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"Why...oh, why didn't listen to you. The coconut crab is loose, and it took little Timmy as a hostage!"
Fear not, Timmy is hiding in the garbage can!
Dammit, I told you to kill it first!
Quote from: indianasmith on February 18, 2013, 11:28:00 PM
Fear not, Timmy is hiding in the garbage can!
See the sequel to this comment in the "Feeling Crabby" thread!
Man: Honey, what's wrong?
Woman: I forgot I had glue on my hands and I put them on my face! They're stuck!
Kathy was mortified. Her dinner party was ruined due to her silent fart following through.
Quote from: Flangepart on February 18, 2013, 06:55:19 PM
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"Oh, when will these flashbacks to Vietnam ever end!"
Jack: Darling,why are you crying?
Jane: My nose fell into the soup again. I told you you shouldn't have married a Zombie!
Quote from: Flangepart on February 18, 2013, 06:55:19 PM
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"Oh Ward, what have you done? You've ruined our dinner!"
"Oh for heaven's sake, June, the oven was only on 850 degrees..."