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Title: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 01, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
http://www.wafb.com/story/15354485/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-pink-blow-up-pool-raft

Oddly I can't come up with a pun for this...
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Doggett on September 01, 2011, 03:26:51 PM
We've ALL been there...
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 01, 2011, 03:31:52 PM
Gives new meaning to "getting blown".  :teddyr:
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 01, 2011, 05:30:34 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 01, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
http://www.wafb.com/story/15354485/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-pink-blow-up-pool-raft

Oddly I can't come up with a pun for this...

Really? I can think up a raft of puns.
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Criswell on September 01, 2011, 06:29:03 PM
I think this is being blown out of proportion, as long as it floats his boat i'm fine with it!
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: RCMerchant on September 01, 2011, 06:34:47 PM

YOUR NEXT.

"NOOOooooOOOoo!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/4159149837_2b5c1e6212_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: indianasmith on September 01, 2011, 10:13:24 PM
Honestly, officer!! They just make condoms too darn big these days!!!
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 02, 2011, 12:53:18 PM
Whatever floats yer boat I say.
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Mr. DS on September 02, 2011, 12:58:02 PM
This is the true cost of inflation.
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: odinn7 on September 04, 2011, 08:48:08 PM
Holy sh*t! That was my raft! I wondered who she ran off with.
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on September 06, 2011, 04:15:01 PM
From the article:
"When the neighbor yelled at Tobergta, he stopped, pulled up his pants, and threw the raft over a fence."

Oooo....he kidnapped the raft too, huh?  Depending on the material the raft was composed of, and whether or not the contact was consensual,  the guy could be facing rape and "rubbery" charges....
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: AndyC on September 06, 2011, 08:37:13 PM
The inflatable pumpkin makes a certain amount of sense, being a Jack-o-lantern and all.
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Leah on September 06, 2011, 10:58:37 PM
So this guy has a rubber fetish?
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: bob on September 07, 2011, 11:38:57 PM
he must really like Jack-o-Lanterns
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 08, 2011, 01:59:55 PM
Quote from: bob on September 07, 2011, 11:38:57 PM
he must really like Jack-o-Lanterns

Jack-off Lanterns  :wink:
Title: Re: Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin
Post by: Silverlady on September 08, 2011, 02:38:00 PM



    Hallo ... weenie?             Uh, did I say that??    :wink:                   
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