.

For the record, Andy C is not allowed to touch me.  But I still like the guy like a brother.

[Menard]

...This tribute has me all choked up.

You're not suppose to swallow. 

[dean]

...This tribute has me all choked up.

You're not suppose to swallow. 

Zing!

[AndyC]

For the record, Andy C is not allowed to touch me.  But I still like the guy like a brother.

We really do need to get together some time, but I think the distance might be too much of an obstacle. Of course, I get within a few minutes of Newt's place a couple of times a year, and I still haven't managed to meet her face to face.

[AndyC]

All of us baldies with chin hair have dirty minds.

I haven't had the chin puff for a while. Right now it's a Frank Zappa soul patch and stache. Head's nice and smooth though, as always.

[AndyC]

Not saying that Andy doesn't have a dirty mind; I mean it's no secret that he keeps his head shaved due to having some regressive birth sex fantasy.

I don't even want to know what that means. Probably a good thing you didn't notice how many times I've mentioned Persis Khambatta over the years and start putting two and two together.

[Trevor]

Probably a good thing you didn't notice how many times I've mentioned Persis Khambatta over the years and start putting two and two together.

She was really very pretty IMO, with or without hair. 

[AndyC]

Probably a good thing you didn't notice how many times I've mentioned Persis Khambatta over the years and start putting two and two together.

She was really very pretty IMO, with or without hair. 

Very pretty, terrible actress, starred in a couple of the best awful movies of the 80s, and looked great bald. How could I not be a fan?

[Menard]

Probably a good thing you didn't notice how many times I've mentioned Persis Khambatta over the years and start putting two and two together.

She was really very pretty IMO, with or without hair. 

Very pretty, terrible actress, starred in a couple of the best awful movies of the 80s, and looked great bald. How could I not be a fan?

Now Andy is swaying the conversation to talk about women without their hair...you dirty, dirty minded man.

[AndyC]

At least it's head hair.

(Jeez, I do have a dirty mind)

Funny story though: When they were shooting the sonic shower scene in Star Trek: TMP, Gene Roddenberry and Robert Wise actually had a debate over where Ilia's carpet should match the drapes. Apparently, Gene envisioned a shower scene with a bald woman showing a hint of pubes. Now there was a man with a fetish.

[Trevor]

I have pictures of her having her head shaved and both Robert Wise and Gene Roddenberry standing nearby, apparently drooling.