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Title: What no bat’leth?
Post by: sprite75 on October 30, 2020, 07:10:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/cEWixOg.jpg)

What no bat'leth?  Ya call this a weapons collection? 
Title: Re: What no bat’leth?
Post by: LilCerberus on October 30, 2020, 08:00:22 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 30, 2020, 07:10:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/cEWixOg.jpg)

What no bat'leth?  Ya call this a weapons collection? 

Actually, I was looking for a "bagel" knife...
And don't try to tell me you use one of "these" things to spread the cream cheese!
NO mancave is "that" insecure!
Title: Re: What no bat’leth?
Post by: sprite75 on October 31, 2020, 06:17:00 PM

Quote from: LilCerberus on October 30, 2020, 08:00:22 PM
Actually, I was looking for a "bagel" knife...
And don't try to tell me you use one of "these" things to spread the cream cheese!
NO mancave is "that" insecure!

Isn't that what these are for?

(https://i.imgur.com/osbTYdb.jpg)
Title: Re: What no bat’leth?
Post by: LilCerberus on October 31, 2020, 06:41:28 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 31, 2020, 06:17:00 PM

Quote from: LilCerberus on October 30, 2020, 08:00:22 PM
Actually, I was looking for a "bagel" knife...
And don't try to tell me you use one of "these" things to spread the cream cheese!
NO mancave is "that" insecure!

Isn't that what these are for?

(https://i.imgur.com/osbTYdb.jpg)

So....  I guess "that" explains you keep cutting the bottoms off all the jars of mustard, mayonnaise & peanut butter...
Sad really...
Wait here while I go get some bagel knives....
And I better not find out you've been using them to smear brake grease on your motorcycle chain like you did with all the butter knives!
Title: Re: What no bat’leth?
Post by: sprite75 on October 31, 2020, 07:59:26 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on October 31, 2020, 06:41:28 PMAnd I better not find out you've been using them to smear brake grease on your motorcycle chain like you did with all the butter knives!

Why?  (....wipes brake grease off the knife....)

Title: Re: What no bat’leth?
Post by: ER on January 22, 2021, 09:55:04 PM
".... it's a start..... "
Title: Re: What no bat’leth?
Post by: LilCerberus on January 22, 2021, 10:00:10 PM
Date night, and I haven't a thing to wear!