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Started by RCMerchant, April 27, 2018, 08:37:49 PM

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RCMerchant

I slept with my brother Mike until I was 9- it was a big bed.
But that's not what I'm talking about- I mean-ya know- did the hibbity jibbity?
This includes one night stands.

I counted 10. in 56 years.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Allhallowsday

#1
 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I'm laughing at your subject matter not count.  Being a prude, mine might be three.  Do girls count?   :question: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

#2
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 27, 2018, 08:48:56 PM
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I'm laughing at your subject matter not count.  Being a prude, mine might be three.  Do girls count?   :question: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Girls do count! Believe it or not- I'm kinda a prude too. I went years without getting laid. When I did get it-I was so grateful I had kids with one psycho b***h. I hated her. But I tried to do the right thing. That was a waste of time. I had 2 beautiful children. But she was Satan.
I loved Tara. Never had kids with her.
I f**ked some girls I meet in bars when I was drunk. I lost my virginity when I was 22.
One I caught the clap from. We were doing magic mushrooms-and 2 days later my p**s burned. I hadda get shots in my ass of penicillan.
Another was this big fat black girl that was shizo-she was drunk and eating Chettos. Another was my truckdriver neighbors wife who I f**ked while he was on the road. Another was a good freind of mine who died in a car accident-she was burned to death. Another was a hooker from Kalamazoo , a black girl named Mimi, who lived with me for 6 months. She was nice.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

316zombie

i was a wild child. i plead the fifth. :cheers:

RCMerchant

Quote from: 316zombie on April 27, 2018, 09:51:26 PM
i was a wild child. i plead the fifth. :cheers:

Ohhh-that sounds interesting!  :buggedout:

Do tell!  :tongueout:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Alex

#5
Ok, I spent 6 years travelling working as a roadie, so can we limit this to girls I can remember the names of, or at least their jobs? In which case in order Lindsay, Stella, Susanna (or possibly Suzanna), Trica (the sordid details of which I already revelled in this forum), Tette (a Scandinavian nurse), Bev (the uber b***h, hey every man should get at least one of these), three whose names I have to censor because of someone else who loiters around this forum, and finally Kristi, so I'm going with an official 10 count.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Dark Alex on April 28, 2018, 07:33:05 AM
Ok, I spent 6 years travelling working as a roadie, so can we limit this to girls I can remember the names of, or at least their jobs? In which case in order Lindsay, Stella, Susanna (or possibly Suzanna), Trica (the sordid details of which I already revelled in this forum), Tette (a Scandinavian nurse), Bev (the uber b***h, hey every man should get at least one of these), three whose names I have to censor because of someone else who loiters around this forum, and finally Kristi, so I'm going with an official 10 count.

So- I'm not the only man-whore around here!  :drink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Rev. Powell

This year? 0. I am hoping that will change soon.

All time?? 7, not counting one-night stands.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

To be honest, two only. Then I became celibate in 2004 so no more boom boom with soul Brother or soul Sister  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
To be honest, two only. Then I became celibate in 2004 so no more boom boom with soul Brother or soul Sister  :wink:

Not to intrude-but- why did you become celibate? If it's too personal a thing to ask-I'm sorry.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 28, 2018, 08:52:20 AM
This year? 0. I am hoping that will change soon.

All time?? 7, not counting one-night stands.
I was counting one night stands. As far as relationships-cripes- 4.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 28, 2018, 09:19:47 AM
Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
To be honest, two only. Then I became celibate in 2004 so no more boom boom with soul Brother or soul Sister  :wink:

Not to intrude-but- why did you become celibate? If it's too personal a thing to ask-I'm sorry.

You can always ask me anything, no worries :smile:

I had a relationship go way wrong on me so I became celibate 14 years ago.

It's been hard since  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 10:06:38 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 28, 2018, 09:19:47 AM
Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
To be honest, two only. Then I became celibate in 2004 so no more boom boom with soul Brother or soul Sister  :wink:

Not to intrude-but- why did you become celibate? If it's too personal a thing to ask-I'm sorry.

You can always ask me anything, no worries :smile:

I had a relationship go way wrong on me so I became celibate 14 years ago.

It's been hard since  :wink:
Ok. Thanks.
I've had lotsa relationships go wrong,my friend. But I keep stepping up to bat anyway. I'm stupid like that.  :wink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

The all-purpose answer to that question is: More than there should've been, fewer than there could've been. ;-)

Hope everyone's doing well!
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

ER! Your back! I am very happy yer back! Believe it or not. This forum aint the same without you.  :thumbup:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant