The IMDb 2.0 - 2.9 Rated Movie Club

[claws]

IMDb currently lists a total of 2,298 Feature Films rated between 2.0 - 2.9. The idea of this thread is to talk about favorite or non-favorite movies with these IMDb ratings only.

Based on IMDb voting counts, these are the ten most voted (popular) feature films:

01. (2.6 / 75,073 votes) - Meet the Spartans (2008)
02. (2.2 / 73,772 votes) - Epic Movie (2007)
03. (2.4 / 55,339 votes) - Battlefield Earth (2000)
04. (2.6 / 43,630 votes) - Date Movie (2006)
05. (2.4 / 36,498 votes) - Gigli (2003)
06. (2.3 / 33,301 votes) - Alone in the Dark (2005)
07. (2.1 / 28,707 votes) - Son of the Mask (2005)
08. (2.0 / 28,053 votes) - House of the Dead (2003)
09. (2.8 / 27,368 votes) - BloodRayne (2005)
10. (2.7 / 24,211 votes) - Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

I actually own four of those on DVD.

[Jack]

Battlefield Earth wasn't all that bad IMO.  Not that I'd go out of my way to watch it again, but I enjoyed it the first time.

Alone in the Dark was a mess.  Kind of a cool premise but it ended there.  Too much bad CGI and too little of everything else.

House of the Dead was good fun.  Got that on DVD.  Like a whirling dervish of stupidity.

Bloodrayne is okay.  Seemed like Loken was stoned during most of it but she looked very nice.

Jaws the Revenge - Michael Caine and some banal woman stand around and talk.  That's all I really remember.  I barely made it to the laughable shark attack at the end.

[Olivia Bauer]

Meet the Spartans/Epic Movie - Setzer and Friedberg just stole money from you. That's what happened. If you bought the DVD, you're just dumb.
Battlefield Earth - A pretty bad sci-fi, and one of the worse ideas in Travolta's career.
Son of the Mask - A mediocre, soulless, cgi-filled, sequel to the only Jim Carey film I can watch without wanting to put my head in a trash compactor.
House of The Dead/Alone in the Dark - Has nothing to do with the original video games. If Uwe Boll doesn't care why the hell should I?
BloodRayne - A bad game with tits equals out to a bad movie with tits. This movie is great if you like tits.

[bob]

Out of those I've seen Epic Movie, Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Gigli and Battlefield Earth. They're rated way too high.

[zelmo73]

BloodRayne - A bad game with tits equals out to a bad movie with tits. This movie is great if you like tits.

You just described Tomb Raider. I like tits.

[Couchtr26]

BloodRayne - A bad game with tits equals out to a bad movie with tits. This movie is great if you like tits.

You just described Tomb Raider. I like tits.

Zelmo73 2016!!!! You have my vote on that platform. 

[tracy]

"Jaws-the Revenge" was one of the worst sequels I've ever seen and definitely one of the most pointless....and yes,I saw the thing in the theater.

[claws]

1990s only:

01. (2.9 / 20,176 votes) - Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
02. (2.5 / 19,149 votes) - Troll 2 (1990)
03. (2.6 / 17,675 votes) - Kazaam (1996)
04. (2.3 / 14,121 votes) - Baby Geniuses (1999)
05. (2.9 / 12,327 votes) - The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
06. (2.5 / 07,778 votes) - It's Pat (1994)
07. (2.5 / 07,716 votes) - 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
08. (2.2 / 07,114 votes) - Santa with Muscles (1996)
09. (2.7 / 06,919 votes) - Steel (1997)
10. (2.4 / 06,788 votes) - Cool as Ice (1991)

[tracy]

1990s only:

01. (2.9 / 20,176 votes) - Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
02. (2.5 / 19,149 votes) - Troll 2 (1990)
03. (2.6 / 17,675 votes) - Kazaam (1996)
04. (2.3 / 14,121 votes) - Baby Geniuses (1999)
05. (2.9 / 12,327 votes) - The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
06. (2.5 / 07,778 votes) - It's Pat (1994)
07. (2.5 / 07,716 votes) - 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
08. (2.2 / 07,114 votes) - Santa with Muscles (1996)
09. (2.7 / 06,919 votes) - Steel (1997)
10. (2.4 / 06,788 votes) - Cool as Ice (1991)

I remember watching Pat on SNL and it weirded me out then,too.

[zelmo73]

Did they ever find out what Pat is?

[bob]

1990s only:

01. (2.9 / 20,176 votes) - Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
02. (2.5 / 19,149 votes) - Troll 2 (1990)
03. (2.6 / 17,675 votes) - Kazaam (1996)
04. (2.3 / 14,121 votes) - Baby Geniuses (1999)
05. (2.9 / 12,327 votes) - The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
06. (2.5 / 07,778 votes) - It's Pat (1994)
07. (2.5 / 07,716 votes) - 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
08. (2.2 / 07,114 votes) - Santa with Muscles (1996)
09. (2.7 / 06,919 votes) - Steel (1997)
10. (2.4 / 06,788 votes) - Cool as Ice (1991)

It's not fair that the IMDB users decided that the glorious Troll 2 is with all those steaming piles of crap.

[Leah]

BloodRayne - A bad game with tits equals out to a bad movie with tits. This movie is great if you like tits.

You say as if that's a bad thing.

[tracy]

Did they ever find out what Pat is?

I just don't remember....time for Google.

[claws]

Looking for new and cheesy releases with 2.0 - 2.9 ratings?

01. (2.6 / 2,006 votes) - 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)
02. (2.8 / 1,285 votes) - InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
03. (2.8 / 1,103 votes) - Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (2013)
04. (2.8 / 1,049 votes) - The Cloth (2013)
05. (2.1 / 1,028 votes) - Jack the Giant Killer (2013)
06. (2.2 / 0,776 votes) - Zombie Massacre (2013)
07. (2.3 / 0,737 votes) - 500 MPH Storm (2013)
08. (2.0 / 0,627 votes) - Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
09. (2.5 / 0,508 votes) - 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013)
10. (2.7 / 0,493 votes) - Jurassic Attack (2013)

[Leah]

01. (2.6 / 2,006 votes) - 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)
02. (2.8 / 1,285 votes) - InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
04. (2.8 / 1,049 votes) - The Cloth (2013)
06. (2.2 / 0,776 votes) - Zombie Massacre (2013)

Did someone look at the Create a Bad Movie Title thread, they are all uninspired.

03. (2.8 / 1,103 votes) - Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (2013)
05. (2.1 / 1,028 votes) - Jack the Giant Killer (2013)
07. (2.3 / 0,737 votes) - 500 MPH Storm (2013)
08. (2.0 / 0,627 votes) - Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
09. (2.5 / 0,508 votes) - 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013)
10. (2.7 / 0,493 votes) - Jurassic Attack (2013)

I'd pay money to see them had I known about them.