Make your own film taglines!

[retrorussell]

Take a movie of your choice, and make your own tagline for it.  Make it silly, make it better than its theatrical trailer/poster taglines, whatever.

Example:
HUMONGOUS (1982)
It's humongous.. it's got fungus.. and it's among us!

[zombie no.one]

SPEED (1994)
If the bus goes below 50mph then it will literally explode.. aargh...what's going to happen?!

[retrorussell]

Double feature of I DRINK YOUR BLOOD and I EAT YOUR SKIN:
And coming soon.. I CUT YOUR HAIR!!!

[zombie no.one]

JAWS (1975)
Don't go swimming down on Amity beach, there's something nasty in the water! (a shark)


I'm not very good at this.

[retrorussell]

JAWS (1975)
Don't go swimming down on Amity beach, there's something nasty in the water! (a shark)


I'm not very good at this.

Eh, it just takes practice.
Maybe:
There's something nasty in the water.. and it's not poop!
~also~
WISHMASTER
It's ancient.. it's evil.. and it's not your mother-in-law!

[Flangepart]

STAR TREK V :Shatner Directs. But watch it anyway.

STAR WARS Ep1 THE PHANTOM MENACE: See Darth Vader start out pouty, and get better at it.

[retrorussell]

For any of the remastered STAR WARS movies:
--The "Crapped On By Lucas" Edition!

[Trevor]

TREVOR'S UNDERPANTS 2: RETURN OF THE SKIDMARKS

They're alive...............and we can't kill them! 

[Trevor]

Double feature of I DRINK YOUR BLOOD and I EAT YOUR SKIN:
And coming soon.. I CUT YOUR HAIR!!!

[Trevor]

STAR TREK V :Shatner Directs. But watch it anyway.

Did you perhaps read my review of THAT on here? 

[FatFreddysCat]

Any film by Michael Bay:

"See chase scenes! See stuff blowin' up! See stuff crash! Lather, rinse, repeat!"

[Trevor]

Prometheus :

This ain't no myth.

[retrorussell]

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD:
--The most terrifying oxymoron of all time!

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN:
--Coming soon: SOREBUTT MOUNTAIN