Nothing is better than - Nothing is worse than. . .

[ghouck]

Nothing is better than sitting on the toilet at home and the seat is warm. . .

Nothing is worse than sitting on a PUBLIC toilet and the seat is warm. . . .

[retrorussell]

Being in front of a nice, toasty fire.

Being INSIDE a nice (actually quite painful), toasty (searing) fire.

[claws]

Drinking hot cinnamon-apple tea with brown sugar on a cold day.

Drinking hot cinnamon-apple tea with brown sugar on a hot day.

[Killer Bees]

There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.

There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone

[ghouck]

There is nothing better than feeling the heat as you eat a big, hot, spicy meal.

There is nothing worse than feeling the heat as you CRAP OUT that same big, hot, spicy meal.

[Sleepyskull]

WARNING: SLIGHTLY GROSS  (although I'm sure we can all identify.) 






There is nothing better than taking a nice, powerful, relaxing dump on company time. 

There is nothing worse than taking that same dump at 4:30 in the morning after having layed awake in bed for 2 hours trying to convince yourself you don't have to go. 

[claws]

There is nothing better than taking a nice, powerful, relaxing dump on company time. 

There is nothing worse than taking that same dump at 4:30 in the morning after having layed awake in bed for 2 hours trying to convince yourself you don't have to go. 

Gross but true 
Though at my old job if you stayed too long on the toilet our boss would knock on the door and urge you to hurry up 

[RCMerchant]

There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.

There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone

Sweetheart-I know the feeling. I met the love of my life, had some wonderful years-the best time of my life. I never-and may never again-love someone so much. She died of cancer.

Her passing left a giant black hole in my life....theirs a pain in my heart all the time...people say it gets easier with time. I need a lot more time,I guess. It's been 2 years....I love her more than ever.

[Killer Bees]

There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.

There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone

Sweetheart-I know the feeling. I met the love of my life, had some wonderful years-the best time of my life. I never-and may never again-love someone so much. She died of cancer.

Her passing left a giant black hole in my life....theirs a pain in my heart all the time...people say it gets easier with time. I need a lot more time,I guess. It's been 2 years....I love her more than ever.

I'm sorry for your loss RC.  She looks like she was a lot of fun.

[RCMerchant]

She was an oil painter. Did beautiful artwork. We had an antique booth at the old Village Hall. She also did flower arrangements. Her favorite band was the Grateful Dead-an old school hippy. A beautiful heart. If their is a Heaven-she's there.

Life goes on, dear-you seem like a sweet girl-you'll find someone. Youll be ok.

[Olivia Bauer]

There's nothing better than watching Cathy Bates in "Misery".

There's nothing worse than watching Cathy Bates in "About Schmidt".

[ghouck]

There's nothing better than seeing Jessica Simpson naked. . .

There's nothing worse than seeing HOMER Simpson naked. . .

[macabre]

hi
Nothing beter than seeing my wife naked,

Nothing worse than seeing my wife naked ,with that "i'm ready now" glint in her eyes

[RCMerchant]

hi
Nothing beter than seeing my wife naked,

Nothing worse than seeing my wife naked ,with that "i'm ready now" glint in her eyes

I dont get it. You dont like f**king?  I like f**king.f**king is one of my favorite things.

[Leah]

There's nothing better than seeing a Ford Pinto Dragster
There's nothing worse than seeing a Ford Pinto STOCK!