Take a movie of your choice, and make your own tagline for it. Make it silly, make it better than its theatrical trailer/poster taglines, whatever.
Example:
HUMONGOUS (1982)
It's humongous.. it's got fungus.. and it's among us!
SPEED (1994)
If the bus goes below 50mph then it will literally explode.. aargh...what's going to happen?!
Double feature of I DRINK YOUR BLOOD and I EAT YOUR SKIN:
And coming soon.. I CUT YOUR HAIR!!!
JAWS (1975)
Don't go swimming down on Amity beach, there's something nasty in the water! (a shark)
I'm not very good at this.
Quote from: zombie #1 on August 04, 2012, 06:35:13 AM
JAWS (1975)
Don't go swimming down on Amity beach, there's something nasty in the water! (a shark)
I'm not very good at this.
Eh, it just takes practice.
Maybe:
There's something nasty in the water.. and it's not poop!
~also~
WISHMASTER
It's ancient.. it's evil.. and it's not your mother-in-law!
STAR TREK V :Shatner Directs. But watch it anyway.
STAR WARS Ep1 THE PHANTOM MENACE: See Darth Vader start out pouty, and get better at it.
For any of the remastered STAR WARS movies:
--The "Crapped On By Lucas" Edition!
TREVOR'S UNDERPANTS 2: RETURN OF THE SKIDMARKS
They're alive...............and we can't kill them! :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
Quote from: retrorussell on August 03, 2012, 06:00:27 PM
Double feature of I DRINK YOUR BLOOD and I EAT YOUR SKIN:
And coming soon.. I CUT YOUR HAIR!!!
:bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: Flangepart on August 06, 2012, 08:58:04 AM
STAR TREK V :Shatner Directs. But watch it anyway.
:teddyr: :teddyr:
Did you perhaps read my review of THAT on here? :smile:
Any film by Michael Bay:
"See chase scenes! See stuff blowin' up! See stuff crash! Lather, rinse, repeat!"
Prometheus :
This ain't no myth.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD:
--The most terrifying oxymoron of all time!
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN:
--Coming soon: SOREBUTT MOUNTAIN