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Title: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Bushma on July 10, 2013, 10:46:22 PM
That's right!  You saw that correctly!  I'm not going to say how I happened upon this website, because then it'll just lead to comments that don't need to be made.  

According to the website (http://www.gatorsharkmovie.com/ ) it's currently in pre-production, but judging from the picture below it looks to be one of the greatest movies in the last 10 years.

(http://www.gatorsharkmovie.com/images/webposter.jpg)
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 10, 2013, 10:50:52 PM
In pre production meaning it will likely be done by Sunday night
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 10, 2013, 11:04:41 PM
QuoteI'm not going to say how I happened upon this website, because then it'll just lead to comments that don't need to be made. 
Googling naked half alligator zombies again, I see. 
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: indianasmith on July 10, 2013, 11:54:29 PM
I am IN.  I am beyond IN.  I am already in love with this film.  If it does not win an Oscar, I may very well blow up the Motion Picture Academy in protest!!!!! :teddyr:
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: indianasmith on July 10, 2013, 11:56:34 PM
BTW, your link doesn't work - DARN IT!!!!! :hot: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 11, 2013, 12:41:37 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 10, 2013, 11:56:34 PM
BTW, your link doesn't work - DARN IT!!!!! :hot: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Use this.
http://gatorsharkmovie.com/

Although honestly, there isn't much to see on the website. 
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Jack on July 11, 2013, 06:20:38 AM
Count me in  :teddyr:  I'll pre-order the DVD, as long as it's under five bucks.
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: indianasmith on July 11, 2013, 07:42:36 AM
Thanks, CSM - I was hoping for a trailer or something.  This movie sounds pretty cool.
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Flangepart on July 11, 2013, 08:09:11 AM
First SHARKNADO, now this...(sniff)...it's an embarrassment of riches, I tells ya...
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Bushma on July 11, 2013, 08:45:28 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 10, 2013, 11:56:34 PM
BTW, your link doesn't work - DARN IT!!!!! :hot: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Fixed it.
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Bushma on July 11, 2013, 08:50:31 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on July 10, 2013, 11:04:41 PM
QuoteI'm not going to say how I happened upon this website, because then it'll just lead to comments that don't need to be made. 
Goggling naked half alligator zombies again, I see. 

Kinda yea. I was searching for zombie pictures, then I noticed the zombie pinup girls, then it went to zombie cheerleaders, and it kinda devolved from there.
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on July 11, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
And what exactly are zombies supposed to do against a huge gatorshark? For that matter, why is it that the only animals these movies ever seem to use are gators and sharks? I mean, I love both but it's always gators and sharks!
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Bushma on July 11, 2013, 10:07:09 AM
Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on July 11, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
And what exactly are zombies supposed to do against a huge gatorshark? For that matter, why is it that the only animals these movies ever seem to use are gators and sharks? I mean, I love both but it's always gators and sharks!

Ok let's try to clear this up.

1. They aren't zombies, they are zombie cheerleaders. They can seduce the poor creature. Think about this for a minute. You are confronted by a zombie cheerleader, she shakes her Pom poms, giggles and says "You're cute!"  First you'd be stunned, then she says "I want you." Now you're speechless, then she asks "Can my friends join us?"  Now you are powerless!  That's what they'd do!

2. Gators and sharks are the big scary water animals. It'd be hard to have a horror movie where the "monster" is a beaver/otter hybrid. You'd spend the whole movie saying "oh! Look at how he cranked that man's skull open. It's so cute!"
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Javakoala on July 11, 2013, 12:31:51 PM
I'm still waiting for The Asylum to make "The Great Northfield Squirrel Holocaust". Hell, I'd donate money to have it made!!!
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Flangepart on July 11, 2013, 12:40:36 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on July 11, 2013, 12:31:51 PM
I'm still waiting for The Asylum to make "The Great Northfield Squirrel Holocaust". Hell, I'd donate money to have it made!!!
I can see that!
The title alone would get people to say "Well, that sounds different."
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Torgo on July 12, 2013, 02:33:55 PM
This looks even worse than the dreck that Asylum cranks out on a monthly (if not daily) basis.
Title: Re: Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders
Post by: Flangepart on July 12, 2013, 05:15:26 PM
Quote from: Torgo on July 12, 2013, 02:33:55 PM
This looks even worse than the dreck that Asylum cranks out on a monthly (if not daily) basis.
Gag, dude...I'm not sure that's even possible, on a quantum level. better call Stephen hawking.