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Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin

Started by Ed, Ego and Superego, September 01, 2011, 03:11:09 PM

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Ed, Ego and Superego

September 01, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Doggett

#1
September 01, 2011, 03:26:51 PM
We've ALL been there...
                                             

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Psycho Circus

#2
September 01, 2011, 03:31:52 PM
Gives new meaning to "getting blown".  :teddyr:

Rev. Powell

#3
September 01, 2011, 05:30:34 PM
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Criswell

#4
September 01, 2011, 06:29:03 PM
I think this is being blown out of proportion, as long as it floats his boat i'm fine with it!

RCMerchant

#5
September 01, 2011, 06:34:47 PM

YOUR NEXT.

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indianasmith

#6
September 01, 2011, 10:13:24 PM
Honestly, officer!! They just make condoms too darn big these days!!!
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Ed, Ego and Superego

#7
September 02, 2011, 12:53:18 PM
Whatever floats yer boat I say.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Mr. DS

#8
September 02, 2011, 12:58:02 PM
This is the true cost of inflation.
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odinn7

#9
September 04, 2011, 08:48:08 PM
Holy sh*t! That was my raft! I wondered who she ran off with.
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Umaril The Unfeathered

#10
September 06, 2011, 04:15:01 PM
From the article:
"When the neighbor yelled at Tobergta, he stopped, pulled up his pants, and threw the raft over a fence."

Oooo....he kidnapped the raft too, huh?  Depending on the material the raft was composed of, and whether or not the contact was consensual,  the guy could be facing rape and "rubbery" charges....
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An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

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AndyC

#11
September 06, 2011, 08:37:13 PM
The inflatable pumpkin makes a certain amount of sense, being a Jack-o-lantern and all.
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Leah

#12
September 06, 2011, 10:58:37 PM
So this guy has a rubber fetish?
yeah no.

bob

#13
September 07, 2011, 11:38:57 PM
he must really like Jack-o-Lanterns
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#14
September 08, 2011, 01:59:55 PM
Quote from: bob on September 07, 2011, 11:38:57 PM
he must really like Jack-o-Lanterns

Jack-off Lanterns  :wink:
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