man gets tattoo on his male member

[bob]

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

[Leah]

At least it didn't say Mini as this one guy did to win a Mini Cooper.

[akiratubo]

I've got barber pole stripes on mine.

[FatFreddysCat]

Reminds me of a joke:

A guy gets his fiancee's name tattooed on his penis. Her name was "Wendy," and when he was limp, all that could be seen of the tattoo was the letters W-Y.

He marries Wendy and they go on a honeymoon to Jamaica. They're at a nude beach and the guy notices that the Jamaican dude standing next to him at the outdoor bar has a tattoo on his penis too, and it sez "W-Y."

He asks, "Hey, is your wife's name Wendy, too?"
The Jamaican dude sez "Naw, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day."

...I didn't say it was a GOOD joke. 

[Trevor]

Reminds me of a joke:

A guy gets his fiancee's name tattooed on his penis. Her name was "Wendy," and when he was limp, all that could be seen of the tattoo was the letters W-Y.

He marries Wendy and they go on a honeymoon to Jamaica. They're at a nude beach and the guy notices that the Jamaican dude standing next to him at the outdoor bar has a tattoo on his penis too, and it sez "W-Y."

He asks, "Hey, is your wife's name Wendy, too?"
The Jamaican dude sez "Naw, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day."

...I didn't say it was a GOOD joke. 

[AndyC]

He just needs to keep the blood flowing. I would recommend a vigorous massage two or three times a day.