Boring!!! Somebody start something!!! (PF, PG, and NSFW if we're lucky)

[Menard]

Where is everybody...getting laid?

Oh...wait a minute. G.I. Joe collectors, Transformers collectors, bad movie lovers, nah...it ain't for getting laid; the last p***y some of you all saw was someone posting on this forum.

Lets whip it out and get it started!

I meant the comments you pervs.

Somebody say something...preferably entertaining, but it would grow even more silent if I required that.

[Killer Bees]

I could say something inflammatory that would get people talking.  Is that what you're talking about?

[RCMerchant]

Gee....does the last time I got laid by a girl was 2 years ago-and she had a glass eye-so one eye looked at me-the other was floating towards the  west....TRUE. She tried to move in-but-nah. Does that count? 

[Menard]

I could say something inflammatory that would get people talking.  Is that what you're talking about?

YES!!!

[RCMerchant]

I could say something inflammatory that would get people talking.  Is that what you're talking about?

Say it! Let it all hang out,baby!

[Menard]

I could say something inflammatory that would get people talking.  Is that what you're talking about?

Say it! Let it all hang out,baby!

Actually RC got there before I did.

I was going to say that I hope you don't mind that there is a natural connection between your use of the term inflammatory and us thinking of...well...you know what.

And bring the whipped cream.

[Killer Bees]

Okay.  This could be taken tongue-in-cheek as well, so which ever way your perspective runs, it's either good or bad.

1.  I'm tired of being in my sexual prime and not getting any.
2.  All men are bastards.
3.  I wish we had laxer gun laws in the this country because I have a serious list of people I'd like to take out with a sniper rifle.
4.  I'm tired of the Indian people in my bulding making food that smells so disgusting, I have to nearly wear a gas mask just to watch tv.
5.  I'm sick to death of *certain* cultures in this country complaining that we don't make them feel welcome and that we hate them because of their religion/dress/traditions/whatever and yet they make some suburbs so unsafe because of their regressive cultural practices and attitides to women that the police have no choice but to suspect everyone one of them and crack down harder on them than they would with anyone else.

Okay, that's about it.  If I've offended anyone, I apologise, but I'm just so sick of the "I'm so special, look at me, look at me" perspective that's pervaded our country these days.

1.  Nobody owes you ANYTHING
2.  If money and bling isn't raining down on you from the sky, then GO OUT AND GET A FRICKING JOB like the rest of us and buy it yourself.  Don't expect anyone to hand it to you.
3.  I seriously needs some love and affection right now  

I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........

[RCMerchant]

OK. Lets talk. When I first came to Andrew's board,I felt like an outsider. Dennis was the first one I became freinds with. Then Ash. Then Menard. Then Hallows and Trevor. Then you all. And I love you all.
BUT!!!!

Beyond AllHallows, Circus, and Menard-I dont see too many folks willing to speak there mind when s**t p**ses them off...they tippie toe around. DAMMIT! -DONT HIDE! Not in an offending way. I donno-I donno what Im trying to say.

[Menard]

I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........

No...wait...post pics first...and not any decent ones.

[RCMerchant]

BEES!-I love you! 

Yer a goil after me own heart!

[Menard]

2.  All men are bastards.

I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.

[Mr. DS]

I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........

No...wait...post pics first...and not any decent ones.

That would be "starting something".  Get on that KB

[Doggett]

People who prefer coffee over tea are losers !

There. I said it !


Man, I'm being a rebel tonight !

[Rev. Powell]

Okay.  This could be taken tongue-in-cheek as well, so which ever way your perspective runs, it's either good or bad.

1.  I'm tired of being in my sexual prime and not getting any.
2.  All men are bastards.
3.  I wish we had laxer gun laws in the this country because I have a serious list of people I'd like to take out with a sniper rifle.
4.  I'm tired of the Indian people in my bulding making food that smells so disgusting, I have to nearly wear a gas mask just to watch tv.
5.  I'm sick to death of *certain* cultures in this country complaining that we don't make them feel welcome and that we hate them because of their religion/dress/traditions/whatever and yet they make some suburbs so unsafe because of their regressive cultural practices and attitides to women that the police have no choice but to suspect everyone one of them and crack down harder on them than they would with anyone else.

Okay, that's about it.  If I've offended anyone, I apologise, but I'm just so sick of the "I'm so special, look at me, look at me" perspective that's pervaded our country these days.

1.  Nobody owes you ANYTHING
2.  If money and bling isn't raining down on you from the sky, then GO OUT AND GET A FRICKING JOB like the rest of us and buy it yourself.  Don't expect anyone to hand it to you.
3.  I seriously needs some love and affection right now  

I'm off to go hide in a corner now.........

I understand Menard asked you to post something controversial, but you've really gone too far here. 

I love the smell of Indian food!

[Doggett]

2.  All men are bastards.

I agree. That's one of the many reasons I prefer women.

Women also have those in-and-out bits that are fun to play with.