I slept with my brother Mike until I was 9- it was a big bed.
But that's not what I'm talking about- I mean-ya know- did the hibbity jibbity?
This includes one night stands.
I counted 10. in 56 years.
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I'm laughing at your subject matter not count. Being a prude, mine might be three. Do girls count? :question: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 27, 2018, 08:48:56 PM
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I'm laughing at your subject matter not count. Being a prude, mine might be three. Do girls count? :question: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Girls do count! Believe it or not- I'm kinda a prude too. I went
years without getting laid. When I did get it-I was so grateful I had kids with one psycho b***h. I hated her. But I tried to do the right thing. That was a waste of time. I had 2 beautiful children. But she was Satan.
I loved Tara. Never had kids with her.
I f**ked some girls I meet in bars when I was drunk. I lost my virginity when I was 22.
One I caught the clap from. We were doing magic mushrooms-and 2 days later my p**s burned. I hadda get shots in my ass of penicillan.
Another was this big fat black girl that was shizo-she was drunk and eating Chettos. Another was my truckdriver neighbors wife who I f**ked while he was on the road. Another was a good freind of mine who died in a car accident-she was burned to death. Another was a hooker from Kalamazoo , a black girl named Mimi, who lived with me for 6 months. She was nice.
i was a wild child. i plead the fifth. :cheers:
Quote from: 316zombie on April 27, 2018, 09:51:26 PM
i was a wild child. i plead the fifth. :cheers:
Ohhh-that sounds interesting! :buggedout:
Do tell! :tongueout:
Ok, I spent 6 years travelling working as a roadie, so can we limit this to girls I can remember the names of, or at least their jobs? In which case in order Lindsay, Stella, Susanna (or possibly Suzanna), Trica (the sordid details of which I already revelled in this forum), Tette (a Scandinavian nurse), Bev (the uber b***h, hey every man should get at least one of these), three whose names I have to censor because of someone else who loiters around this forum, and finally Kristi, so I'm going with an official 10 count.
Quote from: Dark Alex on April 28, 2018, 07:33:05 AM
Ok, I spent 6 years travelling working as a roadie, so can we limit this to girls I can remember the names of, or at least their jobs? In which case in order Lindsay, Stella, Susanna (or possibly Suzanna), Trica (the sordid details of which I already revelled in this forum), Tette (a Scandinavian nurse), Bev (the uber b***h, hey every man should get at least one of these), three whose names I have to censor because of someone else who loiters around this forum, and finally Kristi, so I'm going with an official 10 count.
So- I'm not the only man-whore around here! :drink:
This year? 0. I am hoping that will change soon.
All time?? 7, not counting one-night stands.
To be honest, two only. Then I became celibate in 2004 so no more boom boom with soul Brother or soul Sister :wink:
Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
To be honest, two only. Then I became celibate in 2004 so no more boom boom with soul Brother or soul Sister :wink:
Not to intrude-but- why did you become celibate? If it's too personal a thing to ask-I'm sorry.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 28, 2018, 08:52:20 AM
This year? 0. I am hoping that will change soon.
All time?? 7, not counting one-night stands.
I was counting one night stands. As far as relationships-cripes- 4.
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Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
To be honest, two only. Then I became celibate in 2004 so no more boom boom with soul Brother or soul Sister :wink:
Not to intrude-but- why did you become celibate? If it's too personal a thing to ask-I'm sorry.
You can always ask me anything, no worries :smile:
I had a relationship go way wrong on me so I became celibate 14 years ago.
It's been hard since :wink:
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Quote from: RCMerchant on April 28, 2018, 09:19:47 AM
Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
To be honest, two only. Then I became celibate in 2004 so no more boom boom with soul Brother or soul Sister :wink:
Not to intrude-but- why did you become celibate? If it's too personal a thing to ask-I'm sorry.
You can always ask me anything, no worries :smile:
I had a relationship go way wrong on me so I became celibate 14 years ago.
It's been hard since :wink:
Ok. Thanks.
I've had lotsa relationships go wrong,my friend. But I keep stepping up to bat anyway. I'm stupid like that. :wink:
The all-purpose answer to that question is: More than there should've been, fewer than there could've been. ;-)
Hope everyone's doing well!
ER! Your back! I am very happy yer back! Believe it or not. This forum aint the same without you. :thumbup:
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Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 27, 2018, 08:48:56 PM
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I'm laughing at your subject matter not count. Being a prude, mine might be three. Do girls count? :question: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Girls do count! ...
Doi. As usual on this forum, you do not get my humor. :wink: Me love you long time.
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 27, 2018, 09:17:57 PM
Believe it or not- I'm kinda a prude too...
What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Donald Trump never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.
Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
... I became celibate 14 years ago.
It's been hard since :wink:
:teddyr:
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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Donald Trump never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.
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Criminy! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 27, 2018, 09:17:57 PM
One I caught the clap from. We were doing magic mushrooms-and 2 days later my p**s burned. I hadda get shots in my ass of penicillan.
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I'm hesitant to answer, in case my wife discovers this, but then again, if it gets her to join/post in this forum, that's ok (and she can therefore mess with me about it heheh).
Before I got married, I was pretty much a man whore, relative to what I'm reading in this thread so far -most of which happened between when my previous fiance died and when I met my wife. Last I counted was somewhere around 20+, plus another 20 when it was everything but the big game.
Let's see if I can remember/account for them all:
Melissa (high school; her room, parents downstairs), Diane (hometown college departure party, up against bathroom wall), Heather (relationship: tent in her backyard), Dawn (relationship; lived together), Amanda (1NS), Dawnie (2NS), Cathy (once at work!), Joanne (F-buddy), Ann (F-buddy), Elizebeth (relationship), Leslie (1NS), Maria (1NS), Nicole (relationship; lived together), Ciara (F buddy), Kristi (F buddy), another Anne (1NS), Marcia (1NS), another Nicole (1NS), Rachael (1NS turned-stalker psycho), Crystal (relationship: roller derby girl), Lisa (relationship), and finally, my wife.
My god, I was ridiculous for a time. Once i met my would-be wife, I became/remained exclusive with her and got tested for everything once we started dating, which I was luckily and amazingly clean.
Not as many as I would've liked to. (sigh)
ONE.
I was a virgin when I married and I have been faithful ever since.
Although there was an exceptionally vivid dream about Anne Hathaway, Eva Green, a walrus, and a giant tub of strawberry jello . . . . :teddyr: :bouncegiggle:
When I was with Tara Sue- I never f**ked around. I never f**ked around on Tiana either. I'm talking about when I was single.
I would rather jerk off. f**king around is BAD news,man.