Have you heard that Baby Shark, now a teenager, had to be carried out of LA's Viper Room after a night of hard partying? Isn't it tragic when fame destroys the innocent?
Mommy Shark & Daddy Shark haven't made a statement.
Bruce, the shark from Jaws, has some advise for Baby Shark. Details at 11, 10 central.
South African person buys new undies, wears them and then washes them.
Police have been dispatched to the scene :wink:
Mount Saint Helens was the work of the Illuminati!
Quote from: ER on June 30, 2022, 08:44:03 AM
Mount Saint Helens was the work of the Illuminati!
I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT! :buggedout:
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...
Local Cat Has Never Been Fed Once in his Entire Life, Says Local Cat . . .
Owner Claims Cat Was Fed This Morning, Cat Calls it "Fake Mews"
Investigative Journalist Confirms There is Literally Food in Local Cat's Bowl Right Now. . .
Local Cat Assaults Journalist, Claims Extreme Provocation . . .
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...
(https://i.imgur.com/GsPG7Gi.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...
no, a real one
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/06/russian-general-pavel-02.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=744)
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...
no, a real one
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/06/russian-general-pavel-02.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=744)
I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!
Quote from: ER on July 02, 2022, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...
no, a real one
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/06/russian-general-pavel-02.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=744)
I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!
Wasn't he one of the Germans in Hogans Heroes?
^I think several of them were, including a couple of holocaust survivors, but I don't feel like looking it up right now...^
Quote from: Alex on July 02, 2022, 06:26:34 PM
Quote from: ER on July 02, 2022, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...
no, a real one
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/06/russian-general-pavel-02.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=744)
I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!
Wasn't he one of the Germans in Hogans Heroes?
Yeah! He was the one always telling Klink-" I vill send you to the Russian Front!"
(https://i.imgur.com/1XVItyc.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Did you guys hear Disney has bought the entirety of Great Britain? They plan to convert it into a theme park called the United Magic Kingdom!
Quote from: ER on July 11, 2022, 09:49:11 AM
Did you guys hear Disney has bought the entirety of Great Britain? They plan to convert it into a theme park called the United Magic Kingdom!
Well, they couldn't do a worse job than the current lot in charge.
Bit dated, but after faking his assassination in 1914 to "get away for a while" Archduke Ferdinand returned from a remote Pacific island in 1918 to ask, "So what'd I miss?"