http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
At least it didn't say Mini as this one guy did to win a Mini Cooper. :lookingup:
I've got barber pole stripes on mine.
Reminds me of a joke:
A guy gets his fiancee's name tattooed on his penis. Her name was "Wendy," and when he was limp, all that could be seen of the tattoo was the letters W-Y.
He marries Wendy and they go on a honeymoon to Jamaica. They're at a nude beach and the guy notices that the Jamaican dude standing next to him at the outdoor bar has a tattoo on his penis too, and it sez "W-Y."
He asks, "Hey, is your wife's name Wendy, too?"
The Jamaican dude sez "Naw, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day."
...I didn't say it was a GOOD joke. :teddyr:
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on January 10, 2012, 10:09:07 PM
Reminds me of a joke:
A guy gets his fiancee's name tattooed on his penis. Her name was "Wendy," and when he was limp, all that could be seen of the tattoo was the letters W-Y.
He marries Wendy and they go on a honeymoon to Jamaica. They're at a nude beach and the guy notices that the Jamaican dude standing next to him at the outdoor bar has a tattoo on his penis too, and it sez "W-Y."
He asks, "Hey, is your wife's name Wendy, too?"
The Jamaican dude sez "Naw, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day."
...I didn't say it was a GOOD joke. :teddyr:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
He just needs to keep the blood flowing. I would recommend a vigorous massage two or three times a day.