1. Say repeatedly, to yourself and others, "Don't worry, the audience will never notice that. "
2) We'll fix it in post!
So that cs what wt a non s**tty reply is like! I'd almost forgotten!
Employ Trevor as your scriptwriter :wink:
3. Get rid of people who can't write.
always have a totally useless first half hour where nothing happens
6. All final showdowns involving superhuman, multi dimensional shapeshifting enemies shall be conducted via basic hand-to-hand combat
7. Whatever we lack in talent & good story telling, we can make up for with things starting with the Letter "B"; IE, blood, breasts, beasts, bullets, bombs, blasts, butts....
Feel free to add something!
8. At some point in the movie, replace a main character with a different character who serves the exact same purpose in the movie, but isn't as good an actor and works cheaper.
9) All scenes should be completed in ONE and ONLY ONE take. Cause time & film are expensive!
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 08, 2019, 12:24:30 PM
7. Whatever we lack in talent & good story telling, we can make up for with things starting with the Letter "B"; IE, blood, breasts, beasts, bullets, bombs, blasts, butts....
Feel free to add something!
Ooh! Blades!
Battles!
Bots!
Blonds!
Hire has been over the hill actors who are in the bottle or on drugs.
Hire the relatives of famous actors and then just list them on the posters by their last name only.
Make sure that there's a scary looking monster on the poster, but use a stupid looking monster (and only for a few minutes), or worse, no monster at all!
You can't go wrong with a gorilla costume
"Just hire good looking people, we can give them tips on acting."
"Harryhausen is too expensive? Have some Mexican outfit make the space bird monster then. "
Deus Ex Machina can pass as good writing as long it's been used before in famous franchises, like STAR WARS.
Why pay someone to hold a mike boom? ADR everything!