IMDb currently lists a total of 2,298 Feature Films rated between 2.0 - 2.9. The idea of this thread is to talk about favorite or non-favorite movies with these IMDb ratings only.
Based on IMDb voting counts, these are the ten most voted (popular) feature films:
01. (2.6 / 75,073 votes) - Meet the Spartans (2008)
02. (2.2 / 73,772 votes) - Epic Movie (2007)
03. (2.4 / 55,339 votes) - Battlefield Earth (2000)
04. (2.6 / 43,630 votes) - Date Movie (2006)
05. (2.4 / 36,498 votes) - Gigli (2003)
06. (2.3 / 33,301 votes) - Alone in the Dark (2005)
07. (2.1 / 28,707 votes) - Son of the Mask (2005)
08. (2.0 / 28,053 votes) - House of the Dead (2003)
09. (2.8 / 27,368 votes) - BloodRayne (2005)
10. (2.7 / 24,211 votes) - Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
I actually own four of those on DVD.
Battlefield Earth wasn't all that bad IMO. Not that I'd go out of my way to watch it again, but I enjoyed it the first time.
Alone in the Dark was a mess. Kind of a cool premise but it ended there. Too much bad CGI and too little of everything else.
House of the Dead was good fun. Got that on DVD. Like a whirling dervish of stupidity.
Bloodrayne is okay. Seemed like Loken was stoned during most of it but she looked very nice.
Jaws the Revenge - Michael Caine and some banal woman stand around and talk. That's all I really remember. I barely made it to the laughable shark attack at the end.
Meet the Spartans/Epic Movie - Setzer and Friedberg just stole money from you. That's what happened. If you bought the DVD, you're just dumb.
Battlefield Earth - A pretty bad sci-fi, and one of the worse ideas in Travolta's career.
Son of the Mask - A mediocre, soulless, cgi-filled, sequel to the only Jim Carey film I can watch without wanting to put my head in a trash compactor.
House of The Dead/Alone in the Dark - Has nothing to do with the original video games. If Uwe Boll doesn't care why the hell should I?
BloodRayne - A bad game with tits equals out to a bad movie with tits. This movie is great if you like tits.
Out of those I've seen Epic Movie, Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Gigli and Battlefield Earth. They're rated way too high.
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 01, 2013, 06:15:52 PM
BloodRayne - A bad game with tits equals out to a bad movie with tits. This movie is great if you like tits.
You just described Tomb Raider. I like tits.
Quote from: zelmo73 on November 03, 2013, 03:40:12 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 01, 2013, 06:15:52 PM
BloodRayne - A bad game with tits equals out to a bad movie with tits. This movie is great if you like tits.
You just described Tomb Raider. I like tits.
Zelmo73 2016!!!! You have my vote on that platform.
"Jaws-the Revenge" was one of the worst sequels I've ever seen and definitely one of the most pointless....and yes,I saw the thing in the theater.
1990s only:
01. (2.9 / 20,176 votes) - Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
02. (2.5 / 19,149 votes) - Troll 2 (1990)
03. (2.6 / 17,675 votes) - Kazaam (1996)
04. (2.3 / 14,121 votes) - Baby Geniuses (1999)
05. (2.9 / 12,327 votes) - The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
06. (2.5 / 07,778 votes) - It's Pat (1994)
07. (2.5 / 07,716 votes) - 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
08. (2.2 / 07,114 votes) - Santa with Muscles (1996)
09. (2.7 / 06,919 votes) - Steel (1997)
10. (2.4 / 06,788 votes) - Cool as Ice (1991)
Quote from: claws on November 06, 2013, 12:15:49 PM
1990s only:
01. (2.9 / 20,176 votes) - Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
02. (2.5 / 19,149 votes) - Troll 2 (1990)
03. (2.6 / 17,675 votes) - Kazaam (1996)
04. (2.3 / 14,121 votes) - Baby Geniuses (1999)
05. (2.9 / 12,327 votes) - The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
06. (2.5 / 07,778 votes) - It's Pat (1994)
07. (2.5 / 07,716 votes) - 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
08. (2.2 / 07,114 votes) - Santa with Muscles (1996)
09. (2.7 / 06,919 votes) - Steel (1997)
10. (2.4 / 06,788 votes) - Cool as Ice (1991)
I remember watching Pat on SNL and it weirded me out then,too.
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTcxNDI4Nzg4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjkyNTQyMQ@@._V1_.jpg)
Did they ever find out what Pat is?
Quote from: claws on November 06, 2013, 12:15:49 PM
1990s only:
01. (2.9 / 20,176 votes) - Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
02. (2.5 / 19,149 votes) - Troll 2 (1990)
03. (2.6 / 17,675 votes) - Kazaam (1996)
04. (2.3 / 14,121 votes) - Baby Geniuses (1999)
05. (2.9 / 12,327 votes) - The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
06. (2.5 / 07,778 votes) - It's Pat (1994)
07. (2.5 / 07,716 votes) - 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
08. (2.2 / 07,114 votes) - Santa with Muscles (1996)
09. (2.7 / 06,919 votes) - Steel (1997)
10. (2.4 / 06,788 votes) - Cool as Ice (1991)
It's not fair that the IMDB users decided that the glorious Troll 2 is with all those steaming piles of crap.
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 01, 2013, 06:15:52 PM
BloodRayne - A bad game with tits equals out to a bad movie with tits. This movie is great if you like tits.
You say as if that's a bad thing. :tongueout:
Quote from: zelmo73 on November 06, 2013, 07:10:33 PM
Did they ever find out what Pat is?
I just don't remember....time for Google. :wink:
Looking for new and cheesy releases with 2.0 - 2.9 ratings?
01. (2.6 / 2,006 votes) - 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)
02. (2.8 / 1,285 votes) - InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
03. (2.8 / 1,103 votes) - Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (2013)
04. (2.8 / 1,049 votes) - The Cloth (2013)
05. (2.1 / 1,028 votes) - Jack the Giant Killer (2013)
06. (2.2 / 0,776 votes) - Zombie Massacre (2013)
07. (2.3 / 0,737 votes) - 500 MPH Storm (2013)
08. (2.0 / 0,627 votes) - Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
09. (2.5 / 0,508 votes) - 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013)
10. (2.7 / 0,493 votes) - Jurassic Attack (2013)
Quote from: claws on November 08, 2013, 11:24:49 AM
01. (2.6 / 2,006 votes) - 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)
02. (2.8 / 1,285 votes) - InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
04. (2.8 / 1,049 votes) - The Cloth (2013)
06. (2.2 / 0,776 votes) - Zombie Massacre (2013)
Did someone look at the Create a Bad Movie Title thread, they are all uninspired.
Quote03. (2.8 / 1,103 votes) - Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (2013)
05. (2.1 / 1,028 votes) - Jack the Giant Killer (2013)
07. (2.3 / 0,737 votes) - 500 MPH Storm (2013)
08. (2.0 / 0,627 votes) - Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
09. (2.5 / 0,508 votes) - 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013)
10. (2.7 / 0,493 votes) - Jurassic Attack (2013)
I'd pay money to see them had I known about them.
Quote from: claws on November 08, 2013, 11:24:49 AM
08. (2.0 / 0,627 votes) - Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
I saw this earlier this year. It is glorious! :teddyr:
New movies joining the club:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPAmaAgRUzw
Devils of War (2013) Rating: 2/10 - This looks actually like fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAAsUxilC6c
Alien Showdown: The Day the Old West Stood Still (2013) Rating: 2.1/10 - Most blatant Pretador rip off :bouncegiggle:
A few new 2014 arrivals:
NSFW Seed 2: The New Breed (2.2/10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY50kL6ZrVo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY50kL6ZrVo)
Apocalypse Pompeii (2.3/10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBSqOmeGs-M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBSqOmeGs-M)
Haunting of the Innocent (2.5/10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT73JMcRNk8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT73JMcRNk8)
Voodoo Possession (2.6/10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAhBP592jIU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAhBP592jIU)
American Weapon (2.8/10)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=593YfOm7Gc0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=593YfOm7Gc0)