Where is everybody...getting laid?
Oh...wait a minute. G.I. Joe collectors, Transformers collectors, bad movie lovers, nah...it ain't for getting laid; the last p***y some of you all saw was someone posting on this forum. :tongueout:
Lets whip it out and get it started!
I meant the comments you pervs. :buggedout:
Somebody say something...preferably entertaining, but it would grow even more silent if I required that. :lookingup:
I could say something inflammatory that would get people talking. Is that what you're talking about?
Gee....does the last time I got laid by a girl was 2 years ago-and she had a glass eye-so one eye looked at me-the other was floating towards the west....TRUE. She tried to move in-but-nah. Does that count? :question:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:32:59 PM
I could say something inflammatory that would get people talking. Is that what you're talking about?
YES!!! :teddyr:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:32:59 PM
I could say something inflammatory that would get people talking. Is that what you're talking about?
Say it! Let it all hang out,baby!
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 09:40:14 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:32:59 PM
I could say something inflammatory that would get people talking. Is that what you're talking about?
Say it! Let it all hang out,baby!
Actually RC got there before I did. :thumbup:
I was going to say that I hope you don't mind that there is a natural connection between your use of the term inflammatory and us thinking of...well...you know what. :twirl:
And bring the whipped cream.
Okay. This could be taken tongue-in-cheek as well, so which ever way your perspective runs, it's either good or bad.
1. I'm tired of being in my sexual prime and not getting any.
2. All men are bastards.
3. I wish we had laxer gun laws in the this country because I have a serious list of people I'd like to take out with a sniper rifle.
4. I'm tired of the Indian people in my bulding making food that smells so disgusting, I have to nearly wear a gas mask just to watch tv.
5. I'm sick to death of *certain* cultures in this country complaining that we don't make them feel welcome and that we hate them because of their religion/dress/traditions/whatever and yet they make some suburbs so unsafe because of their regressive cultural practices and attitides to women that the police have no choice but to suspect everyone one of them and crack down harder on them than they would with anyone else.
Okay, that's about it. If I've offended anyone, I apologise, but I'm just so sick of the "I'm so special, look at me, look at me" perspective that's pervaded our country these days.
1. Nobody owes you ANYTHING
2. If money and bling isn't raining down on you from the sky, then GO OUT AND GET A FRICKING JOB like the rest of us and buy it yourself. Don't expect anyone to hand it to you.
3. I seriously needs some love and affection right now :buggedout:
I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........
OK. Lets talk. When I first came to Andrew's board,I felt like an outsider. Dennis was the first one I became freinds with. Then Ash. Then Menard. Then Hallows and Trevor. Then you all. And I love you all.
BUT!!!!
Beyond AllHallows, Circus, and Menard-I dont see too many folks willing to speak there mind when s**t p**ses them off...they tippie toe around. DAMMIT! -DONT HIDE! Not in an offending way. I donno-I donno what Im trying to say.
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........
No...wait...post pics first...and not any decent ones. :teddyr:
BEES!-I love you! :thumbup: :cheers: :drink:
Yer a goil after me own heart!
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2. All men are bastards.
I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 09:58:43 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........
No...wait...post pics first...and not any decent ones. :teddyr:
That would be "starting something". Get on that KB
People who prefer coffee over tea are losers !
There. I said it !
Man, I'm being a rebel tonight !
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
Okay. This could be taken tongue-in-cheek as well, so which ever way your perspective runs, it's either good or bad.
1. I'm tired of being in my sexual prime and not getting any.
2. All men are bastards.
3. I wish we had laxer gun laws in the this country because I have a serious list of people I'd like to take out with a sniper rifle.
4. I'm tired of the Indian people in my bulding making food that smells so disgusting, I have to nearly wear a gas mask just to watch tv.
5. I'm sick to death of *certain* cultures in this country complaining that we don't make them feel welcome and that we hate them because of their religion/dress/traditions/whatever and yet they make some suburbs so unsafe because of their regressive cultural practices and attitides to women that the police have no choice but to suspect everyone one of them and crack down harder on them than they would with anyone else.
Okay, that's about it. If I've offended anyone, I apologise, but I'm just so sick of the "I'm so special, look at me, look at me" perspective that's pervaded our country these days.
1. Nobody owes you ANYTHING
2. If money and bling isn't raining down on you from the sky, then GO OUT AND GET A FRICKING JOB like the rest of us and buy it yourself. Don't expect anyone to hand it to you.
3. I seriously needs some love and affection right now :buggedout:
I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........
I understand Menard asked you to post something controversial, but you've really gone too far here.
I love the smell of Indian food!
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2. All men are bastards.
I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.
Women also have those in-and-out bits that are fun to play with. :teddyr:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
4. I'm tired of the Indian people in my bulding making food that smells so disgusting, I have to nearly wear a gas mask just to watch tv.
Being a vegetarian, I actually like some Indian dishes; but I've never been around it enough to notice a smell. For me, it's Chinese food, or I guess the American equivalent, that I can't stand the smell of.
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:02:12 PM
People who prefer coffee over tea are losers !
There. I said it !
Man, I'm being a rebel tonight !
And meth is for winners! :smile:
Doggett is a tea bagger
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2. All men are bastards.
I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.
Jeeze, Menard, here's me genuinely having a rant and being happy about being annoyed ticked off and then you go and post that and I just dissolve into laughter. AGAIN.
*sigh* what's an angry girl to do but mete out a little punishment to the deserving....
Go on say it you guys, I know you're dying to.......
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:04:36 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2. All men are bastards.
I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.
Women also have those in-and-out bits that are fun to play with. :teddyr:
All parts of a woman are fun to play with. :teddyr:
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger
Yeah.
I like tea bags. I don't see whats wrong with this.
:question:
:wink:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 10:08:25 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2. All men are bastards.
I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.
Jeeze, Menard, here's me genuinely having a rant and being happy about being annoyed ticked off and then you go and post that and I just dissolve into laughter. AGAIN.
*sigh* what's an angry girl to do but mete out a little punishment to the deserving....
Go on say it you guys, I know you're dying to.......
I'm deserving...I'm deserving...punish me! :hot:
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:04:36 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2. All men are bastards.
I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.
Women also have those in-and-out bits that are fun to play with. :teddyr:
All parts of a woman are fun to play with. :teddyr:
Except the duodenum.
If you've been playing with a woman's duodenum, I don't need to know about it.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 04, 2011, 10:04:02 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
Okay. This could be taken tongue-in-cheek as well, so which ever way your perspective runs, it's either good or bad.
1. I'm tired of being in my sexual prime and not getting any.
2. All men are bastards.
3. I wish we had laxer gun laws in the this country because I have a serious list of people I'd like to take out with a sniper rifle.
4. I'm tired of the Indian people in my bulding making food that smells so disgusting, I have to nearly wear a gas mask just to watch tv.
5. I'm sick to death of *certain* cultures in this country complaining that we don't make them feel welcome and that we hate them because of their religion/dress/traditions/whatever and yet they make some suburbs so unsafe because of their regressive cultural practices and attitides to women that the police have no choice but to suspect everyone one of them and crack down harder on them than they would with anyone else.
Okay, that's about it. If I've offended anyone, I apologise, but I'm just so sick of the "I'm so special, look at me, look at me" perspective that's pervaded our country these days.
1. Nobody owes you ANYTHING
2. If money and bling isn't raining down on you from the sky, then GO OUT AND GET A FRICKING JOB like the rest of us and buy it yourself. Don't expect anyone to hand it to you.
3. I seriously needs some love and affection right now :buggedout:
I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........
I understand Menard asked you to post something controversial, but you've really gone too far here.
I love the smell of Indian food!
Normally I do too. But I'm talking about food that smells as if the whole population of my city (2.5 million or so) arrived in the stairwell of my building and upchucked everywhere. I might go and complain to them that they've let down Indian food lovers everywhere!
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 04, 2011, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:04:36 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2. All men are bastards.
I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.
Women also have those in-and-out bits that are fun to play with. :teddyr:
All parts of a woman are fun to play with. :teddyr:
Except the duodenum.
If you've been playing with a woman's duodenum, I don't need to know about it.
But the police probably do.
Funny, I always thought the duodenum was the "G" spot.
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger
If he is, it would certainly make for an interesting first date :teddyr:
:bouncegiggle:
Hey. This is supposed to be a forum for like smart stuff...and-dam. If any member (female) wants to involved with peanut butter...? :question:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger
If he is, it would certainly make for an interesting first date :teddyr:
:bouncegiggle:
Oh, you have
no idea...
:wink:
I love peanut butter! Crunchy or smooth, makes no difference.
I'm equal opportunity on the PB thing :tongueout:
Where do you prefer your peanut butter KB?
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 09:38:53 PM
Gee....does the last time I got laid by a girl was 2 years ago-and she had a glass eye-so one eye looked at me-the other was floating towards the west....TRUE. She tried to move in-but-nah. Does that count? :question:
:bouncegiggle: How can ya not love this guy? :bouncegiggle:
I'm actually getting laid as I type.
Why still typing ?
It's called dedication. Dedication to this site and its members.
:teddyr:
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger
If he is, it would certainly make for an interesting first date :teddyr:
:bouncegiggle:
Oh, you have no idea...
:wink:
Well it's just an inch away from that thing with Circus.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:29:30 PM
I'm actually getting laid as I type.
Why still typing ?
It's called dedication. Dedication to this site and its members.
:teddyr:
Your hand doesn't count as being laid. :tongueout:
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:30:03 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger
If he is, it would certainly make for an interesting first date :teddyr:
:bouncegiggle:
Oh, you have no idea...
:wink:
Well it's just an inch away from that thing with Circus.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
With Circus an 'inch' is all you get.
:wink:
(Just kidding, Circus, wherever you may be, fella. I'm guessing you've got more than that.)
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:32:16 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:30:03 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger
If he is, it would certainly make for an interesting first date :teddyr:
:bouncegiggle:
Oh, you have no idea...
:wink:
Well it's just an inch away from that thing with Circus.
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
With Circus an 'inch' is all you get.
:wink:
That's exactly what I meant by an inch away. :wink:
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:32:16 PM
With Circus an 'inch' is all you get.
Doggett started something... :wink:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on March 04, 2011, 10:36:13 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:32:16 PM
With Circus an 'inch' is all you get.
Doggett started something... :wink:
He's inching there anyway. :bouncegiggle:
Awright you girls! Time to man up! I havent been laid in a year and a half! BEAT THAT! If you can,well,you have been beating that!
Where'd Killer Bees go? I'm still waiting for the pics. Maybe she went to take some pics. :teddyr:
Quote from: ghouck on March 04, 2011, 10:41:04 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
2. All men are bastards.
I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.
No you don't. . .
You can think anything you want...but it ain't happening. :tongueout:
Alright you want me to speak my mind...I will. At times, I feel like I don't belong anywhere in this world and even at times still feel an outsider here. At times, I really miss the old Scifilm board and getting a chance to write and express myself over there. I miss writing and wish I could get my butt back to doing a lot more of it. I miss IronWolfe, marthahunter, Bobby G and telegonus. At times, I have held back here because a lot of people might not like it that I wouldn't mind at all if every ounce of alcohol was wiped completely and utterly out of existence and I think the world would be a better place for it in many, many ways. Sometimes I'm "far too canadian" (as Spirit of the West once sang) and tend towards being a bit perhaps overly reserved and passive. I fear for today's kids growing up in a world that fosters so much drug use, even in the guise of medicines most don't even really need although many think they do. I love writing poems. I had a story idea in my head recently but then noticed the trailer for SUCKER PUNCH looks much the same...I hate that I'm getting older and it feels more and more like I've talked about every damn thing under the sun twice or three times already and I ain't even all that old yet. I wish there was more opportunity for creative people in the world and we didn't have to work crappy jobs while doing what we really love in our spare time. I hate that my home province promotes drinking as much as it does in its culture...it embarrasses me.
This forum is damn cool though. I love all the folks here who truly love the old-time stuff be it Universal Monsters, Film Noir, 50s Sci-Fi, Hammer & Amicus films and even the exploitation junk/thrash or should that be treasure of the 60s-70s. I love the genuine love for bad movies. At times though this forum definitely feels a lonely boys club that tends to get overexcited about the handful of girls (hey's there's actually girls in the comic book/geek/bad movie/cult movie site?!) who pop in here. Thankfully the gals are all super nice and don't seem to mind the attention...heck dare I say some even love it? Nothing wrong with that though...we're an odd group of bad movie loving folks, lonely and isolated in some ways but ultimately united on some level through this forum..
Windows 7 annoys the heell outta me...I still prefer XP. Posting here the post jumps up and down, up and down. Very annoying..it seems to be a 7 problem. That and the text jumping around and suddenly erasing at times.
Anyways I have a girlfriend so you know I'm not deprived like so many of you.
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 04, 2011, 10:48:46 PM
we're an odd group of bad movie loving folks, lonely and isolated in some ways but ultimately united on some level through this forum..
And that level is 'not getting laid'. :tongueout:
JaseSF's post might be one of the best posts I've seen on this site since I've been here.
:thumbup:
Folks think Its just me....I make this stuff up....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/205511637.jpg)
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Doggett is a tea bagger
If he is, it would certainly make for an interesting first date :teddyr:
:bouncegiggle:
Oh, you have no idea...
:wink:
Technically, that's true, but I have a vivid imagination. :teddyr:
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 10:55:14 PM
Folks think Its just me....I make this stuff up....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/205511637.jpg)
Reminds me of the line from Shakes the Clown where she refers to her nickname as Peanut Butter...brown and spreads easily.
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 04, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Where do you prefer your peanut butter KB?
On toast, why? :question:
:teddyr:
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 10:55:14 PM
Folks think Its just me....I make this stuff up....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/205511637.jpg)
Heck, I used to have that on VHS...
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:29:30 PM
I'm actually getting laid as I type.
Why still typing ?
It's called dedication. Dedication to this site and its members.
:teddyr:
Either that or she's completely rubbish and you couldn't be bothered participating fully :teddyr:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 11:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:29:30 PM
I'm actually getting laid as I type.
Why still typing ?
It's called dedication. Dedication to this site and its members.
:teddyr:
Either that or she's completely rubbish and you couldn't be bothered participating fully :teddyr:
I've never recieved rubbish sex.
Only given it.
:bouncegiggle:
This thread is in definite need of some tits.
(No, Doggett, no)
(.)(.)
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z56/captnskullhead/tattoobs.jpg)
RC's ability to recall obscure stuff amazes me. :thumbup: Raffine's too when he wants to. Wonder when Mae West will make her way in here...
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 04, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
RC's ability to recall obscure stuff amazes me.
RC is obscure stuff. :wink:
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:14:26 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 04, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
RC's ability to recall obscure stuff amazes me.
RC is obscure stuff. :wink:
Yeah..sad but true. :bluesad:
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 11:22:50 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:14:26 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 04, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
RC's ability to recall obscure stuff amazes me.
RC is obscure stuff. :wink:
Yeah..sad but true. :bluesad:
Cheer up before I slap you with a Kotex...it was suppose to be a good thing. :tongueout:
Jase has it the nail right on the head there. Sorry, Jase, I didn't put your post in my reply but the jumping text thing gives me the pip. I thought it was my computer. I'm glad to know it's not.
I don't care about the alcohol thing either - ban it, don't ban it, makes no difference. I don't drink it so I'm not affected. I used to like it when I was younger but I haven't been able to handle it for a very long time, so I don't bother. Australian culture is very much about how much can you drink and if you can drink lots, you're a legend. Then all the glassing incidents started and it's a big furore now. Glassing is when someone smashes a glass into your face instead just punching you like normal in a fight. Women are doing it to each other now :buggedout:
I never felt like I belonged anywhere either. I was convinced that other people knew what's going on and are members of a club that they didn't tell me about and wouldn't let me into anyway. But this board is different. You guys are absolute gems and I'm always cracking up laughing at the stuff you write. Especially when you start paying out on either other and get so off topic I dont even remember what we were initially talking about.
Jase is right about one thing. I love the attention - thank you :thumbup: It makes me feel a little less lonely and ignored by the world in general. I always thought when I finally met "The One" as I have, I would feel less like I had to pretend to be someone else or not hide myself away from the world any more. But that's not the case. It's hard being in love with someone when you never see them and you always come last (even though it's not deliberate on their part).
So I come here to get a sense of community and friendship I don't seem to get anywhere else. And if I ever met met you guys in real life, I would give you all a big hug and kiss for being so totally wonderful and making me feel like I'm not alone in the world.
Women need to feel appreciated by men, whether they admit or not. It's the reason we wear sexy lingerie and do our hair and makeup and try to look attractive all the time. It's all for the attention of men. So when you guys appreciate us, we blossom and life makes sense and we feel good about ourselves.
So what if I'm not getting any? I can take care of it myself (which, you know, is nice and all but I still prefer a warm body with me). But in the meantime, I'll come here and laugh at everyone's posts and make a few outrageous ones of my own and get everybody talking and laughing and maybe the world won't seem so unkind and barren for a little while. And maybe for a little while I'll forget that the man I love the most and who loves me the most isn't here when he's supposed to be because of crazy kids/stress/exhaustion/illness/whatever
Where has the Church Lady been? Is it just me or has he been awfully quiet lately?
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 11:04:41 PM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 04, 2011, 11:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doggett on March 04, 2011, 10:29:30 PM
I'm actually getting laid as I type.
Why still typing ?
It's called dedication. Dedication to this site and its members.
:teddyr:
Either that or she's completely rubbish and you couldn't be bothered participating fully :teddyr:
I've never recieved rubbish sex.
Only given it.
:bouncegiggle:
Of course, silly me. All sex is good sex to a guy :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:29:59 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 11:22:50 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:14:26 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 04, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
RC's ability to recall obscure stuff amazes me.
RC is obscure stuff. :wink:
Yeah..sad but true. :bluesad:
Cheer up before I slap you with a Kotex...it was suppose to be a good thing. :tongueout:
Please slap me with a Kotex-closest I got to the real deal inna while!
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 11:57:45 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:29:59 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 11:22:50 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:14:26 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 04, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
RC's ability to recall obscure stuff amazes me.
RC is obscure stuff. :wink:
Yeah..sad but true. :bluesad:
Cheer up before I slap you with a Kotex...it was suppose to be a good thing. :tongueout:
Please slap me with a Kotex-closest I got to the real deal inna while!
:bouncegiggle:
So I'm guessing you want a used one.
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:59:23 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 11:57:45 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:29:59 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 11:22:50 PM
Quote from: Menard on March 04, 2011, 11:14:26 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 04, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
RC's ability to recall obscure stuff amazes me.
RC is obscure stuff. :wink:
Yeah..sad but true. :bluesad:
Cheer up before I slap you with a Kotex...it was suppose to be a good thing. :tongueout:
Please slap me with a Kotex-closest I got to the real deal inna while!
:bouncegiggle:
So I'm guessing you want a used one.
No-I wanna clean one. Sicko-of course its gotta be used!
Wow . . . this thread has hit rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig!!!!!!
RC - I know you're lonely - but, EEEWWW!!!
With regards to alcohol KB, I'd never tell anyone else what they could or couldn't do. It's obviously a personal choice but I do believe alcholism and alcohol abuse is a serious problem on the rise. I do believe the world today would be better off without it but I know it's not going to disappear. Finding a way to reduce the problem is what society has to work towards.
KB, I think you deserve better than to be placed at second best or coming last. Just saying...it's your life to live.
Yeah the Kotex thing is pretty F'ed up guys. What's next, breast milk?
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 05, 2011, 12:40:45 PM
With regards to alcohol KB, I'd never tell anyone else what they could or couldn't do. It's obviously a personal choice but I do believe alcholism and alcohol abuse is a serious problem on the rise. I do believe the world today would be better off without it but I know it's not going to disappear. Finding a way to reduce the problem is what society has to work towards.
If it's not alcohol, it's another drug. Legislation only drives the problems further underground, where help is less available to those who seek it, and creates a nightmare economic situation where both the supply and prosecution of such are dependent on it.
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 05, 2011, 12:40:45 PMWhat's next, breast milk?
You know it has a sweetness to it? Of course, it's best if taken directly from the source. :tongueout:
I'm not saying I have the solution Menard but I do think it's a growing problem and there are things not helping it like the behaviour of certain role models, etc. and the surprisingly easy availability of such things even to minors. Not sure what the answer is..more and better education? Working towards a more prosperous world for all? Perhaps like Flick James has suggested, if people want to go down that road, maybe we should made them pay for their own mess in the long term.
A woman breastfeeding is a natural thing likely healthy for both mother and child. Here's something that will likely entertain in these parts. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD_8Q49CFyU
For once i'm quiet. Sorry, no stirring on my end today...
Quote from: Sister Grace on March 05, 2011, 01:28:17 PM
Sorry, no stirring on my end today...
::snicker:: :bouncegiggle:
This ought to be controversial because I don't think anyone in here ever brought it up before: What is the worst movie of all time?
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 05, 2011, 01:23:52 PM
I'm not saying I have the solution Menard but I do think it's a growing problem and there are things not helping it like the behaviour of certain role models, etc. and the surprisingly easy availability of such things even to minors. Not sure what the answer is..more and better education? Working towards a more prosperous world for all? Perhaps like Flick James has suggested, if people want to go down that road, maybe we should made them pay for their own mess in the long term.
A woman breastfeeding is a natural thing likely healthy for both mother and child. Here's something that will likely entertain in these parts. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD_8Q49CFyU
The trouble is, you're always fighting against human nature. I think its in our natures to destroy ourselves. And if you make something taboo, that makes people want it even more. The only thing you can do is slowly educate people to think that certain things aren't "cool". Make them socially undesirable and you have real change. Either that, or put all the self destructive people into a community of their own and give them all the vices they want (heavily govt regulated and taxed of course) and see how many of them get sick of that life and look for something better.
But I guess if you make something too mainstream, people will be looking for something outside the norm, some other way to destroy themselves. I don't know what the solution is. My brain hurts. :bluesad:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 05, 2011, 06:34:34 PM
put all the self destructive people into a community of their own and give them all the vices they want (heavily govt regulated and taxed of course) and see how many of them get sick of that life and look for something better.
Sorry, that exists in spades here already.
I don't know if such communities exist in Oz, but there are many small communities in this state, and I'm certain others, which have such a dependence on government payments that the status quo in such communities, those who run the local business and utilities, would prefer factories not open, as factories layoff and go out of business, but government checks are guaranteed.
People grow up in these communities with no greater goal than to get that government check. Drug use and drug trafficking is rife in these communities; and the agencies and police know it.
The sad thing is, they are not getting sick of it; that's all they know life to be, or all they think it can be.
With regard to alcohol use, at least in this country, alcohol related deaths and traffic fatalities are down. Decades ago we used to make jokes about alcoholics, drunk driving, and other things associated with alcohol use. I guess we woke up to it's not as funny anymore; jokes are still made, but certainly not as many, and any jokes or attempt at humor regarding drunk driving are taboo anymore. Now that's this country though.
Problems exist; but where problems exist, they usually exist because someone's making a profit from it.
You're absolutely right, Menard. We have problems here with aboriginals in the remote communities with alcohol and domesic violence and drugs. There's even been a big uproar over serious child sexual abuse and kids have been taken away from families. They can't handle alcohol and many of the communities are "dry" communities. That means even if you a visitor, if the cops catch you with booze, you are escorted out of the place.
It's a tragic situation and nobody seems to be able to find a suitable solution. So they crack down on stuff but that doesn't seem to be helping either.
The biggest thing that concerns me about alcoholism and other drug abuse is that it often seems tied in with domestic violence and/or abuse at home. And then the victim unfortunately learns the same behaviour and sadly more oft than not, the cycle will continue...I've seen this happen again and again...families with a secret shame of alcoholism usually on the part of one parent or another leading to other forms of abuse in the household....
You are spot on Jase. I, too, came from a violent, alcoholic, abusive household. But I wanted better for myself and I never went that way, even though it was so easy just to let go and be like that.
But I suspect I'm in the minority that way.
Quote from: Menard on March 05, 2011, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 05, 2011, 12:40:45 PMWhat's next, breast milk?
You know it has a sweetness to it? Of course, it's best if taken directly from the source. :tongueout:
You've been watchin babies haven't you? :wink: :teddyr:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 06, 2011, 12:26:22 AM
You are spot on Jase. I, too, came from a violent, alcoholic, abusive household. But I wanted better for myself and I never went that way, even though it was so easy just to let go and be like that.
But I suspect I'm in the minority that way.
:thumbup: Kudos to you KB. You are a good person.
And here's some boobs for Menard since I can't give you karma for sharing your thoughts. I hope you enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtudrrpR6DQ
NSFW: I have clean underpants on today. :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
TREVOR!!! I thought I KNEW you, man!
This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!! I thought I KNEW you, man!
This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me! :wink:
PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have. :buggedout: :buggedout:
Trevor looks cool shorn.
Quote from: The DarkSider on March 07, 2011, 08:00:26 AM
Trevor looks cool shorn.
Thanks, DS. That pic was taken on the parking garage roof of the Brooklyn Mall and that white car that you can just see over my left shoulder is my Fiat. :smile:
QuoteWhere is everybody...getting laid?
Yeah. Just got finished. What's up?
Quote from: Flick James on March 07, 2011, 01:26:08 PM
QuoteWhere is everybody...getting laid?
Yeah. Just got finished.
I hope your hand is not cramping too badly. :tongueout:
Quote from: Menard on March 08, 2011, 09:21:43 AM
Quote from: Flick James on March 07, 2011, 01:26:08 PM
QuoteWhere is everybody...getting laid?
Yeah. Just got finished.
I hope your hand is not cramping too badly. :tongueout:
I don't get it.
Quote from: Flick James on March 08, 2011, 09:23:39 AM
Quote from: Menard on March 08, 2011, 09:21:43 AM
Quote from: Flick James on March 07, 2011, 01:26:08 PM
QuoteWhere is everybody...getting laid?
Yeah. Just got finished.
I hope your hand is not cramping too badly. :tongueout:
I don't get it.
Me either, that's why I get cramps in my hand.
Quote from: Flick James on March 08, 2011, 09:23:39 AM
Quote from: Menard on March 08, 2011, 09:21:43 AM
Quote from: Flick James on March 07, 2011, 01:26:08 PM
QuoteWhere is everybody...getting laid?
Yeah. Just got finished.
I hope your hand is not cramping too badly. :tongueout:
I don't get it.
Exactly what I was saying.
Menard, it's really weird that you're using Grace's photo as an avatar. I keep thinking that SHE'S making these posts and not you (and it's especially with that whole "Show your boobs!" sign in the signature.)
Quote from: Trevor on March 07, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!! I thought I KNEW you, man!
This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me! :wink:
PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have. :buggedout: :buggedout:
You have a very nicely shaped noggin for a the baldy head look. :thumbup:
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem :buggedout:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: Trevor on March 07, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!! I thought I KNEW you, man!
This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me! :wink:
PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have. :buggedout: :buggedout:
You have a very nicely shaped noggin for a the baldy head look. :thumbup:
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.
So...
I stand zero chance with you then ? :bluesad:
Quote from: Doggett on March 09, 2011, 06:30:20 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: Trevor on March 07, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!! I thought I KNEW you, man!
This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me! :wink:
PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have. :buggedout: :buggedout:
You have a very nicely shaped noggin for a the baldy head look. :thumbup:
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.
So...
I stand zero chance with you then ? :bluesad:
Not necessarily. You could always buy me a drink and we can talk abut the first thing that pops up :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 12, 2011, 04:56:35 AM
Quote from: Doggett on March 09, 2011, 06:30:20 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: Trevor on March 07, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!! I thought I KNEW you, man!
This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me! :wink:
PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have. :buggedout: :buggedout:
You have a very nicely shaped noggin for a the baldy head look. :thumbup:
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.
So...
I stand zero chance with you then ? :bluesad:
Not necessarily. You could always buy me a drink and we can talk abut the first thing that pops up :bouncegiggle:
I could easily score with Killer Bees over Doggett if thats the case.
I have now added PEE to the list of things my undies have to soak up. :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
:teddyr:
:teddyr:
:teddyr:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: You mean like this?
OK, I'm gonna throw a fireball into this thread -
I have never watched a single one of the ROCKY movies because boxing sucks!
I love the Rocky movies and while I do like boxing to a certain extent, honestly I'd rather watch the boxing in the Rocky films than any real boxing bout...
Quote from: indianasmith on March 12, 2011, 04:23:30 PM
OK, I'm gonna throw a fireball into this thread -
I have never watched a single one of the ROCKY movies because boxing sucks!
That's cool about the Rocky movies, but where's the fireball?
The Sheik and Jerry Lawler were known to throw them to illegally win matches or injure opponents in the wacky world of wrestling. Abdullah the Butcher too who also likes to show his boobs..not that I suspect that might thrill Menard.
(http://pwa.wrestlingx.net/wrestlerimages/gallery/abdullah_the_butcher1.jpg)
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 13, 2011, 12:28:43 AM
I love the Rocky movies and while I do like boxing to a certain extent, honestly I'd rather watch the boxing in the Rocky films than any real boxing bout...
I don't know. Call me crazy but the'e's something primally satisfying in watching two grown men beating the living snot out of each other :teddyr:
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Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem :buggedout:
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about. And I AM that good lookin' :smile:
My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh... :hot:
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
[Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem :buggedout:
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about. And I AM that good lookin' :smile:
I guess I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum with my hair being past my shoulders.
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
[Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem :buggedout:
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about. And I AM that good lookin' :smile:
My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh... :hot:
Okay you guys aren't being fair. Because of my rather odd situation, I've been training myself to not feel anything that way. And now you come along and say stuff like that and I get all these ideas in my head and....... well, I think I"d better stop talking now..........
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem :buggedout:
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about. And I AM that good lookin' :smile:
Quote from: Menard on March 13, 2011, 07:07:18 AM
I guess I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum with my hair being past my shoulders.
Nah, it's all good, Dr. Menard. Long hair, short hair, no hair, it's not indicative of a person's true intelligence or personality.
As Billy Milano said in the old S.O.D. song "United Forces"--it dosen't matter how you wear your hair, it's what's inside your head. Cheers :cheers:
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
[Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem :buggedout:
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about. And I AM that good lookin' :smile:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 13, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh... :hot:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 13, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
Okay you guys aren't being fair. Because of my rather odd situation, I've been training myself to not feel anything that way. And now you come along and say stuff like that and I get all these ideas in my head and....... well, I think I"d better stop talking now..........
Oh no, please continue to speak :teddyr:
Since you like guys with buzzed heads, I can only imagine how you feel about Curly from the 3 Stooges. "Woob woob, woob!" :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 11:21:31 AM
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem :buggedout:
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about. And I AM that good lookin' :smile:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 13, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh... :hot:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 13, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
Okay you guys aren't being fair. Because of my rather odd situation, I've been training myself to not feel anything that way. And now you come along and say stuff like that and I get all these ideas in my head and....... well, I think I"d better stop talking now..........
Oh no, please continue to speak :teddyr:
Since you like guys with buzzed heads, I can only imagine how you feel about Curly from the 3 Stooges. "Woob woob, woob!" :bouncegiggle:
Dude...pour some cold water on it.
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 11:21:31 AM
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time: whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem :buggedout:
You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about. And I AM that good lookin' :smile:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 13, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh... :hot:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 13, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
Okay you guys aren't being fair. Because of my rather odd situation, I've been training myself to not feel anything that way. And now you come along and say stuff like that and I get all these ideas in my head and....... well, I think I"d better stop talking now..........
Oh no, please continue to speak :teddyr:
Since you like guys with buzzed heads, I can only imagine how you feel about Curly from the 3 Stooges. "Woob woob, woob!" :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Menard on March 13, 2011, 12:23:19 PM
Dude...pour some cold water on it.
Hah! :smile: Just jokin'. No harm meant.