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Dinner is ruined. It got away!

Started by Flangepart, February 18, 2013, 06:55:19 PM

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Flangepart



"Why...oh, why didn't listen to you. The coconut crab is loose, and it took little Timmy as a hostage!"
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

indianasmith

Fear not, Timmy is hiding in the garbage can!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Leah

Dammit, I told you to kill it first!
yeah no.

indianasmith

Quote from: indianasmith on February 18, 2013, 11:28:00 PM
Fear not, Timmy is hiding in the garbage can!

See the sequel to this comment in the "Feeling Crabby" thread!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

Man: Honey, what's wrong?
Woman: I forgot I had glue on my hands and I put them on my face!  They're stuck!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Texdar

Kathy was mortified.  Her dinner party was  ruined due to her silent fart following through.
I bent my wookie!

Flangepart

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

tracy

Jack: Darling,why are you crying?

Jane: My nose fell into the soup again. I told you you shouldn't have married a Zombie!
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Umaril Has Returned

Quote from: Flangepart on February 18, 2013, 06:55:19 PM


"Oh Ward, what have you done? You've ruined our dinner!"

"Oh for heaven's sake, June, the oven was only on 850 degrees..."