I'll start first!
Tom Cruise.
I tried to watch some of his movies.
TOP GUN was...pro-war bulls**t propaganda.
And what was that movie where he dances in his underwear?
f**king bleeding Lord of Darkness.
Some scary s**t.
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Audrina Patridge gave the least convincing portrayal of a dead body I've ever seen in SORORITY ROW, I think she wins. If you can't play a corpse then something is wrong.
Madonna
I'll add Tom Green and Paris Hilton
STEVEN SEAGAL
http://youtu.be/b943mWxH8_I (http://youtu.be/b943mWxH8_I)
Zandor Vorkov
http://youtu.be/hqcoN4-B0MA (http://youtu.be/hqcoN4-B0MA)
Neil Breen
http://youtu.be/zSrmpC7S1zo (http://youtu.be/zSrmpC7S1zo)
Tommy Wiseau
^ Zandor! :bouncegiggle:
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Just about the entire cast of Idaho Transfer
George Clooney. He's always smiling, no matter the situation he's involved in.
Speaking of corpses: When your best role is a corpse (that is cut out of the movie) that's a sign you're a bad actor. I am speaking of course of Kevin Costner.
Al Jolson- I dunno. He gives me the creeps.
http://youtu.be/KD_YRnuuKyY (http://youtu.be/KD_YRnuuKyY)
Nicolas Cage. What's odd is that he has been in some pretty good movies; he just tends to be the worst part of those good movies.
Quote from: kornula on January 01, 2021, 12:04:26 PM
Speaking of corpses: When your best role is a corpse (that is cut out of the movie) that's a sign you're a bad actor. I am speaking of course of Kevin Costner.
At least we don't have to see his face... or his ironin' board...
KEVIN COSTNER is a
rotten actor.
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on January 01, 2021, 10:54:45 AM
George Clooney. He's always smiling, no matter the situation he's involved in.
Smiling... or bobbing his head. :lookingup:
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 01, 2021, 01:41:11 PM
Al Jolson- I dunno. He gives me the creeps.
http://youtu.be/KD_YRnuuKyY (http://youtu.be/KD_YRnuuKyY)
TCM had whatever film that's from on earlier this year. I watched some of it including that performance.
AL JOLSON?
Creepy? Damned straight! And I thought
NOBODY could be more
OUT than
PAT BOONE!
I may get some flack for this but-
ah-no I won't-
Adam Sandler. He plays the same dumbass in almost every film.
This I will get flack for-
John f**king Wayne. One note macho poser a***ole.
(https://i.imgur.com/0UvIUgU.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
He was not a cowboy and never fought in a war. He was an actor. And not a very versitale or good one.
from his 1971 PLAYBOY interview-
"With a lot of blacks, there's quite a bit of resentment along with their dissent, and possibly rightfully so. But we can't all of a sudden get down on our knees and turn everything over to the leadership of the blacks. I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. ... I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from the Indians. Our so-called stealing of this country from them was just a matter of survival. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
f**k this a***ole.
Just come out and say it, scumbag. f**k injuns and n****rs. :hatred:
That's right- he can't because he's DEAD.
Pauly Shore... never seems bothered.
the wife from THE SHINING. really brings that film down for me. why did they cast her?
I agree that Segal is pretty awful.
Arnie... even tho I find it hard to deny his screen presence and his somewhat contageous personality, he is a terrible actor imo
OJ Simpson in those NAKED GUN films, perhaps it's not evident how bad he is because of what those films are and his role doesn't really require much in the way of acting chops anyway, but he really is super lame in them. I love all 3 films though
Arnold Schwarzenegger (with the exception of Maggie).
Quote from: zombie no.one on January 04, 2021, 11:46:21 AM
Pauly Shore... never seems bothered.
the wife from THE SHINING. really brings that film down for me. why did they cast her?
I'll agree with Pauly Shore.
I Thought Shelly Duvall was perfect for the SHINING.
Quote from: Alex on January 04, 2021, 11:57:43 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger (with the exception of Maggie).
Yeah- I didn't go into that film with high expectations. I was very surprised! :thumbup:
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 04, 2021, 01:37:40 PM
...I Thought Shelly Duvall was perfect for the SHINING.
Ditto
Quote from: Alex on January 04, 2021, 11:57:43 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger (with the exception of Maggie).
Well, to be honest, what's required from him is to be the biggest though motherf**ker, and I think he does the job pretty well.
Kubrick badgered, harassed and called Ms. Duvall at odd hours of the night to keep her on edge throughout filming of the movie. She was pretty darned good in a lot of things IMHO.. like her own production of Shelly Duvall's Fairy Tale theater...
As for terrible actors, I remember being in a theater about to watch Blue Velvet when a trailer for COCKTAIL comes on. The audience boos the second Tom Cruise pops up on screen. I realized at that moment I was not alone in my disdain for that movie star.
BTW; I'm shocked no one has mentioned Tommy Wisseau yet...
Quote from: kornula on January 04, 2021, 07:58:41 PMAs for terrible actors, I remember being in a theater about to watch Blue Velvet when a trailer for COCKTAIL comes on. The audience boos the second Tom Cruise pops up on screen. I realized at that moment I was not alone in my disdain for that movie star.
I recently watched
JACK REACHER. Thsi is the description of the character, acording to the books:
Reacher is described as being 6 feet 5 inches (1.96 m) tall, weighing 210–250 pounds (95–113 kg) and having a 50-inch (130 cm) chest. His face looked like it had been chipped out of rock by a sculptor who had ability but not much time.And Tom Cruise starred the role. Just make your own conclusions.
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on January 05, 2021, 08:16:49 AM
Quote from: kornula on January 04, 2021, 07:58:41 PMAs for terrible actors, I remember being in a theater about to watch Blue Velvet when a trailer for COCKTAIL comes on. The audience boos the second Tom Cruise pops up on screen. I realized at that moment I was not alone in my disdain for that movie star.
I recently watched JACK REACHER. Thsi is the description of the character, acording to the books:
Reacher is described as being 6 feet 5 inches (1.96 m) tall, weighing 210–250 pounds (95–113 kg) and having a 50-inch (130 cm) chest. His face looked like it had been chipped out of rock by a sculptor who had ability but not much time.
And Tom Cruise starred the role. Just make your own conclusions.
I remember seeing a trailer of (I think) the second movie, and thinking "He is not big enough to play this role" and I have absolutely no familiarity with the books.
Quote from: kornula on January 04, 2021, 07:58:41 PM
...BTW; I'm shocked no one has mentioned Tommy Wisseau yet...
Rev did:
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 31, 2020, 04:58:54 PM
...
http://youtu.be/zSrmpC7S1zo (http://youtu.be/zSrmpC7S1zo)
Tommy Wiseau
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 05, 2021, 11:56:40 AM
Quote from: kornula on January 04, 2021, 07:58:41 PM
...BTW; I'm shocked no one has mentioned Tommy Wisseau yet...
Rev did:
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 31, 2020, 04:58:54 PM
...
http://youtu.be/zSrmpC7S1zo (http://youtu.be/zSrmpC7S1zo)
Tommy Wiseau
My bad. I need new glasses I guess....
Andie McDowell.. I honestly do not know how she was allowed to be in front of the camera so many times?
GROUNDHOG DAY would have been a flawless film if it were not for her.
Rob Schneider.
That guy is f**kin' just plain annoying.
Gladys Knight. And the entire cast of PIPE DREAMS They cast worse actors than Mrs. Knight (including her husband) to try and make her look good.. Trust me, it does not work. Everyone is crap in this movie.
...and Mrs. Knight won a Golden Globe Award for best new upcomming actress??? I'm guessing she was the only entrant?
Quote from: Dr. Whom on January 01, 2021, 04:03:31 AM
Just about the entire cast of Idaho Transfer
If we're including Z-Grade stuff,
Invasion From Inner Earth had worse actors.
ALI MACGRAW
http://youtu.be/Tsz_tamjpmc (http://youtu.be/Tsz_tamjpmc)
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 04, 2021, 12:31:23 AM
I may get some flack for this but-
ah-no I won't-
Adam Sandler. He plays the same dumbass in almost every film.
This I will get flack for-
John f**king Wayne. One note macho poser a***ole.
(https://i.imgur.com/0UvIUgU.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
He was not a cowboy and never fought in a war. He was an actor. And not a very versitale or good one.
from his 1971 PLAYBOY interview-
"With a lot of blacks, there's quite a bit of resentment along with their dissent, and possibly rightfully so. But we can't all of a sudden get down on our knees and turn everything over to the leadership of the blacks. I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. ... I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from the Indians. Our so-called stealing of this country from them was just a matter of survival. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
f**k this a***ole.
Just come out and say it, scumbag. f**k injuns and n****rs. :hatred:
That's right- he can't because he's DEAD.
You won't get an argument from me against that sentiment. John Wayne played..John Wayne.. and he did it well..and was at least entertaining.
Adam Sandler plays..Adam Sandler.
John Wayne got an oscar for playing himself. Adam Sandler did not.
Quote from: kornula on January 05, 2021, 07:03:48 PM
Andie McDowell.. I honestly do not know how she was allowed to be in front of the camera so many times?
GROUNDHOG DAY would have been a flawless film if it were not for her.
She's like everybody's goshdarned aunt; you know, the one that always brings a cole slaw to the family potluck and talks about how happy she was when she divorced your uncle. :lookingup:
Quote from: zelmo73 on February 05, 2021, 07:17:57 AM
Quote from: kornula on January 05, 2021, 07:03:48 PM
Andie McDowell.. I honestly do not know how she was allowed to be in front of the camera so many times?
GROUNDHOG DAY would have been a flawless film if it were not for her.
She's like everybody's goshdarned aunt; you know, the one that always brings a cole slaw to the family potluck and talks about how happy she was when she divorced your uncle. :lookingup:
Andie is the kind of Aunt that would bring coleslaw in jello...and be super passive/aggressive if no one ate any.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on December 31, 2020, 01:34:13 PM
STEVEN SEAGAL
I remember being an extra for the opening scene in "On Deadly Ground" waaay back a billion years ago. What I recall fondly most about that experience is every one of us making fun of Segal for pronouncing the "B" in BomB. Not kidding. It was hilarious. I'm kinda sad that after watching the movie recently, (6 months ago) I was trying to hear him pronounce the "B" in BomB.. Guess it was a "Mandela effect" ...and/or it was fixed in post.