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Title: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on April 15, 2020, 10:49:20 PM
Why are lots of the ads I see on TV and the internet feature guys with long hillbilly beards and- of all f**king things- handle bar  twirly mustachios?  Is this some kind a hip fashion?
Are they preparing for a future serving ice cream sodas at the malt shop? Or tying damsels in distress to railroad tracks?

Also-
Question- How do you make the fashion statement "I'm a p***y!" with a haircut?
Answer- Man buns.
f**king f**k.  :hot:

Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Alex on April 16, 2020, 01:13:38 AM
I think we should be allowed to walk up to guys with man buns and cut them off.  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Trevor on April 16, 2020, 01:38:15 AM
Quote from: Alex on April 16, 2020, 01:13:38 AM
I think we should be allowed to walk up to guys with man buns and cut them off.  :bouncegiggle:

Leadeth me not into temptation  :wink:
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Alex on April 16, 2020, 01:41:59 AM
A couple of lines from The Mandalorian should help you there Trevor.

I have spoken. This is the way.  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Leah on April 16, 2020, 01:43:19 AM
Fads. Give it a couple of years and it'll be something else. Manbuns can be useful if the person has a baldspot and doesn't want anyone seeing it.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: LilCerberus on April 16, 2020, 12:25:16 PM
Yes, this is a THING now...........
(http://www.mondo-digital.com/newbarbarians6big.jpg)
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on April 25, 2020, 04:20:22 PM
Why is the sky blue but the air is invisible?

If we were all insane, how would we know?
I mean, would they lock up a sane person...?

Why are they called Hamburgers? I don't see no ham! I read something about Hamburg, Germany once...
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: claws on April 25, 2020, 04:25:45 PM
QuoteThe common belief is that the American hamburger borrowed its name from a dish called "Hamburg Style Beef" or "Hamburg Steak" which arrived in the United States from the German city of Hamburg in the 19th century. The dish was nothing more than chopped meat eaten raw.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on April 25, 2020, 05:03:49 PM
^ Ugh!
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Alex on April 26, 2020, 01:00:29 AM
The sky only appears blue due to refraction of the suns rays in our atmosphere.

QuoteThe sky is blue because of a process called Rayleigh scattering. This process involves the scattering of light off of molecules in the atmosphere. When light moves through the atmosphere, most of its wavelengths are able to simply pass right through. This is particularly true of its longer wavelengths.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on April 26, 2020, 10:17:19 AM
Quote from: Alex on April 26, 2020, 01:00:29 AM
The sky only appears blue due to refraction of the suns rays in our atmosphere.

QuoteThe sky is blue because of a process called Rayleigh scattering. This process involves the scattering of light off of molecules in the atmosphere. When light moves through the atmosphere, most of its wavelengths are able to simply pass right through. This is particularly true of its longer wavelengths.

Well, of course!  :question:
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: FatFreddysCat on April 26, 2020, 02:57:47 PM
Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: chefzombie on April 26, 2020, 06:16:39 PM
why don't elevators make me taller? or escalators make me faster?
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 27, 2020, 07:06:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 15, 2020, 10:49:20 PM
Why are lots of the ads I see on TV and the internet feature guys with long hillbilly beards and- of all f**king things- handle bar  twirly mustachios?  Is this some kind a hip fashion?
Are they preparing for a future serving ice cream sodas at the malt shop? Or tying damsels in distress to railroad tracks?

Also-
Question- How do you make the fashion statement "I'm a p***y!" with a haircut?
Answer- Man buns.
f**king f**k.  :hot:

It's silly to be annoyed by hairstyles. 
Now, the piercings, through the NOSE or LIP or EYEBROW or TONGUE or...  :lookingup:  Now THOSE are grotesque. I'd rather talk with someone with a handlebar moustache or a man bun than a TONGUE piercing.   :hatred:
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on April 28, 2020, 08:52:03 PM
Sometimes I wonder why this forum is still so active, even after the web site stalled some years back.  I think it's because we became a kinda functional family, which seems remote to some folks. I know when I first joined, I was as screwy as a light bulb. I'm sure I still am, but I learn  from you folks.
We attract the freaks and geeks.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on April 28, 2020, 08:56:19 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 27, 2020, 07:06:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 15, 2020, 10:49:20 PM
Why are lots of the ads I see on TV and the internet feature guys with long hillbilly beards and- of all f**king things- handle bar  twirly mustachios?  Is this some kind a hip fashion?
Are they preparing for a future serving ice cream sodas at the malt shop? Or tying damsels in distress to railroad tracks?

Also-
Question- How do you make the fashion statement "I'm a p***y!" with a haircut?
Answer- Man buns.
f**king f**k.  :hot:

It's silly to be annoyed by hairstyles.  
Now, the piercings, through the NOSE or LIP or EYEBROW or TONGUE or...  :lookingup:  Now THOSE are grotesque. I'd rather talk with someone with a handlebar moustache or a man bun than a TONGUE piercing.   :hatred:

Now, why? Why is it silly to be annoyed at a stupid piercing, but not by a stupid haircut?
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on April 28, 2020, 08:59:59 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 16, 2020, 01:43:19 AM
Fads. Give it a couple of years and it'll be something else. Manbuns can be useful if the person has a baldspot and doesn't want anyone seeing it.

Or for birds to lay eggs. Or for spiders to make nests.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: CheezeFlixz on May 07, 2020, 07:17:43 AM
No one needs a man bun aka Twat Knot unless you are a Samurai - There are several other thing that are trending on commercials right now all in the name of social engineering.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2020, 11:16:23 AM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on May 07, 2020, 07:17:43 AM
No one needs a man bun aka Twat Knot unless you are a Samurai - There are several other thing that are trending on commercials right now all in the name of social engineering.

So ' man buns' are  'social engineering'? Please enlighten us to what purpose or goal that a man bun would serve?  :question:

Except maybe a world-wide devious plan to de-nut the American male, of course...

Oh- howdy, Cheezy!
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2020, 04:50:45 PM
Why does my poop turn green when I drink grape or red pop?