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Started by Menard, March 04, 2011, 09:31:16 PM

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Menard

#90
March 08, 2011, 01:50:43 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 08, 2011, 09:23:39 AM
Quote from: Menard on March 08, 2011, 09:21:43 AM
Quote from: Flick James on March 07, 2011, 01:26:08 PM
QuoteWhere is everybody...getting laid?

Yeah. Just got finished.

I hope your hand is not cramping too badly. :tongueout:

I don't get it.

Exactly what I was saying.

BTM

#91
March 08, 2011, 02:31:54 PM
Menard, it's really weird that you're using Grace's photo as an avatar.  I keep thinking that SHE'S making these posts and not you (and it's especially with that whole "Show your boobs!" sign in the signature.)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Killer Bees

#92
March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: Trevor on March 07, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!!  I thought I KNEW you, man!

This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me!  :wink:

PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

You have a very nicely shaped noggin for a the baldy head look.  :thumbup:

Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.  Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem  :buggedout:
Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......

Doggett

#93
March 09, 2011, 06:30:20 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: Trevor on March 07, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!!  I thought I KNEW you, man!

This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me!  :wink:

PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

You have a very nicely shaped noggin for a the baldy head look.  :thumbup:

Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. 

So...
I stand zero chance with you then ?  :bluesad:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Killer Bees

#94
March 12, 2011, 04:56:35 AM
Quote from: Doggett on March 09, 2011, 06:30:20 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: Trevor on March 07, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!!  I thought I KNEW you, man!

This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me!  :wink:

PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

You have a very nicely shaped noggin for a the baldy head look.  :thumbup:

Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. 

So...
I stand zero chance with you then ?  :bluesad:

Not necessarily.  You could always buy me a drink and we can talk abut the first thing that pops up  :bouncegiggle:
Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......

Mr. DS

#95
March 12, 2011, 07:19:26 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 12, 2011, 04:56:35 AM
Quote from: Doggett on March 09, 2011, 06:30:20 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: Trevor on March 07, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 07, 2011, 07:24:10 AM
TREVOR!!!  I thought I KNEW you, man!

This is . . . just too much to take! :bluesad: :bluesad:

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Clean undies and an almost shaven head: this is the new me!  :wink:

PS: I've just realized what a huge nose I have.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

You have a very nicely shaped noggin for a the baldy head look.  :thumbup:

Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head. 

So...
I stand zero chance with you then ?  :bluesad:

Not necessarily.  You could always buy me a drink and we can talk abut the first thing that pops up  :bouncegiggle:

I could easily score with Killer Bees over Doggett if thats the case. 
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Trevor

#96
March 12, 2011, 08:44:52 AM
I have now added PEE to the list of things my undies have to soak up.  :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Leah

#97
March 12, 2011, 03:32:56 PM
 :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
        :teddyr:
        :teddyr:
        :teddyr:
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:        You mean like this?
yeah no.

indianasmith

#98
March 12, 2011, 04:23:30 PM
OK, I'm gonna throw a fireball into this thread -

I have never watched a single one of the ROCKY movies because boxing sucks!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

JaseSF

#99
March 13, 2011, 12:28:43 AM
I love the Rocky movies and while I do like boxing to a certain extent, honestly I'd rather watch the boxing in the Rocky films than any real boxing bout...
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Menard

#100
March 13, 2011, 12:58:10 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 12, 2011, 04:23:30 PM
OK, I'm gonna throw a fireball into this thread -

I have never watched a single one of the ROCKY movies because boxing sucks!

That's cool about the Rocky movies, but where's the fireball?

JaseSF

#101
March 13, 2011, 01:09:09 AM
The Sheik and Jerry Lawler were known to throw them to illegally win matches or injure opponents in the wacky world of wrestling. Abdullah the Butcher too who also likes to show his boobs..not that I suspect that might thrill Menard.

"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Killer Bees

#102
March 13, 2011, 01:46:39 AM
Quote from: xJaseSFx on March 13, 2011, 12:28:43 AM
I love the Rocky movies and while I do like boxing to a certain extent, honestly I'd rather watch the boxing in the Rocky films than any real boxing bout...

I don't know. Call me crazy but the'e's something primally satisfying in watching two grown men beating the living snot out of each other  :teddyr: 
Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......

Umaril The Unfeathered

#103
March 13, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
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Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.  Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem  :buggedout:

You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about.  And I AM that good lookin'  :smile:


My hair is grown back in now, but not too long. Just long enough for some lucky lady to grab and hold onto when she needs to release all that built-up tension during certain acts, he he heh... :hot:
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Menard

#104
March 13, 2011, 07:07:18 AM
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 13, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
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Quote from: Killer Bees on March 09, 2011, 05:21:26 AM
Dirty secret time:  whenever I see a man with a close buzz cut, I have to resist the urge to rub my hands all over his head.  Of course, this is not a problem with men I know, but with strangers, especially nice looking strangers, it's a bit of a problem  :buggedout:

You wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of me a few years back...buzzed and close was what my hair was all about.  And I AM that good lookin'  :smile:

I guess I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum with my hair being past my shoulders.
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