Nothing is better than sitting on the toilet at home and the seat is warm. . .
Nothing is worse than sitting on a PUBLIC toilet and the seat is warm. . . .
Being in front of a nice, toasty fire.
Being INSIDE a nice (actually quite painful), toasty (searing) fire.
Drinking hot cinnamon-apple tea with brown sugar on a cold day.
Drinking hot cinnamon-apple tea with brown sugar on a hot day.
There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.
There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone
There is nothing better than feeling the heat as you eat a big, hot, spicy meal.
There is nothing worse than feeling the heat as you CRAP OUT that same big, hot, spicy meal.
WARNING: SLIGHTLY GROSS (although I'm sure we can all identify.)
There is nothing better than taking a nice, powerful, relaxing dump on company time. :teddyr:
There is nothing worse than taking that same dump at 4:30 in the morning after having layed awake in bed for 2 hours trying to convince yourself you don't have to go. :bluesad:
Quote from: Sleepyskull on March 19, 2011, 01:50:39 AM
There is nothing better than taking a nice, powerful, relaxing dump on company time. :teddyr:
There is nothing worse than taking that same dump at 4:30 in the morning after having layed awake in bed for 2 hours trying to convince yourself you don't have to go. :bluesad:
Gross but true :bouncegiggle:
Though at my old job if you stayed too long on the toilet our boss would knock on the door and urge you to hurry up :lookingup:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 19, 2011, 12:17:52 AM
There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.
There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone
Sweetheart-I know the feeling. I met the love of my life, had some wonderful years-the best time of my life. I never-and may never again-love someone so much. She died of cancer.
Her passing left a giant black hole in my life....theirs a pain in my heart all the time...people say it gets easier with time. I need a lot more time,I guess. It's been 2 years....I love her more than ever.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/tarasue.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 19, 2011, 03:09:51 AM
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 19, 2011, 12:17:52 AM
There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.
There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone
Sweetheart-I know the feeling. I met the love of my life, had some wonderful years-the best time of my life. I never-and may never again-love someone so much. She died of cancer.
Her passing left a giant black hole in my life....theirs a pain in my heart all the time...people say it gets easier with time. I need a lot more time,I guess. It's been 2 years....I love her more than ever.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/tarasue.jpg)
I'm sorry for your loss RC. She looks like she was a lot of fun.
She was an oil painter. Did beautiful artwork. We had an antique booth at the old Village Hall. She also did flower arrangements. Her favorite band was the Grateful Dead-an old school hippy. A beautiful heart. If their is a Heaven-she's there.
Life goes on, dear-you seem like a sweet girl-you'll find someone. Youll be ok.
There's nothing better than watching Cathy Bates in "Misery".
There's nothing worse than watching Cathy Bates in "About Schmidt".
There's nothing better than seeing Jessica Simpson naked. . .
There's nothing worse than seeing HOMER Simpson naked. . .
hi
Nothing beter than seeing my wife naked,
Nothing worse than seeing my wife naked ,with that "i'm ready now" glint in her eyes
Quote from: macabre on March 19, 2011, 01:42:51 PM
hi
Nothing beter than seeing my wife naked,
Nothing worse than seeing my wife naked ,with that "i'm ready now" glint in her eyes
I dont get it. You dont like f**king? :question: I like f**king.f**king is one of my favorite things.
There's nothing better than seeing a Ford Pinto Dragster
There's nothing worse than seeing a Ford Pinto STOCK!
Nothing is better than I.
Nothing is worse than my arrogance.
Quote from: Doggett on March 19, 2011, 04:30:04 PM
Nothing is worse than my arrogance.
...or more justified... :thumbup:
Nothing is better than a girl saying 'yes'
Nothing is worse than a girl saying 'yes', when you ask her if she's pregnant. .. .
There's nothing better than cutting a huge relieving fart.
There's nothing worse than cutting a huge relieving fart when asking a girl out.
And, for the old school RPGers out there:
There's nothing better than playing Final Fantasy VI.
There's nothing worse than playing Final Fantasy VI on PlayStation.
There's nothing better than the antics of Ozzy Osbourne in the 60's
There's nothing worse than the antics of Ozzy Osbourne in HIS 60's
Quote from: ghouck on March 19, 2011, 12:29:21 AM
There is nothing better than feeling the heat as you eat a big, hot, spicy meal.
There is nothing worse than feeling the heat as you CRAP OUT that same big, hot, spicy meal.
As one who has done this, all I have to say is, is
you...
ain't...
kiddin' :buggedout:
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 19, 2011, 12:17:52 AM
There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.
There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone
Indeed.
There's nothing better than a nice Smithereens song like
Baby Be Good.There's nothing worse than finding out than finding out that your baby
hasn't been good. :bluesad:
Nothing is better then a good cup for coffee in the morning.
Nothing is worse than a bad craptastic cup fo coffee in the morning.
There's nothing better than coming out of the shower naked in the comfort of your own home.
There's nothing worse than coming out of the shower naked in the comfort of your own home when you thought the bedroom door was closed and giving your visiting mother-in-law a nice peak at the goods.
Nothing is better than a good home cooked dinner.
(http://i54.tinypic.com/27yy7hh.jpg)
Nothing is worse than becoming a good dinner.
Nothing is better than watching a so-bad-it's-good-movie.
Nothing is worse than watching a so-bad-it's-bad movie.
Quote from: Venomx on March 21, 2011, 10:08:00 AM
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:buggedout:
My brain, that image has fried my brain !!!
Up is down, black is white, left is right, Justin Beiber is cool, Trev's undies are crust free, Indy's a democrat, Sister Grace is a Disney Princess...
That image has rocked my world!
I need a lie down...
Nothing is better than relieving a stomach ache with a huge fart.
Nothing is worse than relieving a stomach ache with a huge fart and drawing mud.
Nothing is better than being 47 years old and still getting off work for Spring Break.
Nothing is worse than being 47 years old and going back to work AFTER Spring Break.
Nothing is better than fantasizing about Sister Grace.
Nothing is worse than fantasizing about your sister, Grace.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 21, 2011, 10:22:57 PM
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:wink:
Nothing is better than having the TV all to yourself to watch whatever you want.
Nothing is worse than having the TV all to yourself to watch whatever you want and nothing is on!
Quote from: SPazzo on March 22, 2011, 12:27:13 AM
Nothing is better than having the TV all to yourself to watch whatever you want.
Nothing is worse than having the TV all to yourself to watch whatever you want and nothing is on!
That's why I have a PS3!
(http://playstationlifestyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Feature-Netflix-Discless-Stream-PS3.png)
:twirl:
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on March 22, 2011, 07:54:24 AM
That's why I have a PS3!
I do too. With Netflix as well. But we only have one TV... :bluesad:
Nothing is better than being in the Candyman's store when he's throwing away free candy!
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2ujmt83.jpg)
Nothing is worse than being poor Charlie and having to pay for some candy in the next scene!
(http://i56.tinypic.com/j8k7c4.jpg)
I think Allhallowsday needs to have a talk with this guy lol.