Good, now that I'm all alone I can finally enact my evil master plan to ....
Hey. HEY! I see you reading this thread. I told you not to do that! Some people just can't follow directions.
You CANNOT plan the destruction of the universe without my input. As soon as all these tourists leave, we will work it out together.
The rest of you - MOVE ALONG NOW! Nothing to see here!!!
SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE NO SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tongueout:
I didn't read this thread. I just figured I reply to it.
Yes...I read the thread. But I want to help! I have my own tools. And a Debit card. And even though I read this I can be forced to follow instructions. Please let me help. If you don't,well,then I'm telling.
Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"
http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html
Quote from: Bushma on February 14, 2013, 02:21:17 PM
Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"
http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html
Good move, that.
Hey, I wanna help destroy the universe too!!!
Sorry,looking for the bathroom
QuoteI will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
And get caught.
QuoteI will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
Too easy to get caught.
QuoteI will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.
Good for later on, once your power is established. In the beginning, you'll get caught.
QuoteDespite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
Awwww... Your taking all the fun out of it!
QuoteAny and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed.
That won't stop them. They'll get it from pirates, like out-of-print movies.
QuoteI will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.
Good idea, but where will you get them?
QuoteNo matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructable except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
Good in theory, but difficult, if not impossible, to implement.
All other ideas should work.
(I'm just doing this for fun. My critiques are meant as comedy. I have no plans to become an overlord, and I realize this list is meant as comedy. I hope. :wink:)
Don't Open Till Doomsday? Great, now I'm probably going to get stuck in some weird vortex with a box demon....
Quote from: Bushma on February 14, 2013, 02:21:17 PM
Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"
http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html
The problem with tha list is it takes all the fun out of being an evil overlord.
Really, once you take away the elaborate death traps, the maniacal laughter, the nazi uniforms with skulls and spikes, the gloat5ing over your fallen foes, and all that stuff, what's left? You might as well just be a regular politician at that point.
Is this like The Ring where people will die in 7 days after reading this thread?
Nonsense! I read it seven days ago and - ERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :buggedout:
OKAY! I won't! Jeez! :lookingup: :lookingup: :lookingup:
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on February 16, 2013, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: Bushma on February 14, 2013, 02:21:17 PM
Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"
http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html
The problem with tha list is it takes all the fun out of being an evil overlord.
Really, once you take away the elaborate death traps, the maniacal laughter, the nazi uniforms with skulls and spikes, the gloat5ing over your fallen foes, and all that stuff, what's left? You might as well just be a regular politician at that point.
Ah...and what, pray tell, is scarier than a politician?
Seriouslly, a politico is just an evil overlord with no fashion sense.
Except for the late Mohamar Kadaffyduck.
What the? Two pages? I'll never get anything done now.
Join me in my underground fortress of decrepitude and we will finish our plans!
The rest of you . . . . talk among yourselves.
But not on this thread. :teddyr:
Okay! 1) I am a woman ... OFF COURSE I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE DIRECTIONS! and 2) When planing world dominations always have an evil sidekick and the evil mastermind. I am applying for that possition cause helping an evil dude take over the world is kinda the best thing I could have going for me considering how my life is.
What, no love for the mad scientist? Unless the Evil Overlord IS an MS, he needs the real heft a scientifically misanthropic recluse can give the 'ol army's of doom, yeah?
Quote from: indianasmith on February 17, 2013, 12:51:33 AM
Nonsense! I read it seven days ago and - ERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :buggedout:
I had a friend who dropped dead after he read a strange book one time..what a
novel way to go! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: WingedSerpent on February 18, 2013, 09:34:06 PM
What the? Two pages? I'll never get anything done now.
See, that's what happens when you say "Free Beer"
Face it! Your diabolical plot doesn't stand a chance until you're ready to accept that it requires you having an open dialog with your peers!
But, never open dio with the Boss. It tends to get you disintigrated.
Quote from: Flangepart on February 20, 2013, 09:35:28 AM
But, never open dio with the Boss. It tends to get you disintigrated.
Or, if the Boss is Darth Vader, choked.