Gatorshark vs Zombie Cheerleaders

[Bushma]

That's right!  You saw that correctly!  I'm not going to say how I happened upon this website, because then it'll just lead to comments that don't need to be made.  

According to the website (http://www.gatorsharkmovie.com/ ) it's currently in pre-production, but judging from the picture below it looks to be one of the greatest movies in the last 10 years.

[lester1/2jr]

In pre production meaning it will likely be done by Sunday night

[Chainsawmidget]

I'm not going to say how I happened upon this website, because then it'll just lead to comments that don't need to be made. 

Googling naked half alligator zombies again, I see. 

[indianasmith]

I am IN.  I am beyond IN.  I am already in love with this film.  If it does not win an Oscar, I may very well blow up the Motion Picture Academy in protest!!!!!

[indianasmith]

BTW, your link doesn't work - DARN IT!!!!!

[Chainsawmidget]

BTW, your link doesn't work - DARN IT!!!!!

Use this.
http://gatorsharkmovie.com/

Although honestly, there isn't much to see on the website. 

[Jack]

Count me in    I'll pre-order the DVD, as long as it's under five bucks.

[indianasmith]

Thanks, CSM - I was hoping for a trailer or something.  This movie sounds pretty cool.

[Flangepart]

First SHARKNADO, now this...(sniff)...it's an embarrassment of riches, I tells ya...

[Bushma]

BTW, your link doesn't work - DARN IT!!!!!

Fixed it.

[Bushma]

I'm not going to say how I happened upon this website, because then it'll just lead to comments that don't need to be made. 

Goggling naked half alligator zombies again, I see. 

Kinda yea. I was searching for zombie pictures, then I noticed the zombie pinup girls, then it went to zombie cheerleaders, and it kinda devolved from there.

[SynapticBoomstick]

And what exactly are zombies supposed to do against a huge gatorshark? For that matter, why is it that the only animals these movies ever seem to use are gators and sharks? I mean, I love both but it's always gators and sharks!

[Bushma]

And what exactly are zombies supposed to do against a huge gatorshark? For that matter, why is it that the only animals these movies ever seem to use are gators and sharks? I mean, I love both but it's always gators and sharks!

Ok let's try to clear this up.

1. They aren't zombies, they are zombie cheerleaders. They can seduce the poor creature. Think about this for a minute. You are confronted by a zombie cheerleader, she shakes her Pom poms, giggles and says "You're cute!"  First you'd be stunned, then she says "I want you." Now you're speechless, then she asks "Can my friends join us?"  Now you are powerless!  That's what they'd do!

2. Gators and sharks are the big scary water animals. It'd be hard to have a horror movie where the "monster" is a beaver/otter hybrid. You'd spend the whole movie saying "oh! Look at how he cranked that man's skull open. It's so cute!"

[Javakoala]

I'm still waiting for The Asylum to make "The Great Northfield Squirrel Holocaust". Hell, I'd donate money to have it made!!!

[Flangepart]

I'm still waiting for The Asylum to make "The Great Northfield Squirrel Holocaust". Hell, I'd donate money to have it made!!!

I can see that!
The title alone would get people to say "Well, that sounds different."